Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/December 2011

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December 2011

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Ken can't help but notice yet another trait of atheists: they're not just obese, they're ... SHORT!img

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We hold our breath in anticipation of the announcement of The Conservative of the Year!img An award equal in stature to the Conservamaths award.

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Ken comes out in favor of geocentrism.img

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Andy: "Gingrich most likely to win!"img Andy, the next day: *creates article all about Gingrich's inevitable presidency*img Andy, two weeks later: "Romney most likely to win!"img ScottDG: "Well I guess this Gingrich article is a bit contradictory to Conservapedia's prediction then"img Andy (exact quote): "Wikis are not blogs or books. Wikis are written by many people at different times. Not every entry should be expected to be completely consistent with every other entry."img

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Catholic official compares the "gay liberation movement" to the KKK. Guess whose side Ed poor is on.img

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Add "bias" to the list of words Jpratt doesn't understand.img

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Andy somehow thinks that Obama and Chavez are or were ever political alliesimg and just now it's falling apart.

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Fox News fails Andy's idiotideological purity test.img

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What Andy tells us: North Korea's evil new leader Kim Jong Un played video games!img What Andy doesn't tell us: World of Warcraft? Modern Warfare 3? Duke Nukem? Er, no. NBA Basketball.

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What's the most important thing to note about Kim Jong-Il? He was a fat atheist!img

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A multiple choice question which provides four out of four wrong answers?img Andy: No problem, only three answers are clearly wrongimg. Good to knowimg.

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Ken: "'New Zealand business confidence slips as global 'storm' looms on the horizon.' But that's nothing compared to how New Zealand's atheists feel about the storm of the Question Evolution campaign!"img

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Chimps can't get driver's licenses so evolution didn't happen.img

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Conservapedia continues to grow as newspapers fade away,img coincidence?

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Andy: "Tebowing is mockery of Christian prayer!"img Jpatt: (less than two months later) "How terrible, students are suspended for Tebowing PRAYER!"img Andy: "Huh? Wha? I mean... Tebowing means giving glory to God!"img

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Ragelessness of your day got you down? Captain non-sequitur to the rescueimg

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Jpatt: Labor unions and Professors agree that exposing yourself to young childrenimg is just the tops.

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The influence of Grand Theft Auto V is so insidiously evil that it is permeating backwards in time!img

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Andy on World History Study Guides: "Winston Churchill - but is he noteworthy enough?"img

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And with zero percent of the precincts reporting, at 10:47 AM on 11 December, 2011, Conservapedia predicts that the winner of the presidential election is Newt Gingrich.img There is even an impossible conservative wet-dream team lined up,img including Sarah Palin as Secretary of State. UPDATE: There's also a <capture>listimg of when the other candidates will pull out, and who'll they'll support.

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Senseless tragedy at Virginia Tech?img Must be atheism!

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Lenski 2: Electric Boogalooimg

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The school dropout rate in Tulsa is up. Why? Atheism!img Note that the cited article says nothing of the kind.

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Just because Breaking Bad is the best show on TV, that does not make running a meth labimg a professor value.

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Another day, another conspiracy theory.img

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Apparently atheists never make good football players because they are so cowardly and effeminateimg, instead they have to settle for being the leaders in math, science, philosophy, technology, medicine and pretty much any profession that requires a brain... what a bunch of losers.

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Ken: I recently had a bit of sleeplessness due to temporary medical conditionimg No kidding! But only recently?