Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/March 2013

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March 2013[edit]

71 Apparently the third most valuable professional basketball team qualifies as best of the public.img
-48Conservapedia has it right: Patient Hugo Chavez is dead, but Doctor C. Everett Koop must still be alive.img
99Andy: Look, relativity is proven wrong, the speed of light varies!img Article: "Space is filled with tiny subatomic particles which although extremely diffuse, can theoretically slow down light just a tiny bit...That's light slowing isn't enough to impact any currently accepted theories regarding physic...The greatest change might be to textbooks, which will need to add a caveat that the speed of light is constant, only in a true vacuum-which space isn't. Update: I don't cite articles (from catholic.org) for "their liberal gloss".img
59Andy's latest rewrite of E=mc2 is just a minor edit to make "a clear and informative introduction".img
19If the New York Times is "declining in popularity and credibility"img, why are you using it anyways?img
-11Karajou learns how to alliterateimg as the class clown.
-46Ken mumbles something about Richard Dawkins becoming "a young earth creationists."img Mind your plurals, Ken. Update: Ken, Dawkins isn't a Christian. Wake up.img
63No amount of rational or reasonable scientific commentaryimg that disagrees with the Party Line on E=mc²img is ever toleratedimg.
168Conservapedia Proven Right!img Yes, if you say Hugo Chavez died in Decemberimg, I suppose his actual death is proof...
-1Ken: Help! Liberals are turning into Hitler!!!img
28Karajou nicely sums up atheism in one of his many, many, many blocks; "I don't believe in you, so you must not exist."img
27Andy: American leftists are feeding Brits 'liberal drivel'. imgThe source has to do with Shakespeare education.
59Underlying reality in random fluctuation? Satan, of course!img Update: When confronted with the fact that the Greek word diabolos means "slanderer", not quantum mechanicsimg, Andy said it's "an interesting point."img Maybe he'll change his mind. Maybe. Second Update: Wrong! Andy keeps fitting the Bible into his delusional belief in Satan=Chaos theory.img
55Andy says the Bible makes better science material than actual science textbooks.img And of course, the thing really is cheaper.img