Conservapedia:Article matrix

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Conservapedia is very familiar with the scourge of Liberal Bias. But did you know that bias is prevalent among many other groups, such as Professors, the Media, and Conservatives?

These groups and others also share traits with Liberals, ranging from Nitpicking to Fluff[1]. But Conservapedia has fallen well behind in documenting these well-known characteristics. So, in our on-going efforts to help Conservapedia root out the facts that the liberally-biased media don't want you to know about, we've provided an article matrix to keep track of their progress.

It should be noted that despite the number of these articles, only a small fraction would even occupy half a page of 12-point plaintext, and almost none actually advance an argument. Conservapedia seems to secretly agree with Josef Stalin that "quantity has a quality all its own."

The matrix[edit]

Liberal Professor Media Atheistic Conservative Evolutionist San Francisco Hollywood Homosexual Feminist
Agenda _[2] X X _[3]
Bestiality X X X X X X
Bias X X X X X X _[4] _[5]
Bullying _[6] X X X
Censorship X X X X X
Charity X X X
Deceit X X X X
Denial X X X X X X
Fluff X X X[7]
Gullibility X X _[8]
Hypocrisy X X X
Intolerance X X X
Lies X X
Logic X X X X
Myths X X X _[9] X X
Nitpicking _[10] X X
Obsession X _[11] X _[12] X
Redefinition X X X
Slander X X
Style X X X X X X
Tools X _[13] X _[14]
Tricks X X
Values X X X X X X

N.B. Some article titles may not strictly conform to the given naming convention

But wait![edit]

Population of the article matrix over time. Those in red are currently deleted.

There's more!

Other liberal traits include Liberal Amnesia, anger, anti-Christian hate, apathy, arrogance, competitiveness, concealment, confusion, creep, desperation, dilution, excuses, fairness, guilt, hate speech, hysteria, name-calling, obfuscation, pressure, projection, propaganda, relativism, self-righteousness, stupidity, Thuggery, vandalism[15], vitriol, whining, and, last but not least, wordiness!

(That last one is a bit rich coming from them, really!)

And if all this great content wasn't enough for you, good news! Conservapedia loves synonyms. Think Liberal Myths is a great article, but it leaves you panting for more? Well wait no longer. There's also Liberal Myths About Education and Liberal Fables! And Essay:Liberal Falsehoods! And Essay:Liberal gloss! And Category:Liberal Deceit and Category:Liberal Falsehoods and Category:Liberal Myths!

Footnotes[edit]

  1. ↑ Nitpicking fluff is a terrible habit.
  2. ↑ No article yet, but five others link to it already.
  3. ↑ Created by DeanS. But only as a redirect to cp:Feminism.
  4. ↑ Frequent deletion seen here
  5. ↑ Deleted by DeanS.
  6. ↑ Deleted by DeanS.
  7. ↑ A previous version was deleted by DeanS. A capture of this superb article is preserved here for future generations.
  8. ↑ Deleted by PJR.
  9. ↑ Deleted by DeanS.
  10. ↑ Deleted by TK. Preserved here.
  11. ↑ Deleted by HenryS
  12. ↑ Created by ASchlafly! But only as a redirect to cp:Evolution Syndrome
  13. ↑ Deleted by TK
  14. ↑ Deleted by HenryS
  15. ↑ Hilariously, Liberal Vandalism (capital "V") was deleted by TimS as "parody". But eight months later, along comes Jpatt to re-create it with a lower-case "v".
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