Forum:Why Christians should worship Cthulhu.

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I've been doing some thinking about the Christian God and his resemblance to Great Cthulhu .

  • Cthulhu lives under the dark ocean, Yaweh is said to live in darkness.
  • Cthulhu will return to destroy mankind as will Yaweh.
  • When the stars are right in the form of a maiden, Jeebus will return to reclaim earth.
  • Cthulhu can return from the dead via his daughter.
  • Yaweh has his religion, so does Cthulhu!

Clearly, Yaweh is Great Cthulhu and the Christians have corrupted the tales of our lord.--The Madman (talk) 14:30, 2 August 2013 (UTC)The Madman


Wait, Cthulhu has a daughter????? OVERLORDSupplicate yourselves before me! 22:56, 12 February 2015 (UTC)

Yes, He does. Her name is Cthylla. --Castaigne (talk) 23:02, 12 February 2015 (UTC)

You forgot the part about the deities and consumption of/by followers. Christians eat Jesus at communion-especially if they are Catholic. Cthulhu's followers long to be eaten by him. I am pretty sure there is a preference for both bits of Jesus (according to Catholic standards) and the followers of Cthulhu to be eaten without chewing-it is more civilized that way. Arachne1988 (talk) 08:11, 13 February 2015 (UTC)

"Christian God"? Holy (LOLz) fuck, this is extreme hijacking of the TaNaKh...--Arisboch (talk) 12:27, 19 May 2015 (UTC)

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