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I find your lack of faith disturbing...
Darth Vader choking a skeptic atheist
The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.
You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
—Richard Jeni

Definitions[edit]

Atheism has two main definitions. It is properly defined as:

  1. The denial of the existence of God while in the midst of full knowledge that God indeed exists. Probably written by Satan too.
  2. The hatred of God while fully believing in His existence.

Dogma[edit]

There are many facets to atheistic dogma! Here are a few choice high water marks:

Why atheism is a religion[edit]

Recipes[edit]

Atheists have long been noted for their superior recipes; this is the leading cause of the rise of atheism, converting millions of believers to atheism.[4]

The Atheist Nightmare[edit]

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Crackers taste really good, especially with peanut butter and bananas, and are also quite healthy, so you should not let Christian fantasies about cannibalism inhibit you.

The Dawkins Tortilla[edit]

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In order to better worship Lord Dawkins, atheists frequently produce and consume tortillas, in order to bump up the chances that they might better catch glimpse of a really wonky burn on a tortilla His Holy face.

The Aborted Fetus[edit]

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Also, to praise their Dark Lord, some atheists also sometimes eat babies, preferably aborted fetuses that are fresh from the abortion clinic, because they hate babies.

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