Fun:Best of User rename log

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Renaming bigots can be fun. Here is a list of some of the more entertaining User renames (we spare you the original names because that's no fun), with the names of the mod/tech who renamed them (as a rule of thumb, mods/techs should not insert their own renames to this list):

  • Does this out of loneliness (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • I have an antfarm that I am very personally attached to. I try petting the ants inside but they keep crawling up my finger and stinging me. (by CircularReasoning)
  • Whoever this "Levine" person is, she's beautiful and does the LORD's good work and will be rewarded in Heaven (by CircularReasoning)
  • I'm scared of rainbows (by DuceMoosolini)
  • I give belly rubs to my teddy bears at the fireplace when it's really cold at night and I love the noise of fire crackling (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • My social security number is the sexiest thing alive and you should date it too (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • My hair seems to have taken a life on its own and is attending college right now (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • My spleen sings the National French anthem every time the clock strikes 5 pm (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • Marry me, Oxy, please? I even wrote it in the sky but the migrating Canada Geese keep messing up the clouds. (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • Ginseng Pootflapper (by Cosmikdebris)
  • Mr. Poot wants intimacy with Oliver Smith (by CircularReasoning)
  • Despite being only 2.2% of US presidents, Donald Trump is responsible for 50% of impeachments (by DuceMoosolini)
  • I am sexually attracted to bicycle pedals (by CircularReasoning)
  • LGM is a good moderator and can improve usernames (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • CircularReasoning is the love of my life and I get turned on thinking about him (by CircularReasoning)
  • Looks like you are running out of ways of calling someone you don't like a guy so I renamed you so you have another chance to make another username like this (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • Looks like you are running out of ways of calling someone you don't like an Al-Qaeda so I renamed you so you have another chance to make another username like this (by CircularReasoning)
  • Looks like you are running out of ways of making sad attempts at making a pervert out of someone you don't like so I renamed you so you have another chance to create another username like this (by CircularReasoning)
  • X are the LORD's chosen people and will rest in Heaven — fill in the "X" with the persecuted person or group, variants of this rename have been used a lot, mostly by Duce and CR
  • Alt-righters are enemies of the LORD and will burn in hell with their racism! Get on your knees and repent, before it's eternally too late, sinner! (by CircularReasoning)
  • I respect and value my Jewish neighbors, and I make sure they always feel welcome in my community (by DuceMoosolini)
  • Fail Shitler (by CircularReasoning)
  • Trolling wikis will not fill that empty hole inside you, my son. Only God can do that. And God does not help racists (by DuceMoosolini)
  • The batteries inside my lamp are just begging for a salad made entirely of cows (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • I treat every jar of laundry detergent like one of my children (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • If you had said "destroy trumpism" in your original username I would agree, but while they may pander to theocratic crazies the GOP did at least pretend to care about our democracy, unlike some people (by CircularReasoning)
  • I still have nothing better to do than stalk a wiki I got kicked off years ago. I should go outside and meet new people. (by DuceMoosolini)
  • Tickle meee elmoee (by Cosmikdebris)
  • Please, monsieur! You're standing on the Holy Mother's bush! (by Cosmikdebris)
  • Ken, did you get that girl's name? 'Cause I can tattoo it on your ass. She'll like that. (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • Foonky Pudwallop (by Cosmikdebris)
  • Im Mikey, and I’m sad because I got no presents on Christmas. (by DuceMoosolini)
  • Taylor Swift's biggest fan is extremely saddened by Taylor embracing her planesona on her SwiftOnSecurity account again so he goes on yet another edit spree to cope (by Rockford the Roe and many, many other Taylor Swift renames)
  • I have a large collection of oxygen cylinders in my garage that I am really attached to (by CircularReasoning)
  • Oh look, I made a boo boo (by Cosmikdebris)
  • Stop the anti-pineapple pizza hate (by DuceMoosolini)
  • Mikeypoot and Karlinpoot sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an abrupt, tragic permaban! (by CircularReasoning)
  • December 26, 2020 Bongolian (talk contribs block) blocked Npoot (talk) with an expiration time of pi x infinity! (autoblock disabled, account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Long term trolling) (by CircularReasoning)
  • I married a fat innkeeper worm. Looks aren't everything! She's the sweetest worm in the sea. (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • I'm sad because I never got to experience the joys of Chinese food (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • AndYet (by Queex in response to a rename suggesting they should 🎲)
  • Give me down to there (Hair!) Shoulder length or longer hair (Hair!) Here baby, there mama! Everywhere daddy daddy (by Cosmikdebris)
  • Me and RationalWiki had a baby. I named her "Alexa" (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me? (by Rockford the Roe)
  • Reregging on RationalWiki is my punishment (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • Cut the kids in half, cut the kids in half, cut the kids in half (by Rockford the Roe)
  • Some children shouldn't be allowed on the interwebs (by Cosmikdebris)
  • I fell off my flying carpet (by Cosmikdebris)
  • Help me, conservatism has rotten my brain so much I can even hear E. coli gagging (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • Removing the pool ladders (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • How can you miss me when I won't go away? (by Bongolian)
  • You're mean! RationalWikians are really, really mean! (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • The results of failed parenting (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • I am not cute enough for bathtub toys, but i really am impressed by the beer truck down the road from my mom's basement (by Cosmikdebris)
  • I can't be a sad individual when I'm so mad (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar (by Cosmikdebris)
  • A virtue signaling username (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • A bad understanding of the French language. Prescribe fromage de tête to cure the condition. (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • Wonder Boy poots off into the wind!!!!!! (by Cosmikdebris)
  • I will stop and smell the flower (by Bongolian)
  • An oscillating pile of laundry waiting for the airplane to arrive (by LeftyGreenMario)
  • I'm a loser I'm a loser and I'm not what I appear to be (by Cosmikdebris)
  • Spam McBot (by Plutocow)
  • Tonto del culo (by Plutocow)
  • This masterpiece by Cosmikdebris, made from a slew of socks with racist usernames

See also

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