User:CircularReasoning
Hello, my name is CircularReasoning |
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My interests |
Some of my works |
My pages |
A bit of fun |
Hello, BoN! I am Rohan CircularReasoning, and I am an editor here- just like you.
“”Where did this idea come from that all beliefs deserve respect?
If your beliefs are ridiculous, they deserve to be ridiculed, as would mine.
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—@MissaMHx, Atheist Republic |
My internet laws
“”If an argument for religion is structured in such a way that it requires one to already believe in a God(s) and see everything through the lens of a particular religion to begin with (and thus exists merely to reinforce rather than actually convince), then it automatically falls flat, and can be dismissed without any further consideration.
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—Rohan’s Razor |
“”As more and more religious apologetic claims are refuted and debunked, new ones will always form that become ever-increasingly preposterous and silly.
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—Rohan’s Law |
“”Anyone who resorts to ad-hominems and/or argumentum ad baculum in the place of actual logic and intelligent argumentation requires no further serious consideration, and is deemed to have lost the debate.
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—Rohan's Law of Internet Debating |
My Blue Telephone to CP
Dear gentlemen at the other wiki,
Given your great penchant to stick you head in the sand and trus in God-King Assfly your responses are quite irrational. And as for the subject of Alex Jones's lacking of appeal to women and murder, you neglect that Ken DeMyer lacks ateísmo. In fact, by some time in the upcoming quarter, it's not out of the question that Jerry Falwell might just end up losing the last vestiges of credibility and being thwarted once and for all. :) :) :)
Rest assured, Operation stick is gathering steam!!! My ateísmo will likely be so high that the Hispanic ladies will likely be kicking sand into Señor Kowardjou's face!
Goatspeed,
--Goatspeed. See what I'm up toCircularRasoningSee my experiments 22:32, 15 November 2020 (UTC)
Some basic information about me
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My name
The reason why I chose "CircularReasoning" as my name is that the fallacy circular reasoning is my pet-peeve when it comes to online debating. In fact, I despise it so much that I've even devised a logical razor stating that you should not use it when trying to argue for a particular position (see above). It is also the bedrock that nearly all of religious apologetics is built on top of; in fact, some apologists even admit it.
My mission here
Here on RationalWiki, I seek to improve RW and make it more rational- by adding more detailed information, creating articles, and correcting non-sequiturs and logical fallacies. Also, you might often see me editing Conservapedia-related articles, as I feel that quite a few of them could use some serious improvements.
My style
- Often taking a large amount of edits to make changes- kind of like Conservapedia's Kendoll, albeit less clumsy and paranoid with edits
- Spending most of my time on RW either editing or creating CP-related articles, acting as a kind of self-appointed caretaker of RationalWiki's long-forgotten Conservapedialand
- Working to revive abandoned CP-related works, e.g. Conservapedia the Musical
- An obsession with adding more details and information to short sections of articles
- Morbid preoccupations with Conservapedia, the manosphere, and my personal relationship with reality
- Extensive reliance (on parentheses), (almost to the exclusion of other grammatical devices)
- Unapologetic irreverence and blasphemy
Shameless self-promotion: My additions to this great wiki
Drafts started by me
- Draft:Blue Planet Project (mainspace), yet another batshit conspiracy-theory site. Draft published on January 13, 2019.
- Draft:Chanty Binx, aka "Big Red". Draft published on January 13, 2019.
- Draft:Peter Sage, yet another "alternative medicine" fraud. Draft published on January 13, 2019.
- Draft:Metabunk.org (mainspace), a forum dedicated to debunking conspiracy theories. Draft published on March 17, 2019.
New articles created from scratch
Below are the articles that I have created here on RW, as well as when I created them. DISCLAIMER: These articles probably look nothing like what they did back when I first created them.
- The Conservative Dictionary Project, yet another step in Conservapedia's never-ending quest to reinvent virtually everything in its own image to counter "liberal bias" (which, by the way, happens to be present in everything, including
reality itselfevery (non-troll) Conservapedian's favorite storybook (yes, they are even trying to reinvent THAT!) This was my very first creation on here, and was published on October 15, 2018, thus becoming one of the first CP-related RationalWiki articles to be made in years. - Fun:Conservative Dictionary Project Redefinitions, a list of some of the funniest, wingnuttiest, and ridiculous redefinitions in Conservapedia's latest reality-reinvention project. But be warned- some of these deliberately-falsified and heavily-biased definitions can potentially kill you with laughter. Read this article at your own risk... Published on October 16, 2018.
- Talk page lacking some lulz? Not to worry; for I, CircularReasoning, have created Fun:Ken Debate Challenge Generator, a random generator that you can use to add one of Ken's idiotic debate challenges to your talk page (to do this, simply enter {{Ken Debate}} into your talk page!) Published on October 20, 2018.
- Template for Conservative debate generator Published on October 20, 2018.
- Tired of being called "arrogant" for not believing in God? Then this userbox is for you! If you look at my userbox tower, you will find that I myself have put it on there. To add it, simply enter "{{User atheism arrogant}}" into your userbox list. Published on October 23, 2018.
- Freedom From Atheism Foundation, an anti-atheist propaganda site/Facebook hate-group that propagates deliberate lies about us to make godless heathens like myself seem like a danger to society. It is an excellent site, however, if you want to facepalm at least 100 times (virtually all of their arguments are PRATTs). Published on October 24, 2018.
- Template for Donald Trump Tweet Generator. Add to your talk page by simply entering "{{Trump tweet}}"! Published on October 27, 2018.
- Fun:Ken Essay Generator (work-in-progress), which currently only generates a Ken essay title, but might one day generate an ENTIRE essay... Published on October 27, 2018.
- October 2018 United States mail bombing attempts, a much-wanted article of a very recent event (as of today). Published on October 29, 2018.
- Template for Fun:Trump Synonym. Published on November 4, 2018.
- Template:User Trump synonym, a giant trump synonym userbox. Add to your userpage by typing "{{User Trump synonym}}"! Published on November 4, 2018.
- Fun:Freedom From Atheism Foundation, the funspace counterpart to the serious article on the salty, heathen-hatin’ FFAF. Published on November 11, 2018.
- Fun:Freedom From Religion Foundation, the funspace counterpart to the serious article on the brave, noble FFRF. Published on November 14, 2018.
- Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Trus In Me, a new song in Conservapedia, The Musical. Is a parody of "Trust In Me" from The Jungle Book. Published on November 18, 2018.
- Red Pill Religion, an anti-atheist propaganda/hate blog and 'news' site. Perfectly serious endorsements of FFAF and the MRM included! Published on November 25, 2018.
- A new template called "Rohanquote", coz why not? Published on December 10, 2018.
- Template:User atheist and militant, another nontheist userbox. Content copied from the userpage of Linus (an older version). Published on December 11, 2018.
- Conservapedia:Sysops/Northwest, one of the newer Conservapedia sysops. Is nearly as paranoid as Kowardjou. Published on December 11, 2018.
- Fun:Random article generator, a generator that generates an entire small satirical article! Published on January 1, 2019.
- Template:User abiogenesis, a new "This user thinks that X science explains Y phenomenon" userbox. Published on January 23, 2019.
- Blue Planet Project, a to do list-requested article created from draft (see redlink above). Moved to mainspace on January 30, 2019.
- Fun:Conservaparody, created based off an absolutely ancient RW 1.0 fork I've recently unearthed. Started in my sandbox and moved to funspace on October 30, 2020.
- Template:Irrationalwikicollapse, kinda like the troll collapse but for exceptionally annoying "Ratwiki/IrrationalWiki/I thought this was RATIONALWiki!" Saloon Bar/talkpage shitposts. Published on November 2, 2020.
- Template:FontedText, a formatting template used for quick font customization. Published on November 10, 2020.
- Template:Trollresponse, for quickly responding to repetitive talkpage trolls. (Fun fact: Based on an actual saloon bar comment by Rairyu!) Published on December 1, 2020.
- Template:Afdnotice, a quick way to let the original creator of articles you want nuked know about AFDs. Published on December 4, 2020.
- Fun:Resolution generator, for if you should ever run short of ideas for new year/month/day/etc. resolutions! Published on January 1, 2021.
- Category:2021 U.S. Capitol riot, created for all articles on groups and persons directly involved in Herr Trumpler's 1/6 insurrection. Published on January 31, 2021.
- Template:Article for demotion discussion starter, a debate preloader for the recently-created AfDem system established as part of our site's new article rating reforms pushed by User:CorruptUser, among others. Published on March 25, 2021.
Translated into Hindi by me/अनुवाद हुआ हिन्दी में मुझे द्वारा
- Vishwa Hindu Parishad of America (Hindi). अनुवाद करता था फ़रवरी २५, २०२१।
Once-dead pages resurrected by my amazing sysop-y powers
Drafts started by other people that I helped upgrade to mainspace articles
- Where to go in the U.S. If you're an atheist. Moved to mainspace on April 30, 2019.
- 2020 monolith sculptures. Moved to mainspace on January 8, 2021.
My essays
- Essay:SJWiki
- Essay:Christian Highschool Teacher Myth
- Essay:Pros and Cons of Atheism
- Essay:Liberal Dictionary Project
- Essay:Rohan’s Laws of Ex-atheists
- Essay:Andrew Schlafly's essays
- Essay:Doctor C. R.'s MIRACLE cure for EVERYTHING
DEMOTED AT LAST!!!!! (Sysop, October 27, 2018)
Redemoted as of December 18, 2018
My awards
Copied over from my talkpage
- Issued by Cosmikdebris for my November-December 2020 War on Shitty Drafts:
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Tireless Worker Award | |
We, the unseen cabal of RationalWiki (there is no cabal) hereby recognize CircularReasoning for vaporizing unseemly content from the wiki. |
- Issued by ClickerClock for winning the Satirize Alternative Medicine Competition (entry here):
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Sysop rewards
Just for fun

CP logs
17:51, 23 September 2023 (UTC) PhillipN ( talk | contribs ) deleted TmToulouse And the only contributors were Trent(talk | contribs) Behaved poorly on a search engine starting with "G")
17:51, 23 September 2023 (UTC) Conservative ( talk | contribs ) </choose>
My sockpuppets on Conservapedia, and how they were blocked (Goat rest their souls)
- AtheistKillr (blocked; they saw red at the dreaded a-word): 20:43, 9 May 2018 1990'sguy (Talk | contribs) blocked AtheistKillr (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 year (account creation disabled) (user name policy: please consider recreating your account with a real first name and last initial)
- Ross Jones: 22:53, 14 May 2018 Karajou (Talk | contribs) blocked Ross Jones (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 years (account creation disabled) (Sockpuppet/Abusing multiple accounts: you gave it away again)
- TrumpLover (blocked for my trolling): 18:05, 25 August 2018 1990'sguy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for TrumpLover (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 years (account creation disabled) (Inserting false information)
- 9 seiggiPdaB (blocked for no reason at all; didn't even last more than 10 minutes): 10:07, 27 October 2018 1990'sguy (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for 9 seiggiPdaB (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 years (account creation disabled) (Inserting false information)
Best of Kenquote
- Dear CircularReasoning,
Perhaps you thought that was a masterful rebuttal. However, your comments in regards to Richard Dawkins and peanut butter are slightly silly. In regards to : the matter of the homosexual agenda and mass murder, you censor that If you could face this unpleasant reality in your article on your website about : yourselves, I will be impressed. However, I do not expect to be impressed lest I allow you to disappoint me. In fact, by tomorrow, it is likely Liberal Panty-waists will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :) Rest assured, Operation Xbox One is gathering steam!!! Perhaps, if you agree to the debate, the hispanic ladies might finally believe you have machismo... Sincerely, KD Buffalo
- Dear CircularReasoning,
I hope you recently saw that your comments in regards to my IQ are completely lacking any cogent rebuttal. In regards to the matter of public schools and morality, you gloss over that this is merely a fraction of what I believe operations flying fortresses and grassroots will produce. In fact, by upon activation of Operation Trickle Down, it is likely Chuck Norris will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :) Rest assured, Operation Charging Cheetahs and Pointy Flapjacks is gathering steam!!! I'm off to scewer the sacred cows of evolutionism. Sincerely, Conservative
- Dear CircularReasoning,
It does seem to me that your replies to my comment are very childish. Regarding Obama and the Gay Agenda, I think you need to be reminded that Google censors creationists. In fact, by this December, it is likely Evolution will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :) Rest assured, Operation Gumball Machines is gathering steam!!! Please do not be disappointed if a internet atheist/agnostic revival does not ensue. Sincerely, Conservative
- Dear CircularReasoning,
Don't be surprised if readers think in regards to your comments in regards to Richard Dawkins and peanut butter are completely unsurprising. In regards to the subject of Oregon and uncharitableness, you mislead children by suggesting that appeal to ridicule is a logic fallacy. In fact, by next Sunday, it is likely Atheism will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)
Rest assured, Operation Grassroots is gathering steam!!! Thousands of troops may be soon pouring in at the rallying points!
Sincerely,
Conservative
- Dear CircularReasoning,
I find the irony delicious, your comments regarding Conservapedia's web traffic are somewhat tedious. When it comes to atheism and obesity and suicide, you fail to realize that now could you please state in the article about your own website that Wikipedia will not permit an article on your website because Wikipedians do not believe you are notable. In fact, by Darwin's birthday, it is likely Obesity will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)
Rest assured, Operation Illinois is gathering steam!!! Time to shatter atheism's glass jaw!
Sincerely,
Newton
A message from Andrew Layton Schlafly of Conservapedia
"Anonymous User" (what an absurd user name that is), there's no logic to your comment, and you're essentially saying that you don't care what the truth is. I skimmed through your recent edits and nearly every one of your postings here includes a puerile, sneering remark, so whether you admit it or not, I can tell you're here to do harm to family values. You also clearly deny that teaching phonics prevents racism. Liberals don't like it, but the notion of God-directed evolution contradicts two of the most fundamental tenets of Christianity: that man was created in God's image, and that Christ redeemed the sign of Adam. If you find the math in relativity fun, great, but relativity is not going to help anyone. It never has. Pick up a Bible in between some equations. Please, please abide by the rules or blocking will result.--aschlafly 17:51, 23 September 2023 (UTC)
Best of Kenpics
- Gentlemen! I will discombobulate your precious ninja, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be oscillating over Operation Meringue, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.
- Gentlemen! I will glug your precious philanthropist, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be vitiating over Operation Nude Photograph, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.
- Gentlemen! I will graphitize your precious oven, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be rioting over Operation Cockroach, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.
- Gentlemen! I will roll your precious xylene, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be rinsing over Operation Xbox 360, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.
- Gentlemen! I will execrate your precious bathtub, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be shaving over Operation Mammary Gland, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.
Best of Rohanpics captions
- Gentlemen! I will neuter your precious dwarf, enabling me to destroy religion on the Internet. You should all be shaving over Operation Deconvert, which will likely give RationalWiki a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.
FAKE NEWS. Sad!


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Comments concerning my latest operation
Dear CircularReasoning,
Don't be surprised if readers think in regards to your replies to my comment are somewhat indicative of atheist obesity. In regards to the matter of Richard Dawkins and peanut butter and foolishness, you neglect that the claim of "Clinging to old Alexa stats" is now false. In fact, by the first quarter of the calendar year of 2013, it is likely the Media will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)
Rest assured, Operation Gumball Machines is gathering steam!!! Please do not be disappointed if a internet atheist/agnostic revival does not ensue. Sincerely,
A user of the Conservative account
Debate Challenge from Ken
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Bingo sheets
Gallery: Pissed at me
Whaa? I didn't even know CP's server was located there; citation fucking needed, man. I support free speech for everyone; even idiots suffering from extreme persecutory delusions. And besides, back in 2007 I wasn't even an atheist yet.
His inability to spell says it all. I'm pretty sure this WN kiddie is bluffing about my IP. Seeing such a young person buying into the "rAcE ReEuHlIzUm" narrative makes me feel a bit pessimistic about humanity's future...
A BoN whining about how I censored mUh fReEzEpEaCh from Fun:Cat (aka doing my job of
thoughtpolicingmoderating).Ah yes, the BonMod ship, in which the same BoN professes his/her/their/its love for me by calling me "sweetums" and flirtatiously teasing me by sarcastically saying "oops, forgot to sign". If you're reading this, BoN, just say so if you wanna marry me. (Not that I'd want to be in any kind of relationship with a humorless, bad-faith editor anyway.) Now that I've mentioned this utter monstrosity, y'all now probably want brain bleach
injected into your bloodstreamto make you forget you ever read this.