Fun:Cryptobro Bingo
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"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Cryptobro Bullshit Bingo!"
A bingo card to make arguments with Cryptobros go a bit more smoothly. Since most of them use the same few arguments, just mark 'em off as you see 'em.
Cryptobro Bingo
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| "Gay bear" | "You're just spreading FUD" | "The value of crypto comes from the technology" | "Are you against nuclear energy?" | "Big tech and gaming also consume a lot of energy" |
| "Few understand" | "PoW mining isn't increasing the prices of GPUs, it's the greedy PC gamers that make them hard to get" | "This is good for Bitcoin" | "They said the exact same thing for the Internet" | "It's still early days" |
| "The hedge funds are worse" | "You always could Right-click-save NFTs" | "TO THE MOOOOOOOON!" (FREE SPACE) |
"The blockchain is decentralized/uncensorable" | "NGMI/WAGMI" |
| "Fiat is a Ponzi scheme" | "Code is law" | "Zoom out the chart" | "FTX was made to fund Ukraine" | "Have fun staying poor" |
| "Crypto cannot be pegged to USD" | Green/ecofriendly crypto | This stable coin is definitely fully backed. | Free markets can exist without the threat of force. | With NFTs, you can buy something in one game and use it in another. |
Bonus[edit]
- Web3 is the future.