Fun:Cryptobro Bingo

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"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Cryptobro Bullshit Bingo!"
A bingo card to make arguments with Cryptobros go a bit more smoothly. Since most of them use the same few arguments, just mark 'em off as you see 'em.
Cryptobro Bingo
"Gay bear" "You're just spreading FUD" "The value of crypto comes from the technology" "Are you against nuclear energy?" "Big tech and gaming also consume a lot of energy"
"Few understand" "PoW mining isn't increasing the prices of GPUs, it's the greedy PC gamers that make them hard to get" "This is good for Bitcoin" "They said the exact same thing for the Internet" "We're still early"
"The hedge funds are worse" "You always could Right-click-save NFTs" "TO THE MOOOOOOOON!"
(FREE SPACE)
"The blockchain is decentralized/uncensorable" "NGMI/WAGTMI"
"Fiat is a Ponzi scheme" "Code is law" "Zoom out the chart" "FTX was made to fund Ukraine" "Have fun being poor"
"Crypto cannot be pegged to USD" Green/ecofriendly crypto This stable coin is definitely fully backed. Free markets can exist without the threat of force. With NFTs, you can buy something in one game and use it in another.
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Bonus[edit]

  • Web3 is the future.