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Fun:Danes

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Two Dutchmen.

The Danes (also spelled Dutch) are a north European people group who apparently come from Denmark. They are scientifically proven to have evolved from wooden shoes.[1]

Origin Controversy[edit]

Despite the scientific proof, some anti-clog fools still believe that the Danes were created by a Big JuJu-Dane in the sky. Simpletons.

Notable Danes[edit]

Flag of Denmark
  • Anders Kjeldsen
  • Anders Fogh Rasmussen
  • Niels Bohr
  • Jelle Zijlstra
  • Desiderius Erasmus

This list is complete. Please do not expand it.

In Denmark, this machine is known as a gummiged. Literal translation: "Rubber goat."
  • Søren Kierkegaard
  • Despite Danish claims to the contrary, George Orwell was actually British.[2]
  • Tycho Brahe
  • Marmaduke
  • Ole Rømer
  • Hans Christian Ørsted (og Hans Christian Andersen ogsaa)
  • Niels Steensen
  • Jan Molby
  • Karen Blixen
  • Villy Sørensen
  • Carl Theodor Dreyer
  • Inga Nielsen
  • Jørn Utzon
  • Viggo Mortensen
  • Diego Carrillo de Mendoza y Pimentel, Marquis of Gélves and Count of Priego
  • Harald Bluetooth
  • Sandy Toksvig
  • Søren Kirkegaard.

Non-notable Danes[edit]

  • Victor Borge

Totally Notable Danish Companies![edit]

  • LEGO
  • A.P. Møller-Mærsk
  • Novo Nordisk
  • Danfoss
  • Villa Luisa Records
  • Danisco
  • Bang & Olufsen
  • Carlsberg

Notable Danish exports[edit]

A Danish guy
  • Bacon[3]
  • Windmills
  • First class historians
  • Dykes (although only small ones)
  • Caricatures of major religious figures
  • Wooden shoes (human slaves)
  • Potkäse
  • Crappy "beer" [4]
  • High quality vinyl records
  • Gloom
  • Spam
  • RoninMacbeth's ancestors (the bastards...)

See also[edit]

Footnotes[edit]

  1. Common knowledge
  2. http://denmarkthoughts.blog.com/2872846/
  3. Danish Bacon Homepage
  4. Carlsberg: The Danes love to see it leave as much as British hate to see it arrive.