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The Danes (also spelled Dutch) are a north European people group who apparently come from Denmark. They are scientifically proven to have evolved from wooden shoes.[1]
Origin Controversy[edit]
Despite the scientific proof, some anti-clog fools still believe that the Danes were created by a Big JuJu-Dane in the sky. Simpletons.
Notable Danes[edit]
- Anders Kjeldsen
- Anders Fogh Rasmussen
- Niels Bohr
- Jelle Zijlstra
- Desiderius Erasmus
This list is complete. Please do not expand it.
In Denmark, this machine is known as a gummiged. Literal translation: "Rubber goat."
- Søren Kierkegaard
- Despite Danish claims to the contrary, George Orwell was actually British.[2]
- Tycho Brahe
- Marmaduke
- Ole Rømer
- Hans Christian Ørsted (og Hans Christian Andersen ogsaa)
- Niels Steensen
- Jan Molby
- Karen Blixen
- Villy Sørensen
- Carl Theodor Dreyer
- Inga Nielsen
- Jørn Utzon
- Viggo Mortensen
- Diego Carrillo de Mendoza y Pimentel, Marquis of Gélves and Count of Priego
- Harald Bluetooth
- Sandy Toksvig
- Søren Kirkegaard.
Non-notable Danes[edit]
- Victor Borge
Totally Notable Danish Companies![edit]
- LEGO
- A.P. Møller-Mærsk
- Novo Nordisk
- Danfoss
- Villa Luisa Records
- Danisco
- Bang & Olufsen
- Carlsberg
Notable Danish exports[edit]
- Bacon[3]
- Windmills
- First class historians
- Dykes (although only small ones)
- Caricatures of major religious figures
- Wooden shoes (human slaves)
- Potkäse
- Crappy "beer" [4]
- High quality vinyl records
- Gloom
- Spam
- RoninMacbeth's ancestors (the bastards...)
See also[edit]
- The Dutch
Footnotes[edit]
- ↑ Common knowledge
- ↑ http://denmarkthoughts.blog.com/2872846/
- ↑ Danish Bacon Homepage
- ↑ Carlsberg: The Danes love to see it leave as much as British hate to see it arrive.