Fun:Danes

Two Dutchmen.

The Danes (also spelled Dutch) are a north European people group who apparently come from Denmark. They are scientifically proven to have evolved from wooden shoes.

Origin Controversy

Despite the scientific proof, some anti-clog fools still believe that the Danes were created by a Big JuJu-Dane in the sky. Simpletons.

Notable Danes

Flag of Denmark

• Anders Kjeldsen
• Anders Fogh Rasmussen
• Niels Bohr
• Jelle Zijlstra
• Desiderius Erasmus

This list is complete. Please do not expand it.

In Denmark, this machine is known as a gummiged. Literal translation: "Rubber goat."

• Søren Kierkegaard
• Despite Danish claims to the contrary, George Orwell was actually British.
• Tycho Brahe
• Marmaduke
• Ole Rømer
• Hans Christian Ørsted (og Hans Christian Andersen ogsaa)
• Niels Steensen
• Jan Molby
• Karen Blixen
• Villy Sørensen
• Carl Theodor Dreyer
• Inga Nielsen
• Jørn Utzon
• Viggo Mortensen
• Diego Carrillo de Mendoza y Pimentel, Marquis of Gélves and Count of Priego
• Harald Bluetooth
• Sandy Toksvig
• Søren Kirkegaard.

Non-notable Danes

• Victor Borge

Totally Notable Danish Companies!

• LEGO
• A.P. Møller-Mærsk
• Novo Nordisk
• Danfoss
• Villa Luisa Records
• Danisco
• Bang & Olufsen
• Carlsberg

Notable Danish exports

A Danish guy

• Bacon
• Windmills
• First class historians
• Dykes (although only small ones)
• Caricatures of major religious figures
• Wooden shoes (human slaves)
• Potkäse
• Crappy "beer"
• High quality vinyl records
• Gloom
• Spam
• RoninMacbeth's ancestors (the bastards...)

See also

• The Dutch