||"It's all natural!"
||Something about Alternative medicine. Bonus points if it's energy related.
||Starseeds, where New Age meets UFOs!
||Spirits and channeling said spirits.
||Possibly anti-vaxxer talking points.
||"Keep your energy in tune, hun."
|Essential oils if they're pushing a alternative medicine angle
|"We're all connected by the earth."
||Dolphins, the spirit animal of the New Age crank.
||Quantum consciousness, especially if they're quoting Chopra.
||The Papyrus font depending on how old it is.
||Water woo! The particular brand may vary but look out for water memory and homeopathic crankery alongside any altmed claims.
|"This shape has good energy!"
||Pyramids, because it always comes back to pyramids.
||Scams, because they gotta fund their crystal operations somehow.
||Good old logical fallacies.
||Reality shifting, or lucid dreaming with extra steps.