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"Hi, Billy Mays here for the New Age bingo!" A bingo card to make arguments with New Age cranks go a bit more smoothly. Since most of them use the same few arguments, just mark 'em off as you see 'em.
New Age bingo
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| Chakra alignment | Energy balance. | "It's all natural!" | Something about Alternative medicine. Bonus points if it's energy related. | Quantum woo. |
| Astrology. | ESP. | Starseeds, where New Age meets UFOs! | Indigo child. | Spirits and channeling said spirits. |
| Light woo. | Possibly anti-vaxxer talking points. | "Keep your energy in tune, hun." (FREE SPACE) |
Essential oils if they're pushing a alternative medicine angle | Reincarnation. |
| "We're all connected by the earth." | Dolphins, the spirit animal of the New Age crank. | Quantum consciousness, especially if they're quoting Chopra. | The Papyrus font depending on how old it is. | Water woo! The particular brand may vary but look out for water memory and homeopathic crankery alongside any altmed claims. |
| "This shape has good energy!" | Pyramids, because it always comes back to pyramids. | Scams, because they gotta fund their crystal operations somehow. | Good old logical fallacies. | Reality shifting, or lucid dreaming with extra steps. |