Fun:RW Bureaucrat Purity Test
- I promise to use my powers to abuse those who hold a viewpoint different than my own.
- I accept Richard Dawkins as my Lord and Savior.
- I will hide evidence that the Earth is 6000 years old.
- I will hide evidence that proves global warming is a hoax.
- I will help the terrorists win by supporting Barack Obama.
- I will help destroy family values by associating with this site.
- I will help homosexuals recruit children.
- I will hinder our army by protesting
tortureaggressive questioning and horseplay.
- I will destroy the credibility of respected, honest journalists like Glenn Beck and Joseph Farah.
- I will vandalize conservative websites that help expose the truth. The world can't handle the truth.
Simply affirm 8/10 of the above statements and everything you do will be fully supported by Rationalwiki.