Fun:Shit

Variations on a theme

“”The night was dark, The sky was blue, Down the alley, A shitwagon flew. A bump was hit, A scream was heard, A man was killed With a flying turd.

—American folklore

The following variations of shit are the most relevant to the skeptical movement. Pay attention; there may be a quiz.

The people of Catalonia really know their shit.

• bullshit — creating confusion
• horseshit — outright lies
• batshit — insanity
• chickenshit — cowardice or insignificance
• apeshit — spluttering rage, made in His image
• dogshit — utter worthlessness
• goatshit — also known as holy shit; the holiest substance known.

Bacteria constitute approximately 55% of feces from healthy people eating a British-type diet. Presumably a diet with moderate to high amounts of fibre would contain a lower percentage of bacteria.

See also

• Feces therapy
• The poo lady
• Toxoplasma gondii from cat shit