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Fun:Vatnik argument bingo: Ukraine edition
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"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Vatnik argument bingo: Ukraine edition!" A bingo card to make arguments with apologists of Russian imperialism go a bit more smoothly. Since most of them use the same few arguments, just mark 'em off as you see 'em.
Vatnik argument bingo: Ukraine edition
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Ukraine wanting to join NATO is NATO aggression! | Russia just wants to defend ethnic Russians in Ukraine! | Ukraine is run by neo-nazis | NATO sending troops to Poland is warmongering! | Crimea wants to be a part of Russia! |
The west is sending weapons to Ukraine, and Russia is just defending itself! | Putin was just evacuating children to Russia! | Ukraine was better off under the Soviet Union! | Cites The Grayzone/Russia Today | There were never actually any Russian soldiers in Ukraine |
Ukraine is a United States puppet | All Russia is doing is repositioning troops within their own territory! | Shut up warmongering CIA NATO shill neocon deep state zionist nazi liberal!
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US mercenaries were found preparing chemical weapons in Donbas | Ukraine should just be a buffer state |
It was the west that overthrew the Ukranian government in a 2014 fascist coup! | Russia sending troops to Ukraine is a matter of self-defense! | Ukraine is a failed state | NATO broke their promise by expanding eastward! | If NATO just acquiesced to Russia's very reasonable demands of wanting 14 countries out of NATO, this wouldn't have happened! |
Russia is just acting against a potential NATO invasion! | The US wants to go to war in Ukraine! | Russia's fighting against fascism! | NATO just wants to encircle and destroy Russia! | The Ukrainian Army has been shelling Donbas for eight years! |
Bonus points[edit]
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Joseph Vatnik[1]
- Where were you in 2014?
- I support the current thing!
- What about (other ongoing armed-conflict)?
- Kiev, not Kyiv!
- Volodymyr Zelenskyy is a Zionist!
- You can't support Ukraine and Palestine at the same time!
- Shut up, redditor!
- Did I see you welcome Afghan refugees?
- I bet you also hate the Romani!
- But Ukrainian biolabs!
- Kiev was just a diversion!
- According to Mearsheimer…
- This is a scheme to enrich the American military-industrial complex!
- Globohomo!
- Lenin created Ukraine!
- Netanyahu is killing more than Putin!
- But what about Gaza/Palestine!?
- Ukraine's departure from the Soviet Union was illegal!
- Russia annexing Crimea was not unprovoked, NATO bombed and destabilized Libya 3 years earlier!
- Where's the footage????
- If you really were an anti-imperialist, you would know the US has a monopoly on imperialism.
References[edit]
- ↑ See the Wikipedia article on Vatnik (slang).