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It reads as if you think Murkan 'football' is more interesring than the rest of us's footy? I think they're both crap but ...Keepthe faith 12:05, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

You've officially confused me.....Locke Random 12:10, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
  • Murkan=American
  • 'football'=football
  • us's footy=soccer
  • crap=shit
ollïegrïnd 12:15, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

Such linguistic facilityKeepthe faith 12:18, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

Ollie is just upset that David Beckham is getting more facetime than the Deadskins. Jrssr5 12:20, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
Who the hell is David Beckham? ollïegrïnd 12:52, 25 July 2007 (CDT)
Oh right, I should have referenced him in terms you'd understand. He married Posh Spice from your favorite band Spice Girls. Jrssr5 12:54, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

You have your facts wrong[edit]

Sports that go by the name of football are called football because they are played on foot. It has nothing to do with whether or not you use your feet to hit the ball. (Oh, and soccer was a term invented by a British person.) 20:25, 30 March 2012 (UTC)

Like tennis and basketball then?--Truespeaker (talk) 12:34, 2 April 2014 (UTC)

Wow, we have some diaper devastated neo-nazis[edit]

Let me count the number of race riots that have emerged from American Football.

Oh wait. It's zero. Sorry you're Sepp Blatter fans, I guess? I mean, I'm not actually sorry because Sepp is a piece of shit, but I guess you Naziball fanatics will gladly follow his lead. (talk) 10:39, 2 April 2014 (UTC)

Is this whom I think it is? MESSIAH OF DOOM The epitome of Gods and Men alike Dolan.png 12:06, 2 April 2014 (UTC)
No, it's not who you think it is. Nutty Rouxnever mind 14:04, 2 April 2014 (UTC)
Is it who I think it is then?--Bob"I think you'll find it's more complicated than that." 17:23, 2 April 2014 (UTC)
Okay, so I'm thinking of a certain Inquisitor who was recently banned for eternity, who had a tendency to talk about shit like this. Is this him? MESSIAH OF DOOM Within her hands are gifts for the damned Dolan.png 00:42, 3 April 2014 (UTC)
Probably not. Nullahnung (talk) 02:33, 3 April 2014 (UTC)
Eh, you're probably right. {{SUBST:User:Messiah of Doom/sig}} 07:51, 3 April 2014 (UTC)
I do not care, and neither should you. (talk) 00:45, 3 April 2014 (UTC)
And just who are you, exactly? {{SUBST:User:Messiah of Doom/sig}} 07:51, 3 April 2014 (UTC)