Fun talk:Force

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Secret squirrel, you think Jar Jar Binks is cute? SHahB 21:30, 6 May 2008 (EDT)

You! Where were you when I was reverting Ed Schultz?? 21:32, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
Uh... Brussels? SHahB 21:33, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
Well... it would take a long time to prove you're lying, so I guess I can't dispute that. Scoundrel. 21:38, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
I'd rather be a scoundrel than a stupid squirrel. SHahB 21:40, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
Picky picky. 21:41, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
Not that there's much difference. Secret Squirrel 21:48, 6 May 2008 (EDT)


Who moved my cheese? Secret Squirrel 21:37, 6 May 2008 (EDT)

Mice. 21:38, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
Damn rodents. Secret Squirrel 21:38, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
They're actually legumes [citation needed]. 21:39, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
Sounds like crank pseudoscience to me. Secret Squirrel 21:48, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
Preach the controversy. 21:49, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
What controversy? In teh beginning, Moses took two each squirrels, mice, rats, cockroaches, cats, and kangarooz on teh Arc. Ceiling Cat said it, I believe it, that settles it. No controversy! Secret Squirrel 21:51, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
Whoa! We don't need to tahnk ceiling cat for anything! We already have all the mom, beer and apple pie that we need! What are you, some kind of religious crack whore? 21:53, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
Imperialist pig. Give us some Wheaties. Secret Squirrel 22:12, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
What in God's name is a Wheatie? 22:14, 6 May 2008 (EDT)
Dunno. What is apple pie? Secret Squirrel 22:21, 6 May 2008 (EDT)

Wait a second...[edit]

You do know that there are a number of British people that have cited "Jedism" as their practicing religion right? And hell, why should we give a fictional religion less credit than any other religion? Aren't they all based on fictional stuff anyway? --Eira omtg! The Goat be praised. 16:53, 7 May 2008 (EDT)

The word you're looking for is "arguably". And do you know how rude it is to decline a revertwar?? The mind boggles... — Unsigned, by: / talk / contribs 16:57, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
??? What revert war... I'm confused. --Eira omtg! The Goat be praised. 20:34, 7 May 2008 (EDT)
Er.. I reverted your decapitalisation of the Bible thing and said "Revertwar!" in the comment. Presumably, at the time I thought this counted as a protracted and eloquent request for a small-scale edit war. For further details, see the edit history of Geraldo Rivera. It's surprisingly fun.— Unsigned, by: / talk / contribs 20:39, 7 May 2008 (EDT)


Move to Fun:The Force, so it doesn't look like it's about physics. Wodjer fink? Totnesmartin 18:27, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

Wikipedia has an actual real page dedicated to "The Force" [1]. I don't see why this would need to be in the "Fun" category... What better way to demonstrate allegorically the battle against totalitarianism, tyranny, and police states? OOooo... I just had a cool idea, about some random planet or something set during the Emperor's rise to power, as like people just end up disappearing after commenting against the emperor. We could totally use it to satirize our current political climate. --Eira omtg! The Goat be praised. 03:25, 13 September 2008 (EDT)
Disappearing after criticising the Emperor sounds more like a certain trustworthy encyclopedia to me! :) 04:56, 13 September 2008 (EDT) Totnesmartin

The problem with The Force[edit]

It is not channelled by women/entities of multiple gender (some fish)/entities of no discernable gender (Stormbringer, 2001 Monolith, The Ring, sentient mushrooms etc) - like that science fiction series I read one volume of - did the chaps wear bracelets? (talk) 16:18, 19 May 2011 (UTC)

My Star Wars-loving friend would tell you different, and would suggest reading more than one volume so you could learn more about a fictional plot device based on vague eastern mysticism. I, however, would suggest never reading any Star Wars novels. Real first name and last initialTalk, talk, talk skim my contributions 17:38, 19 May 2011 (UTC)