Fun talk:Scientific Geoterrapinism

Surely there were pachyderms involved somewhere. Nicht wahr?

There are four elephants between the world and the first turtle, but in a spout of liberal bias, no one mentions these, and evidence is covered up. Thunderkatz 20:57, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

Where does the water (that presumably falls off tne edge) go to? And how doet it get replaced? RojerB 21:44, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Oh! silly me. The elephants drink it & blow it back via the liberal spouts. RojerB 21:48, 13 July 2007 (CDT)

Nope; it evaporates, and rises on currents of air. This produces an effect known as the Rimbow, an immense circular stripe of colors, including the eighth color (Octarine), although this is visible only to wizards. Nobby 23:46, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Obvious factual omission

One of the most important facts about being on a turtle is that shells are ever-so-slightly curved. Obviously horizons would still exist, but the doubters don't believe this, pointing to simple and easily explained things like the lack of a turtle head(which the evil atheists hide with chem-trails). Ikanreed (talk) 14:35, 8 July 2014 (UTC)

Where

Do the mock turtles and the soup fit in?

The four legs of the turtle would somehow account for the four corners of the Time cube, the Flat Earthers could be accommodated and the turtle's eggs (or turtles' eggs) would account for stellar metamorphosis (shells and everything). Any other components to be added to the mocking-turtle theory of everything? 82.44.143.26 (talk) 18:08, 22 February 2017 (UTC)