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What you have here is not security, but a system for inconveniencing passengers.
—El Al[note 1] security expert, consulting to the US Transportation Security Administration

Security theater is the mostly pejorative term to refer to activities that provide little more than a feeling of safety in the public, or that make it look like the government is "doing something", usually in response to some recent lapse of security. These are often useless and ineffective, as security theater is essentially a placebo for a panicked public.

Measures that are particularly flashy or invasive, such as high-tech scanning equipment, are good examples of props used in security theater, while often useful measures, such as subjecting airplane baggage to low pressure (to neutralize bombs designed to explode at altitude) are "invisible" and yet probably justified.

The term was popularized by Bruce Schneier, the Chuck Norris of cryptography.[1]

U.S. homeland security[edit]

In the U.S., a particularly popular sort of security theater is called "Homeland Security". It consists of such things as:

  • Subjecting airline passengers to a gauntlet of frivolous security checks and restrictions while ignoring some obvious ones — you'll have to take off your shoes and leave behind your tube of toothpaste but, for a domestic flight, you won't have to show anything like a driver's license or other form of photo ID (as of April 2014, all passengers are required to show ID even if their flight is as short as Chicago to Milwaukee), and the four cigarette lighters in your pockets can step right on board.
  • Amber Alert signs being used to broadcast "Report Suspicious Activity" 1-800 numbers to Interstate Highway travelers.[2]
  • Driver's licenses having magnetic strips or bar codes on them containing your biometrically encoded fingerprint or something else equally pointless
  • Adding similar high-tech features to passports (a financial boon for some government contractor, no doubt)
  • Rent-a-cops and concerned citizens harassing innocent rail fans taking photos of choo choo trains
  • More of the above twerps hassling innocent science fans taking microfilm copies of nuclear power plant plans
  • Employers whose idea of stopping terrorism is to conduct background checks on their employees to root out those with 30-year-old DUI and marijuana convictions
  • Installing concrete barricades in front of buildings to deter truck bombs, but leaving the loading dock protected by a plastic boom gate.
  • A 5-color security alert scale that will never go below yellow, and which includes an attention-grabbing watermelon color that is scarier than orange but less terrifying than red.
  • Low-image-quality surveillance cameras everywhere.
  • Tracking which books you check out from the library.
  • Referring to the United States by the term "homeland", a term which seems creepy to Americans of a certain vintage, being vaguely evocative of authoritarian regimes.

The end effect of Homeland Security is to make life difficult for the 99.999% of people who aren't terrorists while doing very little to hinder those who are.

As with everything else that emerged from the George W. Bush administration, there is a great deal of money to be made from the Homeland Security Industrial Complex. And when major universities offer Master of Science degrees in homeland security,[3] you know the likes of Blackwater will be shaking the money tree for some time to come.

School security theater[edit]

See the main article on this topic: School shooting

Because of the astoundingly high level of mass shootings at US schools, and the political dominance of the NRA, gun nuts, and the gun industry in GOP politics,[4] technological solutions are often proposed that may do nothing or in some cases even make the situation worse by preventing first responders from finding the shooter, making the solutions a type of security theater.[5] Instead, building strong relationships between students and staff, and robust staff training are likely to be far more effective.[5] Reducing the easy availability of high caliber, high capacity firearms would also likely reduce mass shooting deaths in the long-term, but has remained a political no-go in the US due to vested interests. Since 2008, there have been more privately-owned guns than people in the US.[6][7]


See the main article on this topic: Computing woo

Unlike actual security and cryptography, which rely on having a secret (such as a password or cryptographic key) that a malicious party cannot efficiently extract from the secured system even in principle, these two approaches rely on convincing the public (or the corporation sponsoring development) that an attacker won't bother finding vulnerabilities. Unsurprisingly, it never works.

Other examples[edit]

  • Putting an armed guard in front of a bank but a) not giving them a bulletproof vest and b) loading the gun with blanks
  • Regular drug tests but no monitoring of liver performance; alcoholism is both more common and more harmful than e.g. marijuana use.

Health theater[edit]

See the main article on this topic: Alternative medicine

Similar to security theater, the terms 'health theater' or 'public health theater' have been coined for procedures that give the appearance of improving health but that are known to not actually accomplish anything useful.[8] Rather than improving health, health theater can actually cause harms, including cost ineffectiveness, harms to patients, physician deskilling, privacy violations, and overconfidence in technology.[8]

See also[edit]


  1. Israel's flag carrier, which has not had a hijacking in almost five decades despite countless attempts.


  3. Homepage for graduate program in homeland security at San Diego State University.
  4. 6 charts shows key role firearms makers play in America’s gun culture by Michael Siegel (May 26, 2022 6.27pm EDT) The Conversation.
  5. 5.0 5.1 Experts cast doubt on high-tech efforts to stop school shooters by Laura Meckler (May 28, 2022 at 7:00 a.m. EDT) The Washington Post.
  6. There are more guns than people in the United States, according to a new study of global firearm ownership by Christopher Ingraham (June 19, 2018 at 10:31 a.m. EDT) The Washington Post.
  7. America’s gun violence epidemic, in one chart: The US has lots of gun violence. It also has lots of guns. by Rani Molla (May 25, 2022, 7:10pm EDT) Vox.
  8. 8.0 8.1 Health Theater by Govind Persad (2016) Loyola University Chicago Law Journal 48:585-626.