| Style over substance|
Sandiee Peters® is a Paratransformologist®. A what, you ask? Yes, a Paratransformologist®. We're not sure what exactly it's supposed to mean either. Apparently it's about "blending Eastern and Western holistic philosophies, healing beyond transformation into well-being in everyday life", but we're not sure what exactly that means either. It's a pretty complicated word and it's got a ® so whoever is a Paratransformologist® has got to be smart, right? Her real name is Sandra Pulsifer, and she's quite a babe.
"Services" she offers include talking to the dead, telling you about your past lives, "soul paintings"® (where "the soul's energy transformed into a visible element"), Reiki®, color therapy®, aromatherapy®, music therapy®, bamboo fusion and crystal therapy®. She's also an interfaith minister®.