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Movies
I hate going to the movies - I am to tall and don't fit in the seats, I always wanna go take a piss or smoke a cigarette then I want a beer and miss half the fucking movie going round the corner to buy a 6 pack and arguing with the guy about whether or not I can bring it back in to the theater.
That... doesn't usually happen to me. And I'm short, so the seats tend to be acceptably comfortable.
Then there are all those assholes with crinkly foil bags and crackly plastic bags and then they saunter out of the theater praising the cinematography, pretending to know what it means, while getting the way of people like me who just want to get out the urban death maze that is the modern day cinema complex.
In New York we do not tolerate crinkly bags. At least, I don't. The biggest assholes are the people who use their cell phones.
There's no one like me, we have already been over this. Anyways, I am currently tied up beating this shit out of people who don't indicate when changing lanes.