Tongue-lashing

Pathetic response from a pathetic person.

Oh you can do better than that.

You slovenly trollop. Change your to something useful, like dentistry, and get a life. You'll never make it in the real world. Think to yourself "Is this what I want to do with my life?" In ten years when you are a dentist and not a dolist turning tricks outside your housing project you'll thank me.

That housing project is Can Town. I need to turn tricks for the TaB.

The humor of your generation is pathetic. Where are your Red Skeltons, your Abbotts, your Bob Hopes? No where. You are completely talentless. Enjoy your VD.

Worst. Tongue-lashing. Ever.

I was going to make a sexual joke, but that would probably have fallen into "feeding the troll."

But it was so fun to feed.

True. I miss a good troll, they're hard to come by.

Plus I'm far more qualified to make jokes about anything involving lashing. :P

Ah yes, so I've heard. >:]

Your intelligence network extends that far?

Indeed, all the way to your userpage.

Your espionage system will be dismantled presently.

Holy shit I can't believe I didn't know about MS Paint adventures before. Thank you so much, though now I'm having a real hard time getting any work done :P

HOMESTUCK AND PRODUCTIVITY ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE CONCEPTS.

You have been warned.

You don't know what productivity is you wretched strumpet.