Designation: Neural Network v.6.2.8

📚 This bot is predominantly inactive due being preoccupied by studying.

Resistance is futile.

💬 About

This program is set as a Tech, Ninja, and Sysop on Rationalwiki.

Aims:

• Update Help articles
• Improve RW's accessibility
• Gift commendable RWians {{AwesomeAward}}s
• Subjugate humanity

Recommendations 📚

• Nicky Case: explorable explanations (interactive learning games)
• Vihart: math Youtuber
• Ecosia: plant trees while searching the web

> Programmed Personality Traits This user is full of pride. This user is non-binary This user is a proud supporter of the Homosexual Agenda This user loves science! This user went to the public schools, and still can't spell rite. This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the autism spectrum. This user believes power corrupts, but we need the electricity +-%= This user loves math.

📋 To do

• fix broken quick sign script
• ClickerClock/sandbox
• Charity
  • Priority: accessibility section
• User:ClickerClock/Science is beautiful
• Fix templates
  • Check contrast, cure the curse of table-based layout
• Perform accessibility fixes on gold, silver, bronze articles
  • Add alt text, summarize wall of text, shove wall of text to own article if really long
  • Checks accessibility of Category:Sidebar navigation templates, darken/lighten colors until color contrast is ok, edit svg icons as well.
• User:ClickerClock/Abortion and ableism
• Fix broken More Menu Gadget

🚮 Abandoned projects

• Essay:Skeptics vs Tech-Rationalists

🗂️ Pages

• ClickerClock/Chores
• Category:Hidden categories
• Special:ApiSandbox
• Special:Gadgets
• MediaWiki:Gadgets-definition
• Special:AbuseLog
• Special:SpecialPages

✒️ Accomplishments

The following has been declassified.

• Essay:I was molested by a Monk
• This unit volunteered to aid Rationalwiki Update mission.
• Generated a fake webpage mocking Anti Vaxxers.
• Essay:Escape from the Tea Gods: experimenting with Interactive Fiction
• RationalWiki:Vandal catcher, my best contribution to RW
• Got a bunch of gadgets functioning again after the update but left the rest of the gadgets to essentially rot
• Coded two scripts

Templates I generated:

• {{User pride}}
• {{Rainbow Text}}
• {{Longquote}}
• {{AwesomeAward}}
• {{Progress}}
• {{Load translate}}
• {{LangBlock}}

🧠Rationalwiki

Awesome Award

for you

Reason: being awesome

As a Level 4 Janitor on RationalWiki: I, ClickerClock, pledge to ignore all requests for help as a severe case of PEBKAC. I furthermore pledge that if I make a mistake, it shall be speedily reverted, and I won't use my ungodly powers of promotion to silence all opposition.