User:Paradox

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Too Many Userboxes
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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This user thinks FDR was the greatest U.S. President ever.
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This user believes in equal rights for gay people.
racism This user is biased against racists.
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This user thinks arms should be "well regulated" per the Second Amendment
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This user believes
in universal healthcare
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This user believes the Pledge of Allegiance jeopardizes liberty and justice for all.
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This user is
MAD AS HELL
and is not going to take it anymore!
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This user went to the public schools, and still can't spell rite.
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This user is a Yank.
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This user supports the legalization of The Herb, otherwise known as sweet leaf, reefer, or left-handed cigarette.
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This user thinks
cows are tasty.
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You may say this user is a dreamer, but he's not the only one.
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This user brakes
for goats
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This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
... This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.
This user is a Christian, but doesn't mind what you are.
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This user is an Elder of Zion and is currently in the process of taking over the world. In secret, obviously.
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This user prefers to cite versions of the Revised Standard Version of the Bible.
Warning This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us.
Sacred chao.gif This user Is a Discordian. Do You Believe That?TM.
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This user has been touched by
His Noodly Appendage.
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Cthulhu fhtagn! This user hopes to be eaten first.
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This user believes that Alan Turing died for our sins.
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This user accepts evolution as a valid theory based on observed data.
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This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe.
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This user is an ape —
and so are you.
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This user thinks doctors are more authoritative about medical issues than lawyers.
Earthsat.jpeg This user believes in a young Earth

  — 4.5 billion years young.

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This user thinks Hypatia of Alexandria was the pinnacle of womanhood.
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This user is a member of the Darwinist-Humanist Cabal devoted to destroying all that is holy.
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So far, this user's subversive wikiediting has evaded FBI detection!
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This user endangers aviators with the worthless furry bit, and knows it completely acidifys to give the illegal gibbons some belts.

I'm not a member of any organized religion. I'm a Baptist.

MY TO DO LIST[edit]

  • Add some more woo to the Sphinx of Giza article. There's plenty of crazy to mention there.
  • Add information on John Frum to the Cargo Cult article.
  • Make some motherfucking templates (Pacifist)