User:Samstr

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Samstr, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

“”Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

—Noam Chomsky

Hello, I'm a physics Major at Binghamton University (but hopefully I'll be graduating soon). I haven't been super active around these parts in a while, but you might see me lurking about.

So you wanna know about me?

This user reads Wackopedia Conservapedia for amusement This user was banned from Conservapedia. This user uses linux. This user loves to rock. This user is an atheist but would be fine with a world where Christians were more like Jesus and less like Jerry Falwell. This user believes in a young Earth   — 4.5 billion years young. ☭ This user is a communist. This user is an anarchist. This user is a Libertarian This user is an ape — and so are you. This user is a troper. This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-9.88, -8.26). This user thinks President George W. Bush was not very good. This user believes in free speech for everyone - even idiots. This user believes in equal rights for gay people. Atheist Evolutionist Liberal This user is a member of the unholy trifecta Bible This user has spent way too much time studying the Bible and may be allergic to it.