User talk:E.Wig

From RationalWiki
Jump to: navigation, search

Welcome Wagon[edit]

Hey, welcome aboard. Pull up a goat, relax, maybe wandalize a bit and make some UBXs. It's all good. --Kels 22:08, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Well, thanks friend! Yeah, I know about using "that" word...and all the others the fakers at __ use. Who would have thought the Hitler Youth could be brought back in plain sight? --E 22:14, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Welcome indeed! Do.... err.... pull up a goat (?).-AmesG 22:32, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Ok, cool! Here's one for you [1], goat that is. --24.176.180.181 22:49, 29 May 2007 (CDT)
WTF? Goat Rock? --E 22:53, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Welcome to the Dollhouse! We have goats, it seems. Goat pizza, as well. I'm the idiot who adds a Welcome Wagon header to everyboodies talk page... and always seems to arrive when most of the goat cheese is gone! humanbe in 00:14, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

Thank you, I loved the cheese, and now feel so warm and fuzzy will go puke now. --E 03:24, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

I dont know who you are there or here, but we are all equal in the eyes of the goat.DocSock 21:57, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

And that goat keeps looking at me...DocSock 21:58, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

Glad you are offering to keep the goat busy, Doc! Enjoy! --E 23:27, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

Sooooo.....[edit]

Now that the welcomes are over....what's happening here? Just jump in and document whatever it is they are doing at stoopidia? -- 01:21, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

Better yet, elsewhere in the world of irrationality. We are trying to get past our natural (because it's where we met) focus on CP. But, yes, by all means, dive in and write. humanbe in 12:03, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

Howdy, newcomer[edit]

  • Why does everyone here refuse to follow their own rules? Why don't you accede to my reasonable demands? Why are you all so confused about how to follow rules? Make me a sysop! Bet you thought this was someone else. humanbe in 21:55, 1 June 2007 (CDT)
Don't really know who you are, but I do know you are weird. I like weird. --Ë. 02:32, 2 June 2007 (CDT)

I hope you don't mind[edit]

I move the conversation to free up your page.--PalMD-yada yada 17:12, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

I don't mind...kind of felt like one of the gang, Doc. At least until I noticed you didn't leave me the link! Now I feel like its home, cause my friends are always doing that to me too.  :p --Ë. 01:58, 5 June 2007 (CDT)
Oops! It got moved to Conservapedia talk:Blatant Plagiarism. --jtltalk 02:27, 5 June 2007 (CDT)
LOL! This is like home with my friends....now that I have the link, the party's over! Odd it didn't show up in the edit....where it was moved to, though....is Doc yet another with admin powers here? --Ë. 03:46, 5 June 2007 (CDT)
He just cut & pasted it, no special powers required. --jtltalk 13:56, 5 June 2007 (CDT)

Well it was nice to chat with some of you, while it lasted. Of course by the time the link was pasted, you guys were done. Stick around next time, and don't be such a clique! --Ë. 05:57, 6 June 2007 (CDT)

Is there an echo in here? --Kels 11:47, 9 June 2007 (CDT)
Is there an echo in here? --Canyon 11:47, 9 June 2007 (CDT)
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I wrote down the words... humanbe in 22:39, 9 June 2007 (CDT)

TK Blockage?[edit]

Well, that sounds ugly and uncomfortable, what I meant was, you got blocked by TK on CP? As who? And for what ridiculous "reason"? Do share... for old times sake... humanbe in 18:55, 7 June 2007 (CDT)

That title is entirely too disturbing when we're (well, me) talking about buttsex on TK's talk page... --Kels 19:11, 7 June 2007 (CDT)
I picked it because I knew you'd be unable to stay away. humanbe in 19:53, 7 June 2007 (CDT)
Venus Kelstrap. It's like saying goat will bring DocSock running. --Kels 19:58, 7 June 2007 (CDT)
A Velcro Kels Strap? Velcro chafes... humanbe in 20:06, 7 June 2007 (CDT)
TK has blockage? Maybe he shouldn't have eaten so much goat cheese. I bet Doc can help him. GodlessLiberal 11:18, 9 June 2007 (CDT)
Take two matzos and post me in the morning. DocSock 23:48, 9 June 2007
I just used the Fleets, Doc. No sense forcing the issue! --Ë. 23:08, 9 June 2007 (CDT)
Hey, there, no impersonating...I never spell matzah like that...also it's very constipating.--PalMD-yada yada 23:27, 9 June 2007 (CDT)
A goat, that would help everything start to flow. GodlessLiberal 01:31, 10 June 2007 (CDT)
Everything usually starts with a kid, so why not? ~~ C®acker 09:26, 10 June 2007 (CDT)

So, Mr Wig[edit]

Hey, you're back! -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!

We are so happy to have you back. I have a song for you.

I once was a very abandoned person
(Making the most of evil chances)
Nobody could conceive a worsun'
(Even in all the old romances)
I blush at my wild extravagances
But be so kind, to bear in mind

(We were the victims of circumstances)
-αmεσ (!) 19:47, 19 August 2007 (CDT)



I prefer Joan Jett, myself......

The police were waitin' when the sun came up
You better move your ass
Or we'll really get rough
I never wanted trouble
But I sure got enough
I'm bad at bein' subtle
But I ain't that tough! no...

Just a victim of circumstance
Didn't you know
Just a victim of circumstance
Doesn't it show?
I'm just a victim of circumstance
Wherever I go
Just a victim of bad reputation
I go no chance of shakin'

Really gets you down when you don't belong
An' everyone around says you growed up wrong
But why do they resent it, I ain't doin' anything
They say that I'm demented an' I never could sing
Then everywhere I went I caused them such alarm
You know I never meant to cause anybody harm, no

Just a victim of circumstance
Didn't you know
Just a victim of circumstance
Doesn't it show?
I'm just a victim of circumstance
Wherever I go
Just a victim of bad reputation
I go no chance of shakin'

I've been laughed at, I've been shut out
But let there be no doubt
Never been afraid of chances I been takin'

The police are waitin' when the sun came up
You better move your ass
Or we'll really get rough
I never wanted trouble
But I sure get enough
I'm bad at bein' subtle
But I ain't that tough, no

Just a victim of circumstance
Didn't you know
Just a victim of circumstance
Doesn't it show
I'm just a victim of circumstance
Wherever I go
Just a victim of bad reputation

I go no chance of shakin'[2]

I ain't "back", never was "gone", just wanted to offer my condolences to AF, is all. As for the "we" in your post, thanks for the chuckle, Ames; but I have no illusions, lol --Ë. 20:27, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

Upper Case And Lower Case Got Boring Then? -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!

uh huh[edit]

Hmm. Tytalk 15:41, 19 January 2013 (UTC)

About time[edit]

Here you go. Did he doubt/Or did he try? 20:44, 5 April 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for the kindness but it was undone by another admin. I need to update my contact info. Would an admin please unlock my user page? Thanks. Ë. (talk) 00:05, 7 September 2014 (UTC)
DIY - I've resyssoppedis that a word? you! Scream!! (talk) 01:26, 7 September 2014 (UTC)