User talk:Human/The Sanctuary Of MarcusCicero, He who refuses to bend the knee to tyrants, he who refuses to obey the whims of megalomaniacs

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Human has offered me sanctuary. It is one of the last fleeting gestures of a great man now condemned to death by the tyrant Foster who aims to crush all voices in opposition to his dictatorial whims. Human may not know it yet, but he is next on Foster's list of enemies to eliminate, followed closely by Brx, UallHateme, Ty, and all the other aspies who are widely despised by the mainstream of the Rationalwiki community. Should I fall, ye will fall. But I shall never fall. I will be the standard bearer for a decent, honourable wiki where dissenting ideas are welcomed, where authority is challenged, where the powerful hold no rights to subdue the weak. Aye, I shall be that honourable lone voice, carrying the fight into the darkness of the night. Perhaps eventually I will be consumed by that darkness, but my cause is a righteous one. All will see how the Council of Seven, the so named 'moderators', has twisted its original purpose and intends to bring tyranny to this once enchanted place. My sacrifice, should I meet my demise, will inspire a new generation schooled in the blessings of liberty, who hold only hatred for tyranny and all of Lord Fosters evil, twisted and contorted visions of how this wiki should be run.

All those who say no to tyranny, join me. But do so quickly, and quietly. We cannot operate in the open. For now we must use the shadows, we must glimmer upon the evening shade. We will strike swiftly, and softly. Foster and his henchmen are only in the opening stages of their plot. They have the support of the masses, hungry as they are for easy answers, food, and cheap entertainment. Oh how they will relish willing the executioner on as he goes about his grim task. No, we must be silent, and above all, we must resist.

All those collaborators who are now entrenched in the present regime, know this.

MarcusCicero will never bend the knee to tyrants. (talk) 22:02, 5 August 2011 (UTC)

Regime Propaganda, an example of, watch how they try to belittle the silencing of good and honourable men[edit]

Jesus , this shit makes me sleepy. Same shit for the last 4 years man. Why don't you try something new? Like Tango lessons or Curling. You could be the sweeper. Aceof SpadesSilverbrain.png 22:03, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
tl;dr Hell, the title is too long. steriletalk 22:30, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
Lol, I agree. I should move it to uth/sanctuary. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:34, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
You are a sworn brother of the Reform Society, lest you forget. I trust you remember the penalty for desertion. (talk) 22:33, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
He's a 5 year oldlittle boy. such is life.--Pink mowse.pngEn attendant Godot 22:47, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
Yes, these are good examples of regime propaganda. I'm reminded of Lini Riefinstahl. Or whatever the fuck her name was. (talk) 22:51, 5 August 2011 (UTC)
Where's that reform page again? steriletalk 01:23, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
"ostracisation and public defecation" Does that mean you crap on me in public? steriletalk 01:29, 6 August 2011 (UTC)

The Regime[edit]

  • King Trent the Oblivious. Busy with real life.

His Council of Seven, technically elected but effectively ruled by:

  • Lord Foster the Cruel. Also known as the Turncloak, the Traitor, and a host of other unpleasant names.

Some of his associates:

  • PIE the Sycophant.
  • AD the Master Sophist.
  • Ace the Wicked, enforcer of his master's whims.
  • Genghis the Cunt.

Some of Fosters creatures:

  • EddyP the Blinkered, also known as EddyP the Irrelevant.
  • RatMaster the Henchman, also known as Ratmaster the Vicious, Ratmaster the Executioner, He Who Cannot Think etc. etc.
  • Superjosh the Fool.
  • Psygremlin the Dramatist. Also known as the Exaggerator, the Drama Queen, the Twat and the Racist.

More to come.

Voting to delete[edit]

As this falls under DFTT.

  1. RatMaster háblame 00:19, 6 August 2011 (UTC)

Wait a minute[edit]

Doesn't this fall under the "in userspace the user rules" rule? I don't think we are even allowed to vote on this. --ʤɱ pervert 00:32, 6 August 2011 (UTC)

Yup. This page cannot be deleted unless it offends me. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:36, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
Indeed. I wonder if I could get you to rename it, though? The title is so long as to be deliberately annoying. It is completely your decision, of course.--ADtalkModerator 03:46, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
What was the point of blocking MC if one user can decide to shit on the community's decision and give him a sanctuary where he can still troll? -- Nx / talk 03:57, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
Don't you see? MC is winning because you can't resist the irresistible urge to pay attention to him. If you don't like him, rather than endless MC-blocking HCM, why not just ignore him? (((Zack Martin))) 04:10, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
Unfortunately if Human wants to keep trolling or whatnot in his space, he can.
Personally, I am kind of happy. If MC keeps to this "sanctuary" (and assuming Human is willing to rename it from his drama-shrieking title) then I'll just never come back to this page again.
In fact, I so vow. I will not see replies to this.--ADtalkModerator 04:13, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
AD is a giant poopy-head. P-FosterAuthoritarian Prick.Moderator 04:26, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
You ain't no master, Foster. Fuck you. Aceof SpadesSilverbrain.png 04:30, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
Apparently Nx took it upon his server-access self to remove this page from recent changes. Nice to have power to do whatever one feels like doing, it must be. All I am doing letting some IP type on a sub page of my user space. Who is MC? And why do you all hate him? ħumanUser talk:Human 11:51, 6 August 2011 (UTC)

Jesus Christ[edit]

I think the melodrama on this page is about to reach critical mass. This could potentially doom the entire eastern seaboard. DickTurpis (talk) 02:50, 6 August 2011 (UTC)

Still dry here. Let MC talk, he's only human. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:36, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
For fuck sake Turpis grow up. How would you like it if the mob were trying to murder you because their vile, twisted contorted authoritarian leader betrayed you? (talk) 10:01, 6 August 2011 (UTC)
Yes, because that is exactly what is going on here. DickTurpis (talk) 21:42, 7 August 2011 (UTC)


Troll--BobSpring is sprung! 10:11, 6 August 2011 (UTC)

That's a very interesting point. One that, sadly, people here are seriously averse to, for some reason. Ignoring those they don't like is boring, whereas running around screaming about them seems to be a hobby. Wait, who is the troll we are supposed to not feed, again? ħumanUser talk:Human 11:56, 6 August 2011 (UTC)