User talk:Theemperor/Archive5

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Stop knowing things. Mei (talk) 22:55, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

What things? Calculus? It's not too hard, and I wasn't even dealing with particularly advanced concepts... --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 22:59, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
I have to beat you at something. Mei (talk) 23:04, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
I suppose you could always try to beat me at Hitler comparisons, but you know who else beat me in Hitler comparisons? HITLER. --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 23:23, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
I can beat you at videogames. Mei (talk) 23:31, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
Your video games are weak. Come back crying and begging for forgiveness after Rogue crushes you into a bloody mess. (I've gotten to level 25!, and even won in a itouch port!) --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 23:34, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
Meh. I used to play rogue. Doom is better. Mei (talk) 23:38, 21 April 2010 (UTC)


you serious or was that like sarcastic? rational ghey (talk) 00:22, 27 April 2010 (UTC)


I feel like you are angry with me. But it is not good to be angry with people. It's better to be happy. Mei (talk) 22:58, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

It was a momentary frustration brought on by a memory of a discussion with one of PJR's acolytes, where he kept breaking up my posts with his response, and I could not for the life of me understand what he was talking about, or even what I had just posted for the matter. That said, it does kind of make your discussion impossible to follow, and I'm actually quite interested in what's going on in it. So could you please just use tq or something? --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 23:25, 28 April 2010 (UTC)
OK I will use tq (or think of something else) for the rest. I was actually going to use tq, but it makes people confused and annoyed, and I wanted to avoid that, so I chose something else. Funny. Mei (talk) 19:29, 29 April 2010 (UTC)


Your XXXXXX9090@yahoo e-mail account has spammed me and a bunch of other Ratwikians and ASKers. Just so you know...P-Foster (talk) 07:57, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

Shit. I'm fixing it now. --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 19:22, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
Okay, I think the problem is resolved. I'm trying to figure out how the spammer did it. A brute force attempt would ahve never worked, I have an 18-digit alphanumeric passcode. Aren't these email connections supposed to be secure, so hackers can't just sit on the connection and wait for my unencrypted passcode to go past? --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 19:38, 5 June 2010 (UTC)


See you when the forces of the dark side rise to power again. Cheers! AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 02:25, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

How the hell did he get unblocked? WTF?[edit]

Can still edit his own talk page. P-Foster (talk) 22:08, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Who added that feature? When I block people, I expect them to damn well be blocked. --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 22:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
You can select the option. Acei9 22:12, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
All you young kids with your easy going blocking. I still don't even know why "0*pi" seconds is a block option. You know, back in the day, we blocked people for 31 seconds, and they couldn't edit at all. It was great! --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 22:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
Quiet you. Acei9 22:15, 1 July 2010 (UTC)


Consider this your formal invitation to join dark side and be a part of the RationalWiki skype cabal. Punky Your mental puke relief 04:48, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

I can't wait to hear his voice - I bet he is Irish. AceX-102 04:48, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
Very funny, Ace. --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 04:50, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
Alas, I do not posses a webcam. This may be problematic. --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 04:52, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
Not problematic for me. I do not wish to gaze upon your mutations and boils. AceX-102 04:53, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
Now that I have created an account and signed on, what is the secret cabal location where I may chat? --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 04:54, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
Look up the username "Gooniepunk" on skype. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 04:58, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
You new-fangled kids and your technology. Back in the day...--The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 04:59, 14 August 2010 (UTC)

Need to know the best country[edit]

Could you help? What is the best country to live if one wants to be righteously benevolent? Also should we mate with black people if they are totally hot? Phoney (talk) 18:19, 29 January 2011 (UTC)

Who is the plebeian and what is he doing on my talk page? Wait, he's some new guy with 10000 edits and a 'cratship who signed up while I was gone, wasn't he? Dammit... --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 01:56, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

Welcome back[edit]

Kick the teeth out of the Vong. ТyTalk. 00:25, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

I will attempt to remember that. So what's happened while I was gone? Nothing too important, I hope... --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 02:05, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
We have been constructing additional star destroyers, taught the stormtroopers how to fire straight, and perfected the cloaking device. ТyTalk. 02:25, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
hey, an old-timer. Good to see ya. P-Foster (talk) 02:27, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm an old-timer now? When did I register? Late '08, right? It feels like just a few months ago. --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 04:41, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

Wait, by that definition I'm an old-timer. That's definitely not the case. Blue (is useful) 04:46, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
No, it's been about two and a half years since we've registered, and RW has only existed in a public form for about four, so we've been here for over half the duration of the websites life. Plus, as more time goes by, those 1.5 years we weren't here will become insignificant and we'll be practically as respected as Human. Wait, bad comparison. --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 17:55, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
No, RW has been public for almost 4 years -- I joined out of nowhere in July 2007. P-Foster (talk) 21:12, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
I was responding to Blue, who's only been here since March '08. I've been here since November '08, so she's got ~6 months on me. I know you've been here since '07, TOP. --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 22:12, 30 March 2011 (UTC)
I am also a March 08'er. Oh and Welcome Back. Ace of Spades 22:18, 30 March 2011 (UTC)


Here, please. Blue (is useful) 03:11, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Spammer - redux[edit]

A yahoo account of yours just spammed a bunch of RW and Ask addresses. I don't know if you are about but ... stop it. LowKey (talk) 08:40, 3 February 2012 (UTC)

Shit, again? This is the xxxx9090 one, right? I changed my password again, but it shouldn't have been able to get my previous one... --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 00:43, 4 February 2012 (UTC)
That's the one. P-Foster Talk "Watched Mad Men thinking it was supposed to be a sit-com. Found it disappointing." 00:46, 4 February 2012 (UTC)
Ugh, I never even use that account. Is it possible to shut it down or close it somehow? --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 00:48, 4 February 2012 (UTC)
The account has been taken out back and shot. I'll have a new, better, Gmail account attached to me soon. --The Emperor Kneel before Zod! 00:50, 4 February 2012 (UTC)