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PZ Myers has solicited donations of the Eucharist. What should he do with the crackers?

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Return them to the church
Eat them, feel remorse, return Jesus-infused poop to church
- As opposed to churchgoers, who hoard Jesus-infused poop for themselves? --Toiretni 13:35, 13 July 2008 (EDT)
Plant them and grow a new Jesus
Drive nails through them
See if he can find someone who can turn 12 other crackers into the Disciples and re-enact that last supper
Auction them, with proceeds going to provide condoms for Africans

Tell Jews they're matzo.
Launch them into orbit to be with their heavenly father.
Apply for a grant to the Templeton Foundation to establish if they are "just crackers", or if they have any additional physical properties.
Put them in a glass case, with a note that Jesus could certainly take pieces of his body back if he wished.
Play checkers
Send them around the world, like Flat Stanley
Give them to a crazy anti-Catholic religious group or person, like Jack Chick
Make a tiny jigsaw puzzle out of each one, jumble all the pieces together, return the whole mess to the church.
Try to get the state to treat them as medical waste

Give them to a dissident Catholic group, preferably one whose members have been excommunicated
Return them to Catholic Holocaust survivors, apologizing for the harm that atheism has done to the world.
Return them to the church on the condition that Bill Donohue retire from public life.
Lay them out with a glass of milk on Christmas Eve, then see what Santa Claus leaves in PZ's stocking.
Eat them with peanut butter, or maybe a slice of banana.
Bury them on Friday afternoon, see of they rise again by Sunday morning.
- If they do, wait 40 days and see if they ascend into Heaven.
Throw them off a cliff and see if God catches them.
When they are 12 years old, take them to a Jewish temple and see if they lecture the rabbis on the torah.
- Better yet, take them to the Vatican and see if they lecture Joey Ratz and his crew on simple human decency.
Mix them in with non-Jesusfied crackers and play salvation roulette with your friends.

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