Debate:What should PZ do with the crackers?

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PZ Myers has solicited donations of the Eucharist. What should he do with the crackers?

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  • Eat them
  • Coarb 13:12, 13 July 2008 (EDT)
  • Return them to the church
  • Eat them, feel remorse, return Jesus-infused poop to church
    • As opposed to churchgoers, who hoard Jesus-infused poop for themselves? --Toiretni 13:35, 13 July 2008 (EDT)
  • Plant them and grow a new Jesus
  • Drive nails through them
  • See if he can find someone who can turn 12 other crackers into the Disciples and re-enact that last supper
  • Auction them, with proceeds going to provide condoms for Africans
  • Coarb 13:18, 13 July 2008 (EDT)
  • Tell Jews they're matzo.
  • Launch them into orbit to be with their heavenly father.
  • Apply for a grant to the Templeton Foundation to establish if they are "just crackers", or if they have any additional physical properties.
  • Put them in a glass case, with a note that Jesus could certainly take pieces of his body back if he wished.
  • Play checkers
  • Send them around the world, like Flat Stanley
  • Give them to a crazy anti-Catholic religious group or person, like Jack Chick
  • Make a tiny jigsaw puzzle out of each one, jumble all the pieces together, return the whole mess to the church.
  • Try to get the state to treat them as medical waste
  • Coarb 13:59, 13 July 2008 (EDT)
  • Give them to a dissident Catholic group, preferably one whose members have been excommunicated
  • Return them to Catholic Holocaust survivors, apologizing for the harm that atheism has done to the world.
  • Return them to the church on the condition that Bill Donohue retire from public life.
  • Lay them out with a glass of milk on Christmas Eve, then see what Santa Claus leaves in PZ's stocking.
  • Eat them with peanut butter, or maybe a slice of banana.
  • Bury them on Friday afternoon, see of they rise again by Sunday morning.
    • If they do, wait 40 days and see if they ascend into Heaven.
  • Throw them off a cliff and see if God catches them.
  • When they are 12 years old, take them to a Jewish temple and see if they lecture the rabbis on the torah.
    • Better yet, take them to the Vatican and see if they lecture Joey Ratz and his crew on simple human decency.
  • Mix them in with non-Jesusfied crackers and play salvation roulette with your friends.