Essay talk:Complete Idiot's Guide to Ameriwiki

Nice choice of title. Peter ^{Rapidly running out of marmite} 00:32, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Thanks. What did you think about the essay? --Elvis is King (talk) 00:35, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

To much of an overt parody for my taste, sorry. Peter ^{Rapidly running out of marmite} 00:37, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

What? It's the truth! Do you deny that Chicken Boy loves Swift? Do you deny that Fergus usurped George? Take a yonder at This for proof. --Elvis is King (talk) 00:40, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Also, giving a fuck about Ameriwiki is even harder than giving a fuck about CP or ASK. Тy^{Complaints here} 01:01, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Do you agree with Hillary's idea of a vast right-wing conspiracy? It would seem so. --Elvis is King (talk) 01:14, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

...and that came out of left field. Flailing much? Тy^{Complaints here} 01:21, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Not really. Do you agree or disagree with Hillary's idea of a vast right-wing conspiracy?--Elvis is King (talk) 01:29, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

OK, first (:::::::Didn't you pitch a massive shit-fit here a few days ago? --50.98.213.233 (talk) 01:27, 24 August 2012 (UTC) ) Naughty, naughty. Second, what does that have to do anything? --Revolverman (talk) 01:32, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Absolutely nothing, he's try to change the subject but has the subtlety of a rampaging herd of gnus covered in speakers playing heavy metal music and strobelights. Тy^{Complaints here} 01:34, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

That wasn't me. That was an impostor. Second, this guy is living in a Hillary state of denial of the truths in this essay. Do you deny them?--Elvis is King (talk) 01:36, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Word salad time! The truth is, nobody gives a fuck about Ameriwiki. Тy^{Complaints here} 01:41, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Salad is advocated by vegetarians who are too wussy to eat a big T-bone steak. Bob Barker, animal rights activist, is the only one who actually would recommend a salad to the general public.--Elvis is King (talk) 01:43, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Cool story. Got something relevant to say or do you enjoy babbling like a loon? Your funner than Megahal, let's keep this up! Тy^{Complaints here} 01:45, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Feminists would rather have young men listen to Swift than Elvis and that is why AW has fallen into the liberal agenda, and they are in the tank for Obama in 2012. --Elvis is King (talk) 01:48, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Cool Story, Bro. --Revolverman (talk) 01:48, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

But I don't like Swift or Elvis! Or dear oh dear what shall we do? Тy^{Complaints here} 01:49, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

I recommend buying gold since rapid inflation of US currency will cause a disaster. Bennie keeps on printing more money. --Elvis is King (talk) 01:51, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Cool Story, Bro. --Revolverman (talk) 01:54, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

You can't answer so back to talking points. Lame lame lame. Тy^{Complaints here} 01:53, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Napoleon was the first modern dictator, and he would have not let anyone like Swift perform at all. Therefore, the former point remains valid.--Elvis is King (talk) 01:55, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Your point is nonexistent, you don't have one. Тy^{Complaints here} 02:03, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

My point is that AW is claptrap. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:07, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Cool Story, Bro. --Revolverman (talk) 01:54, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Ok? And? Which has to do with Hillary Clinton, salads, gold, or Napolean how? Тy^{Complaints here} 02:09, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Those are all supporting points. And I bet you also love bacon. --Elvis is King (talk) 02:12, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

No they are all red herrings. Like your above statement. Тy^{Complaints here} 02:14, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

"Tyrannis" (a rather anti-intellectual username), I recommend opening your mind to principles of value before making accusations like that. Did you support Japan in WWII???--Elvis is King (talk) 02:15, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Cool Story, Bro. --Revolverman (talk) 01:54, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

really? Really? Now you've admitted to parody, and talentless parody at that. Тy^{Complaints here} 02:18, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Cool Story, Bro. --Revolverman (talk) 01:54, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Do you support efforts to send innocent Americans to Gitmo?--Elvis is King (talk) 01:59, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Cool Story, Bro. --Revolverman (talk) 01:54, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

I believe that this is the result of a vast right-wing conspiracy to block truth from being told. Why do you love liberalism? It's obvious that you support the efforts of David Axelrod, George Soros, and Bill Ayers. Do you get your news from the Daily Show?? --Elvis is King (talk) 02:24, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Cool Story, Bro. --Revolverman (talk) 01:54, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

I want you to read your first sentence very carefully. Тy^{Complaints here} 02:28, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

What??--Elvis is King (talk) 02:40, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Тy^{Complaints here} 02:47, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Are you an agent for the KGB??--Elvis is King (talk) 02:49, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

The former oxford university professor for the korean war. But jfk cut it down to 77%.0 I don't think it supports something else. Ktstigmo (talk) 02:44, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Delete?

Tain't much of an essay as it is a rather one-sided history of a wiki no-one, save the author cares about. I say cull it now. C®ackeЯ 03:17, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

It's truth. Do you deny that Chicken Boy loves Swift??--Elvis is King (talk) 03:19, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

I care not about you, CB, Swift, AW. Whatever "truth" there may be here it is lost by your obsession with other people's children. Obtain an life. C®ackeЯ 03:49, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

Oh please, keep this! I own a wingnut wiki populated by a few screwballs? Awesome!--Fergus Mason ^{Thruppence I got for selling my coat, tuppence for selling my blanket. If ever I 'list for a soldier again, the Devil shall be my Sergeant.} 07:08, 3 October 2012 (UTC)

Let it be. It's an essay — as long as it isn't salvageably vile or openly promoting illegal and immoral acts, there's no reason to delete it. As it is, it's merely unhinged and petty whingery. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 07:20, 3 October 2012 (UTC)

I come in peace

Does Taylor Swift have children yet? My regnificance allows me to be forgiven popular taboos. MJ and Mo taught me this.--Elvis (talk) 07:31, 24 August 2012 (UTC)

What

I get no mention? This guide is not nearly complete then! --Mikal ^{Harass Follow} 16:11, 28 September 2012 (UTC)

Fine. --Elvis is King (talk) 00:28, 29 September 2012 (UTC)

I feel so accomplished. --Mikal ^{Harass Follow} 00:34, 29 September 2012 (UTC)

Is it accurate enough for ya? --Elvis is King (talk) 00:35, 29 September 2012 (UTC)

Mainspace

This could go in mainspace, couldn't it? Glideslope (talk) 19:52, 7 December 2013 (UTC)

No it couldn't. Генгис^{Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.} 20:31, 28 January 2014 (UTC)