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Main article: Preparing Babies
Babies are reported as being very delicious from sources[citation NOT needed]. They are usually eaten raw and alive, or in stew. Some of the things babies go well with include (and are not limited to):
- Redneck grannies with machine guns and anti-gay protest signs
- Jesus Testicles (Another atheist favorite)
The main reason for eating babies is because atheists and most liberals have no morals, and thirst for human flesh.
- Commonly known fact
- "His body is the bread; his blood is wine. His balls? Well they're fricking meatballs!"