Fun:Baby eating

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Baby eating, or Infantingestion is the act of eating human babies. It is a common practice among atheists and liberals[1].

Methods[edit]

Main article: Preparing Babies
Babies are reported as being very delicious from sources[citation NOT needed]. They are usually eaten raw and alive, or in stew. Some of the things babies go well with include (and are not limited to):

  • Broccoli
  • Carrots
  • Potatoes
  • Buns
  • Conservatives
  • Redneck grannies with machine guns and anti-gay protest signs
  • Jesus Testicles[2] (Another atheist favorite)

Reasons[edit]

The main reason for eating babies is because atheists and most liberals have no morals, and thirst for human flesh.

See also[edit]

References[edit]

  1. Commonly known fact
  2. "His body is the bread; his blood is wine. His balls? Well they're fricking meatballs!"