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Baby eating, or Infantingestion is the act of eating human babies. It is a common practice among atheists and liberals.^[1]

Methods[edit]

Main article: Preparing Babies
Babies are reported as being very delicious from sources.^{[citation NOT needed]} They are usually eaten raw and alive, or in stew. Some of the things babies go well with include (and are not limited to):

Broccoli
Carrots
Potatoes
Buns
Conservatives
Redneck grannies with machine guns and anti-gay protest signs
Jesus Testicles^[2] (Another atheist favorite)

Reasons[edit]

The main reason for eating babies is because atheists and most liberals have no morals, and thirst for human flesh.

References[edit]

↑ Commonly known fact
↑ "His body is the bread; his blood is wine. His balls? Well they're fricking meatballs!"

[1] Commonly known fact

[2] "His body is the bread; his blood is wine. His balls? Well they're fricking meatballs!"

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