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    • 2007 - This page was created.
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    • 2007 - Andrew Schlafly born.
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    • 1502 - Christopher Columbus leaves on his final voyage to the West Indies. Europe rejoices in his absence.
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    • 1984 - The Communist Soviet Union falls apart on account of being comprised of godless communists
    • 1945 - V-E Day. A major blow to Conservatism.