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Yesterday was when it all began: Aschlafly was born Yesterday. That was May 12, 2007.
Daily Bible verse: And they said unto the lord: "How the hell did you do that?" -Rowan Atkinson
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Rednecks in Texas will act today as to whether or not indivduals editing this website qualify as human
Liberal conspiracy of the day: UFOs do not exist after all. After liberals tricked us into believing the work in the mines had been in service of little green men, a miner discovered that "What the Hell? These guys are inflatable!"
Up to a million bastards/bitches protest in Rome today against a proposal to recognize gay couples, according to the Italian report here.
Oklahoma Supreme Court dismissed a lawsuit seeking to force taxpayers to educate children. Another conservative victory! 
On Friday, the Bush Administration didn't do anything, they were to busy shooting old men in the face like Dick Cheney did a while back:
"It was fun the first time and we've just kinda kept doing it ever since." said Cheney of his habits, which have been criticized by people who like old men a little too much.
"Men obviously watch old men getting shot on television, and women not to the same degree," commission vice chairman Abigail Thernstrom said.
Bias in Conservapedia describes how Conservapedia now censors the fact that Christians have persecuted other religious groups.
A while ago in history
- May 13
- 2007 - This page was created.
- May 12
- 2007 - Andrew Schlafly born.
- May 11
- 1502 - Christopher Columbus leaves on his final voyage to the West Indies. Europe rejoices in his absence.
- May 9
- 1872 - At the suggestion of Julia Ward Howe, the first Your Mother's day was held in a harem.
- May 8
- 1884 - Harry S Truman was born. He had an awesome middle name, and dropped a big bomb. Boom. Boom!
- 1984 - The Communist Soviet Union falls apart on account of being comprised of godless communists
- 1945 - V-E Day. A major blow to Conservatism.