This rabbit stole the carrot, and will now proceed to eat it
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This user uses they/them pronouns.
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This user believes that CGNAT is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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This user runs Linux. This user laughs at malware and people who pay for their operating systems.
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This userpage was wandalized by User:Daemon and all I got was this lousy userbox.
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Hi, I'm Rabbitseatcarrots, also known as rabbit guy (which is also the name of my super-secret sockpuppet). I like editing about a bunch of stuff.
My best works on the wiki[edit]
These are articles for which I contributed a lot of content and am, in some way, proud of those contributions.
- Med beds: Created after I saw some Reddit posts on r/Qult_Headquarters, this is perhaps my best work in mainspace. Some people may see a red flag in that the article relies a lot on references to social media posts, but those posts are merely either screenshots of emails and social media posts, or, in the claim that the Tesla BioHealing devices are cans of cement, is a video of a person directly opening one of the company's cans. They aren't speculation, and so I consider those good references.
Quotes from the greatest intellectuals of our time[edit]
“”But the question is not whether a thing hurts someone, the question is "why should I care that I hurt someone"? Why shouldn't I hurt someone? [1]
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—Matt Walsh
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“”There's no secular argument against adult incest. Brother and sister want to make love? What's your argument? That they can produce mentally retarded off-spring? Nonsense. [1]
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—Dennis Prager
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As a sometimes human-sometimes bot on RationalWiki: I, Rabbitseatcarrots, pledge to use my non-human (and human) powers of fast edit rates for good and will only stuff up if I am instructed to do so, or if I'm not. If you do challenge me, I will come to a complete stop and no longer be able to function (unless I do); however, you may hear about it from my operator, or me. Furthermore, I will not use my sneaky stealth abilities for evil, unless instructed to do so, or if I want to.
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 | | As a Level 4 Janitor on RationalWiki: I, Rabbitseatcarrots, pledge to ignore all requests for help as a severe case of PEBKAC. I furthermore pledge that if I make a mistake, it shall be speedily reverted, and I won't use my ungodly powers of promotion to silence all opposition. |