User:SolPyre

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, SolPyre, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

Copper burns with a green flame.

Trial by Userboxen

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“”I am the center of all arrogance in the universe.

—SolPyre

I'm an ex-theistic Catholic, an amateur poet and an aspiring geologist a failed geology student a professional geographer. I live in the suburbs of Chicago and come from a relatively liberal Irish^{(Irish/German/Austrian/ect.)} Catholic and very clannish family. I'm interested in history, ethnogenesis, world politics and just about anything else that will feed my ravening mind.

I'm often a stickler for the rules which can make an ass out of me. But that said, mark your minor edits appropriately, or else!

I am not the most mentally stable of individuals and am prone to paranoia among other things. Since my state of mind can be erratic my activity level on RW is likely to be erratic as well.

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History of me

• In a time now forgotten I found this wiki and began to lurk.
• 2014 May, I created this account to reply to a comment from Burkean.
• 2015 March, I created this User page.
• 2015 June, I was autopatrolled by FuzzyCatPotato (think about apostolic succession).
• 2015 October, I qualified to be an Eligible user and added myself to the Voter registration page.
• 2015 November, I was demoted to janitor by 142.124.55.236 (keep thinking about apostolic succession).
• 2015 December, I went inactive, but don't worry I wasn't dead only sleeping...
• 2016 October, I rolled over in bed.
• 2020 May, I grumbled angrily in my sleep.
• 2021 January 6th, I snapped fully awake because I saw an article which said that Khuzestan was in northern Iran! That's bad geography!! I Love Geography!!!
• 2021 January, Having awoken I first heard about the events of 01/06/2021 from RationalWiki and witnessed the subsequent banning of nobs firsthand.

An example of Editoric Succession

In a time before logs User:Nutty_Roux took from the primordial ooze... a mop!!

On July 26th, 2013, User:FuzzyCatPotato was demoted by Nutty Roux who spaketh, "Why did this take so long?"

On June 28th, 2015, 142.124.55.236 was demoted by FuzzyCatPotato.

On November 14th, 2015, I was demoted by 142.124.55.236 who exclaimed, "Because!"

Former project

The not-rewrite of RationalWiki:Timeline

A humble record of my public service

2015 Moderator election fact sheet

Abandoned sandbox full of leaves

User:SolPyre/sandbox