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  • If the hayseeds in Iowa legalize same-sex marriage, it will shame the "cosmopolitan sophisticates" in Oregon and Washington into doing it.
  • God made conservative women more attractive to compensate for Republican "I Love Lucy" habit of sleeping in separate beds.
  • China was feudal until 50 years ago. In feudalism it's your Count that votes.
  • A new study says masturbation is a better cure for sinus trouble than medication. That might come in handy
  • Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. Math and Alcohol don't mix: please don't drink and derive.
  • Men's name for their clothing is "That Shit On The Floor" as in "Honey, I done told you to pick up That Shit On The Floor!"
  • I decided that I was a Taoist after everyone kept telling me that I was in the Way
I do see you, I'm waving hello!
  • What's the difference between the social life of a RationalWikian and garbage? Garbage goes out once a week.
  • Go to church and they say "Stand up for Jesus!" Go to the final game of the World Series and everyone yells, "For Christ's sake, sit down!"
  • I just tested out my pit bull. Ever hear a mime scream?
  • Q: What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today? A: Clawing at the top of his coffin
  • Never criticize a woman until you've walked a mile in her shoes. That way, when you do, you'll be a mile away...and you'll have her shoes!
  • Oprah Winfrey virus : Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands back to 200GB
  • Sixty-five million (32%) of American women are overweight. These are round figures
  • There is no more "Global War on Terror". Obama now calls it "human caused disaster" allowing for climate change to fall under the same umbrella.
  • Sex is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get.
  • The Japanese say we Americans are lazy? Hah! We cook our fish!
  • Lucy Lawless turned 41 on March 29th. She will star in a new show playing the girl who buys Spartacus to be her slave. I just got one thing to say: "I AM SPARTACUS!!!!!"
  • Conference on Multiple Personality Disorder? I've half a mind to attend.
  • The difference between the Amazon village and a circus is that the circus is filled with cunning stunts.
  • Just what the Global War on Terrorism needed. Extra innings in Afghanistan.
  • Becoming informed without Faux Noise Channel is like attending an important foreign film without five screaming babies.
  • Rachel Maddow for the conversation, Tina Fey for the wankable Vanity Fair cover
  • Pope goes to Mount Olive. Popeye vows revenge.
  • A kiss is an application for a better position.
  • The Federal government shifts wealth from taxpayers to farmers NOT to grow potatoes, but the farmers are worried about the "socialism" of General Motors being nationalized
  • Why don't Fundies ban that one book where a male character named David proclaims that his love for Jonathan surpasses his love for women?
  • Never criticize a woman until you've walked a mile in her shoes. That way, when you do, you'll be a mile away...and you'll have her shoes!
  • Oprah Winfrey virus : Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands back to 200GB
  • Sixty-five million (32%) of American women are overweight. These are round figures
Well, duh.
  • There is no more "Global War on Terror". Obama now calls it "human caused disaster" allowing for climate change to fall under the same umbrella.
  • Sex is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get.
  • The Japanese say we Americans are lazy? Hah! We cook our fish!