User talk:Aschlаfly

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Excuse me, dear sir or madam, but I'm looking for a lost little sockpuppet. You haven't happened to see any sockpuppets around here, have you, Aschlаfly?

Regards, Cosmikdebris (talk) 00:37, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

Deceitful liberal trolls are all over this wiki pretending to be me, pay them no mind. I am the real Andrew Schlafly, be assured of it. Godspeed, --Andy Schlafly (talk) 18:52, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

Can you confirm this by posting that you are on your Conservapedia account?—Hamburguesa con queso con un cara  (talk • stalk) 18:56, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

I do not follow the orders of liberal trolls, nice try. Godspeed, --Andy Schlafly (talk) 18:58, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

Mr. Schlafly, are you sure you are the real Mr. Schlafly? If so, why the suddenly regained interest in our site? RoninMacbeth (talk) 19:00, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

@CheeseburgerFace @RoninMacbeth This is Spriggina fucking with a certain right wing user who shall remain nameless. ☭Comrade GC☭^{Ministry of Praise} 19:05, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

Damn, I was hoping it was the real deal. Fucking with the Assfly was a dream of mine before I joined. RoninMacbeth (talk) 19:12, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

@RoninMacbeth I would be lying if I said that I hadn't imagined having some "fun" with Mr. Schlafly as well. ☭Comrade GC☭^{Ministry of Praise} 19:14, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

I've never heard of this "Spriggina" person, and watch your language on my talk page! Godspeed, --Andy Schlafly (talk) 19:28, 5 June 2018 (UTC)

So you ARE the real Mr. Schlafly? Excellent. Then might I inquire why you have regained interest in RationalWiki? RoninMacbeth (talk) 03:33, 6 June 2018 (UTC)

I've come here to understand the psyche of liberals. So far the landscape looks to be barren, but, I'll continue to look with mild disgust at your articles in search of any intelligence. Godspeed, -- Andy Schlafly (talk) 03:39, 6 June 2018 (UTC)

Hmm. For that you could have looked at any other mainstream news website, but you chose THIS one, the one that you have banned users on your own site for even mentioning. Again, what is your interest? RoninMacbeth (talk) 03:42, 6 June 2018 (UTC)

Trying to 'gotcha' is a favorite technique of liberals, but I won't fall for it. Let me ask you something, "RoninMacbeth" (if that's even your real name), do you support school prayer? Godspeed, -- Andy Schlafly (talk) 03:46, 6 June 2018 (UTC)

I'll take that question. I support the right for students to pray in schools to whichever deity they choose. That being said I am against faculty leading the prayers in question. ☭Comrade GC☭^{Ministry of Praise} 03:48, 6 June 2018 (UTC)

┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘No no, I'll handle this. I support school prayer, so long as it centers around either Allfather Odin, Lugh Longhand, or Perun. RoninMacbeth (talk) 03:51, 6 June 2018 (UTC)

So you hate God and Jesus Christ and think Christian students shouldn't be allowed to have free speech? Godspeed, -- Andy Schlafly (talk) 03:58, 6 June 2018 (UTC)

Of course Christians should be allowed to practice their silly beliefs on their own time in school. No, I'm simply saying that in order to teach their pupils the proper natural order, teachers should lead prayer around one of the three gods who could plausibly exist. Would you deny Asatruar, and Celtic and Slavic Mesopagans THEIR First Amendment rights, Mr. Schlafly? RoninMacbeth (talk) 04:01, 6 June 2018 (UTC)

The United States is a Christian nation, and the first amendment was designed to protect Christians, not liberal pagans. Godspeed, -- Andy Schlafly (talk) 12:04, 6 June 2018 (UTC)

I'm sorry, but the fact that most of the Founding Fathers were of Germano-Celtic descent, and that those gods are the ones most likely to exist, means that your point is still moot.

Also, the correct term is "heathen," not "pagan." The lack of respect for the old ways is indicative of the moral decay prevalent throughout this country, particularly in conservative trolls. Odinspeed, RoninMacbeth (talk) 13:06, 6 June 2018 (UTC)

That is absolutely false, but I expected no less from a liberal. This will be sure to go into my list of examples of liberal deceit! :-) Godspeed, -- Andy Schlafly (talk) 18:50, 6 June 2018 (UTC)