User talk:Mei II/Archive2

Cute smiley!

^-^ ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ my sig is my own opiate! 01:13, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

That is the smile of a little tiny owl. -- =w= 01:14, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

O_O <-- A big owl? ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ In Soviet Russia, the obscure ripple absolves YOU! 01:27, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

That owl is the same size as Mei. Hence evil. -- =w= 02:07, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

List

Cause. tmtoulouse 03:16, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

I'd like to ruffle your hair and pinch your cheeks. -- =w= 03:17, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

That chicken dance in your logo is what we make people do inside MRI's. Well with out the head bobbing. tmtoulouse 03:18, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

She's being a bunny. I didn't know your career involved stylised abuse of magnetic imaging facilities? -- =w= 03:21, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

If I can sneak it by an ethics approval board I am all for it....and sometimes at night you don't even need IRB approval. tmtoulouse 03:24, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Cool. Thats very much my take on professional ethics. -- =w= 03:29, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Hardcore support!!!

You now have my hardcore support for my local Mei. Congrats. Punky ^{Your mental puke relief} 04:12, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

Yay, cool! Does that mean you're gonna change your Meibox to say "Mei is hardcore"? That would be smooth. -- =w= 04:10, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

Like this:

Mei is hardcore

Gooniepunk2010 ^{Oi! Oi! Oi!} 22:11, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

But you can do it just like this

Mei is PARAMETERS

-- =w= 01:29, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

Simply wondering...

...with no rudeness intended (genuinely) but who the hell are you and how have you become some kind of legendary maverick with "Mei is useful" boxes plastered all over talkpages in three weeks? SJ ^Debaser 12:12, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

How can you not know who Mei is? She's so useful! Incidentally, I thought that you could represent the universal constant of Mei's usefulness with $\mu$. Cubic time Hoover! 13:04, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

Oh, the clue is in the "II" in her username. Cubic time Hoover! 13:11, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

Aw hell I wonder that about practically every user. ^bomination 13:05, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

Mei. Is freakin' useful. Enough said. ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ I like well-to-do seaweeds 19:16, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

@superjosh: By way of usefulness and hypnosis you did not read that. -- =w= 01:29, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

I want in on the Mei meme! Random stuff ftw. --^{Ask me about your mother} 16:06, 24 November 2009 (UTC)

PEOPLE! Meibox is already customisable. You can say {{User Mei|useful}} and thats what it says. Frinstance:

Mei is charming

Look at the code. -- =w= 14:50, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

Ah, I didn't think of trying that. You are wise. --^{Ask me about your mother} 16:46, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

Mei is modest. -- =w= 20:21, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

Maybe I'm slow but I'm with Josh in not understanding any of this. So lost... δ_ij$^{i.broke.it.}$ 07:40, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

You are banned from the internet

You may return when you have read every mezzacotta strip. Cubic time Hoover! 15:12, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

Mei needs more information. How many are there! -- =w= 20:21, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

3.6 quadrillion. Professor Moriarty 20:35, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

Improbable! -- =w= 20:40, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

They wrote a program to generate a comic using the date as a seed. Professor Moriarty 20:46, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

Unfalsifiable! And who are you anyway? You have a curly name but you are two days old. -- =w= 21:09, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

It's a sock of Phantom Hoover. Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 22:42, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

Mei is annoying

That's good, because I like Phantom hoover. -- =w= 06:43, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

or a rebadge. Where is Mei, anyway? she went all round the place being useful, and now she's gone again. Totnesmartin (talk) 14:59, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

Mei is always usually busy -- =w= 06:43, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

The absence of Mei is kind of odd. I've no idea how Mei is useful, but somehow she must be if everyone keeps saying she is. --^{Ask me about your mother} 23:43, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Indeed. I was surprised when I came back and heard that Mei was considered useful. I just remember her being effing irritating. (No offense, Mei : | ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:46, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Any memory is fine as long as it supports Mei. I remember Mei being useful. -- =w= 06:43, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Your favored meme

Might I ask why you picked Lucky Star as your theme? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:49, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Mei = konata. FACT. -- =w= 06:43, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Dettol protects. FACT. Professor Moriarty 09:17, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

You think as I do! Mei ♥ dettol ads -- =w= 18:22, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Mei is wished well.

Hey thanks. I wish you a merry Acemas. Peace out! -- =w= 06:17, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Happy usefulness, Mei! ħuman 08:32, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

The Residents' Association prefers to remain in 2009.

On behalf of the Residents' Association, I'd like to thank you for being useful while cautioning you to be mindful of the great tradition of 2009. --^{Ask me about your mother} 10:47, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Mei is mindful. -- =w= 07:13, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

happy new year!

May the days be useful and the nights joyful! Totnesmartin (talk) 11:15, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Yes, happy new year! May 2010 be as useful as 2009! Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 14:26, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Feliz Nuevo Año! Stay useful! Aboriginal Noise ^{Theist, barely hanging by a nail} 15:54, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Many thanks! -- =w= 07:13, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

Gauisus Novus Annus, Mei

May vos have plures vindico festivities , talis ut alcohol , neque nec eat vel imbibo nimium vel parum. --User:Theautocrat/Sig 19:09, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

BakuraTheautocrat has been permitted the friendship. -- =w= 07:13, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

Hey, that's not real latin! Nihil largiundo. EddyP (talk) 10:57, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

In which Javascap accuses Mei of not being useful

I didn't get a new years template from you :(

*runs off and cries in a corner*

Javasca₧ things that make you go "hm" 02:09, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

I didn't get one either. Perhaps she dislikes islands and crackers? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:18, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

Well hot diggity damn. Mei hates islands and crackers... O_o Javasca₧ Banhammer, Renamer, and Goat 03:17, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

Mei gave a template to everyone on the recent changes. Mei expresses herself through lists:-

things Mei expected and was worried about

1. People annoyed by Mei bothering them

things Mei didn't expect and is now worried about

1. People annoyed by Mei not bothering them

Your templates are in the post. -- =w= 07:13, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

people who misunderstood the lists but are in need of a new years template

PsygremlinTal! 11:05, 3 January 2010 (UTC) (and I'm still sulking)

Debate

The debate with MC is here. If he doesn't argue nicely with you about something of your choice, I'm going to walk away. Be nice to him a little.--Tom Moore^{fiat justitia} 02:50, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

The Residents' Association wishes Mei good luck in her debate. We are certain that you shall comport yourself admirably and that your actions shall be representative of the glorious community we've long defended in the war against progress. --^{Ask me about your mother} 18:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Mei doesn't comport at all. & MARCUS WON'T DEBATE WITH ME ;___; -- =w= 22:19, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Thank you

and a happy 2010 to you too Mei-chan. May your usefulness increase ten-fold! --PsygremlinKhuluma! 17:10, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

It is possible to be too useful. I don't want to be a robot maid. -- =w= 17:37, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

That's true. We'll make sure we reign you in just before you start calling us all Goshujin-sama... or maybe just afterwards ;) --PsygremlinRunāt! 17:58, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

Icewedge

Mornington Crescent! Totnesmartin (talk) 22:16, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

?

? -- =w= 22:19, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Dear Mei!

I must inform you that the talk archive links at the top of your page are broken. I'd fix them myself, but... you know... I'm lazy. SJ ^Debaser 15:03, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm not, and they're not. Totnesmartin (talk) 16:39, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

There seems to be no archive three. I feel a conspiracy theory coming along... SJ ^Debaser 18:43, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Just walk away and forget you ever even thought about archive 3. Life will be much happier that way. --PsygremlinFale! 18:45, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

But... but... SJ ^Debaser 23:46, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

You can ressurect it if you want. The OldMei archives are just me annoying people. Not pleasant reading. -- =w= 22:19, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

My Xmas present

[1] From my otaku friends. --PsygremlinRunāt! 18:17, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

:D Loving KYO-CHAN's new haircolor. -- =w= 22:19, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Ace is cute.....

Cutie pie.

Are you punching the cameraman? -- =w= 22:41, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

The camera (wo)man is my fiancee......so, yes. Aceⁱ⁹ 22:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Oh, Ace... you so crazy! SJ ^Debaser 22:43, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Not crazy, just angry. Aceⁱ⁹ 22:44, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

70% angrier than people with two eyes. -- =w= 22:44, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Makes me want to shave his head and draw Spider Jerusalem tattoos on him. Anyone else get that urge? --Kels (talk) 00:06, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Not really. Just gets me thinking I ought to grow a beard. SJ ^Debaser 00:10, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

No Kels, no. -- =w= 00:13, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

But he's already got the grimace! And, you know, the substance abuse. --Kels (talk) 00:14, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

He can't be Hunter S Thompson and Spider Jerusalem at the same time. THERE MUST BE RULES. -- =w= 00:17, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Josh, join the beard club. This is the ideal time of year as well, since a beard saves you a fortune in chin heating costs. --^{Ask me about your mother} 00:21, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Hair is overrated. Shave the head. Sterile home theater system 00:36, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Its not a beard, I dislike shaving. Aceⁱ⁹ 00:57, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

You are quite right. That isn't a beard. Aboriginal Noise ^{Theist, barely hanging by a nail} 01:01, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

I was on holiday and hadn't shaved for some days. Usually I just sport a well-groomed goatee. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:02, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Ace, think of the thighs, please! ^{I have just eaten} _& stilton^talk 01:03, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Heh, I been around long enough to work my goatee around delicate thigh muscles. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:04, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Funnily enough I shaved my head the other day. I left a mohawk, but then I got bored of that and shaved it off too. I might do it again in summer and keep it for a laugh at which point I will take a pic to show y'all. I shall neglect shaving for the next week and grow a crappy little beard, as my beard-growing days are in their infancy. SJ ^Debaser 01:09, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

I ritualisticly shaved my testicals. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum it's breathtaking I suggest you try it. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:14, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Not a bad idea, but an itchy crotch can be socially awkward. --^{Ask me about your mother} 14:25, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Meirocrat

I have upgraded you as requested. Here's your Book of Mei. AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 02:25, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Hey thanks. I don't really know what I should do with this. I will read the Book of Me. -- =w= 02:30, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Congrats! Now you can be more useful than ever! Aboriginal Noise ^{Theist, barely hanging by a nail} 03:44, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Just don't be too useful or you'll tek 'ar jobs! Personally guys, I think Mei's trying to be too useful to overthrow us all. SJ ^Debaser 12:51, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Poppycock. I'll have you know I invented being useful on this wiki. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 19:42, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

You invented being boring on this wiki. Mei invented being useful. ħuman 08:24, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

:P Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:51, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, I temporarily removed them; it was agreed that 'crat nominations needed to be discussed first. Cubic time Hoover! 19:54, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

That is probably a good idea. -- =w= 11:47, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

Looking at the vote, it seems to be running +++ = "useful". Can I possibly be the one to enact the magnificent change in how the wiki is run? ħuman 08:24, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure what that means. I think someone already demoted me. -- =w= 13:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

"13:04, 12 January 2010 Theautocrat (Talk | contribs | block) changed group membership for User:Mei II from Sysops to Sysops and Bureaucrats ‎ (Yawn. Stuff, consensus, see saloon bar, etc. Enjoy your new powers. )" ^{I have just eaten} _& stilton^talk 14:03, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

That's the one. Not sure if anyone voted since then. Mei likes toast. -- =w= 14:05, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations. Mei (har har) your reign be uneventful, but useful. --^{Ask me about your mother} 14:23, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

By the way, is it pronounced "me" or "may"? I'm assuming "me" --^{Ask me about your mother} 14:24, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

It is like may. My reign will be very useful, thanks for asking. -- =w= 14:31, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Good, I always thought it was pronounced "may." Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 14:38, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Error creating thumbnail: File missing

I only did it to play about with inkscape, unfortunately the SVG version won't upload fully. ^{I have just eaten} _& stilton^talk 04:43, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

Dang, I've always pronounced it "mee". Thanks for the clarification. Congrats on the cratship demotion. What's up with "User_talk:Mei/Archive3", it's a red link...? ħuman 05:03, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

You are feeling sleeeppyyy...you will obeyyy myyy commmmaaaandsss.... there is no archive three.... Totnesmartin (talk) 10:14, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

I am in your trancey conrol. I will obey all alien orders. What is it you require, oh master? ħuman 05:51, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

@human: I don't know where archive3 should be. Your guess is as good as mine.-- =w= 05:54, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Always used: mayee in my head. ^{I have just eaten} _& stilton^talk 07:15, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

You all have strange pronouncings. I'm glad I'm Mei and not Meee. -- =w= 05:42, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

At least Japanese pronunciation is easy, even if the grammar and vocabulary aren't. --Kels (talk) 23:06, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Mei is useul....

more so every day. Aceⁱ⁹ 07:36, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

That's right, useul. You heard me... Aceⁱ⁹ 07:47, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Heh. Didn't even see the typo for about thirty seconds. Mei is slow. -- =w= 05:40, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

It's not an uncommon typo useul on Google]. You may have stumbled on to some manchurian candidate activation word. --^{Ask me about your mother} 22:57, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Usefulness

You do realize that your current rate of usefulness is making the rest of us look bad, right? Either way, cheers to you Mei! AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 06:34, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Everyone is useful. Except Fall Down. -- =w= 22:20, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Mei was useful, Mei II is a pale shadow T.T 131.202.145.241 (talk) 21:27, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Not true, mystery person. Mei was angry. Mei II is not angry. -- =w= 21:29, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Mei II is veangeful JaniceD (talk) 21:30, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

JaniceD is fun. ^____^ Mei isn't vengeful. -- =w= 21:57, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Mei is making us all look bad

Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:12, 18 January 2010 (UTC)