|You must have been abused as a child.
||How do you know if you haven't tried it?
||But you've had sex; you can't be asexual!
||You're just in the closet.
||You just need to take a pill or get your hormones checked.
|You're just saying that because you're a virgin/incel not attractive enough to get a partner.
||But you're really attractive, it's such a waste!
||You just need to get laid. (I can fix you!)
||Asexuality is unnatural / Sex is a basic human need.
||Asexuality isn't real.
|You're just sexually repressed.
||You just haven't met the right person yet.
||You're missing out!
|You're just a special snowflake who wants to feel oppressed.
||You're appropriating LGBT struggles.
|There's no such thing as an asexual man. All men want sex.
||But most women are like that; you don't need a label!
||That's just celibacy / abstinence / being a prude.
||No, being asexual means you reproduce by mitosis.
||Why can't you just be human instead of having all these labels?
|Asexuals aren't oppressed. Nobody cares if you don't have sex.
||You just have a low sex drive.
||Asexuals must be sociopaths who are incapable of love.
||So are you, like, super religious?
||But do you masturbate?