Fun:Biden woke school schedule
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Joe Biden and his junta have forced all schools in the country to indoctrinate children into Communism. This is the average day’s schedule:
7:30 AM | Pick up in a bus with every inch “decorated” with pride flags and Black Lives Matter signs. |
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8:00 AM | Introductory Islamic and atheist prayers, singing the national anthems of the Soviet Union, China and the Internationale. |
8:30 AM | Block 1: critical race theory. Usual lessons: Black supremacy, how evil white People are, How to commit White genocide. |
9:25 AM | Block 2: atheistic environmentalist pseudoscience. Usual lessons: Climate hoaxes, eco-terrorism, atheism, evolutionism, vaccines, COVID-19 hoax. |
10:20 AM | Block 3: Marxist language arts (MLA). Usual lessons: Marxist theory, watching/reading the liberal mainstream media, feminist literature, pronouns, gender-neutral language, AAVE grammar. |
11:15 AM | Lunch. Usual menu items: soy, female hormones, marijuana, all psychedelics, vaccines, fetuses. |
11:55 AM | Block 4: Antifa/furry terrorism training. Usual lessons: Burning things down, killing police, looting. |
12:50 PM | Block 5: Revisionist history. Usual lessons: Anti-Americanism, slandering all heroes of history, overlooking all history involving straight white men, applying the Marxist theory of historical materialism. |
1:45 PM | Block 6: Gay sex ed. Usual lessons: Having gay sex, masturbation, pornography, pedophilia, bestiality, trangenderedism/genital mutilation, surgery, abortion, catching STD’s. Free condoms and birth control pills are passed around. |
2:40 PM | Dismissal time. Extracurricular activities begin (☭funded by wealth seized from the bourgeoisie☭). |