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Fun:Biden woke school schedule
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During its time in power, Joe Biden and his junta forced all schools in the country to indoctrinate children into Communism. This was the average day’s schedule:
7:30 AM | Pick up in a bus with every inch “decorated” with pride flags![]() |
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8:00 AM | Introductory Islamic and atheist prayers, singing the national anthems of the Soviet Union, China, and the Internationale. |
8:30 AM | Block 1: critical race theory. Usual lessons: supporting Black supremacy, how evil white people are, how to commit white genocide (and why you should). |
9:25 AM | Block 2: atheistic environmentalist pseudoscience. Usual lessons: Climate hoaxes, eco-terrorism, atheism, evolutionism, vaccines,![]() |
10:20 AM | Block 3: Marxist language arts (MLA). Usual lessons: Marxist theory, watching/reading the liberal mainstream media, feminist literature, pronouns, gender-neutral language, AAVE grammar. |
11:15 AM | Lunch. Usual menu items: soy, female hormones, marijuana, all psychedelics, vaccines, fetuses. |
11:55 AM | Block 4: Antifa/furry terrorism training. Usual lessons: Burning things down, killing police, looting. |
12:50 PM | Block 5: Revisionist history. Usual lessons: Anti-Americanism, slandering all heroes of history, overlooking all history involving straight white men, applying the Marxist theory of historical materialism, reasons why you shouldn't trust religious institutions and religious people (especially priests and pastors). |
1:45 PM | Block 6: Gay sex ed. Usual lessons: Having gay sex, masturbation, pornography, pedophilia, bestiality, trangenderedism/genital mutilation, surgery, abortion, catching STDs. Free condoms and birth control pills are passed around. |
2:40 PM | Dismissal time. Extracurricular activities begin (☭funded by wealth seized from the bourgeoisie☭). |