Fun:Democrat Party

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The Democrat Party is a political party that many Republicans seem to think is their primary opposition.[1] Unlike the Democratic Party, the Democrat Party is made up entirely of homosexual, communistic tree-hugging pot-smoking Satan-worshiping Christ-haters intent on confiscating guns, destroying the family, indoctrinating schoolchildren in Marxism, painting all the freeway lanes with HOV diamonds, raising taxes to 100%, aborting all unborn fetuses, and negotiating for snuggles with the leaders of the Axis of Evil.

Another important difference between the Democrat Party and the Democratic Party is that the "Democrat Party" doesn't exist.

The use of "Democrat Party" as an epithet by Republicans has arguably led to oversensitivity among some Democratic activists who think saying "Democrat activists" instead of "Democratic activists" is an intentional slur. Saying "Democrat politicians" and "Democrat-controlled legislature" and so on does tend to raise hackles among some people these days.

See also[edit]

  • Republic Party - See how this starts?


  1. The "Ic" Factor, The New Yorker