Fun:Drug woo

Drug woo is woo involving drugs.

Examples of drug woo

• Marijuana can save the planet, replace all our material needs like motor oil and clothing and paper, and solve global warming if they'd just legalize the stuff
• LSD opens the doors to religious discovery, or becoming "one with God", etc etc.
• Peyote is a religious sacrament
• Heroin chic, among certain entertainers and high fashion types
• Methamphetamine chic, among certain "redneck" culture types and within the gay community
• Those idiots who continue to claim that inhaling heavy-duty solvents (i.e. "video head cleaner") as a sexual stimulant, the same stuff that melts your carpet into a congealed smelly sticky mess if you spill it, is safe for your lungs. Yeah right.
• Conversely, those idiots who continue to claim the above substance is the real cause of AIDS

The solution

You can avoid all this woo by sticking to the tried and true: alcohol and caffeine.

Also woo

• Hot drinks containing caffeine are not for the body, nor the belly