Fun:Internet Argument Bingo

"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Internet Argument Bingo!"

Ah, the internet. Where would we be without it? Probably not furiously typing on the keyboard with some twat, a basement-dwelling Internet tough guy, whose clueless, YouTube-based arguments are driving you up the wall.

Therefore, we present Internet Argument Bingo, for your entertainment pleasure. Here are the most common arguments you'll encounter dealing with your average jerkoff on the other end of a keyboard; just mark them off as they come up.

Internet Argument Bingo

I cite UNBIASED OBJECTIVE SCIENCE TRUTH FACTS	Read between the lines	How old are you? u 4 or somthing lol	I feel sorry for you	Wake up! / Think for yourself! / Be a critical thinker like me!!!
If I had the time, I would destroy your argument	I've did my unbiased research and seen the evidence. Online. On Facebook.	That's what a <insert slur> would say!	You read that in a book?	Please tell me you're not that stupid
Unbiased objective factual rational reality isn't like that	Say that to my face. I DARE YOU!	The Nazis did x (FREE SPACE)	Do you even speak English? You spelt “you’re” rong.	Your work sucks / you are biased
You didn't answer my question	Just because you can't prove it, doesn't mean it's not true	Many of my friends are <insert demographic>	My opinions are unpopular, because they're closer to the truth!	I never claimed to be an expert
i KNEW IT! Another government paid shill!	You're twisting what I said	Are you a virgin?	Your source has ties to <x>, therefore it can't be trusted	I have a life. Goodbye.

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