Spiro T. Agnew
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“”You look a man in the eye and you know he's got it—brains. This guy has got it. If he doesn't, Nixon has made a bum choice.
|—Nixon speaking to reporters after his nomination of Agnew for VP, 1968|The headless body of Spiro T(heodore). Agnew (1918–1996) was Vice President under Tricky Dick, a concession to "Southerners" in exchange for their votes. He resigned his office before Nixon did because of a little tax complication (failing to report bribes as income and evading the tax on bribes), making them both crooks. Before distinguishing himself thus, Agnew was the Governor of Maryland, best-known for trying to ban pinball machines and blaming race riots on Civil Rights leaders. That made him not only the first and only Greek-American vice president but the first Greek-American governor in U.S. history, distinctions about which Greek-Americans are justifiably circumspect.
Agnew posted a pro-civil rights record as Chief Executive of Baltimore County, working with black leaders to desegregate businesses and residential areas. He defeated segregationist Democrat George Mahoney in his gubernatorial election, and initially supported Moderate Republican Nelson Rockefeller's 1968 presidential bid. He also passed tax and judicial reforms, tough anti-pollution laws and the first open-housing law in the state, while repealing anti-miscegenation statutes. However, the riots following Martin Luther King's death remade Agnew into a hardcore "law and order" Republican. He blamed Baltimore's black leaders for the riots, berating them in a face-to-face talk. This attracted Nixon's attention, and selected Agnew as running mate over better-known candidates like Rockefeller and Mark Hatfield, deemed too liberal for the GOP base.
Agnew spent Nixon's first term denouncing the Administration's opponents, especially anti-war liberals and the media, in speeches as alliterative as they were insulting. Agnew's speechwriters (including Pat Buchanan and William Safire) fed him colorful insults, branding Nixon's enemies "an effete corps of impudent snobs" and "nattering nabobs of negativism." In particular, Agnew's November 13th, 1969 speech attacking the liberal media is considered a cornerstone of conservative complaints about media bias.
Left to his own devices, Agnew was prone to crude gaffes like "If you've seen one slum, you've seen them all" and calling an Asian-American reporter a "fat Jap." Like most Vice Presidents, Agnew played no role in shaping actual policy, and he and the President became estranged. Nixon tried dumping Agnew from the ticket in 1972 until realizing that his beloved Silent Majority liked Agnew more than him!
Agnew's antics also inspired the Spiro Agnew watch, a classic piece of kitsch that remains a popular collector's item.
Although much given to manly posturing against the enemies of law and order, etc., Agnew's June 19, 1972 response to efforts by Nixon White House staffer Jeb Stuart Magruder to talk about the details of the Watergate break-in before it exploded in the faces of the administration was neither politically fearless nor a stern committment to the rule of law. He said, "I don't think we ought to discuss it again, in that case." So well done, Mr. Agnew. America knew that it could count on you when the chips were down.
After leaving office, Agnew went into private business, spending his free time golfing with Frank Sinatra (who paid his bail money). Agnew wrote a memoir claiming that Nixon not only engineered his tax scandal to distract from Watergate, but had Alexander Haig threaten Agnew with murder if he didn't resign. The fact that Nixon resigned anyway, and Agnew remained alive after disclosing this, undermined his credibility just a smidge. He also wrote a novel, The Canfield Decision, an erotic thriller where a heroic Vice President saves the world from a Jewish-Arab-liberal conspiracy.
- Spiro Agnew. Britannica. Retrieved March 17, 2021.
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- Nixon wanted former Democrat John Connolly, recipient of the magic bullet, as his heir and successor.
- Keith W. Olson. 2003. Watergate: The Presidential Scandal That Shook America. Lawrence, KS: University Press of Kansas.
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