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Gentlemen! I will cogitate your precious glycerin, enabling me to destroy Richard Dawkins on the internet. You should all be smashing over Operation copy-paste, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Gentlemen who purport to be rational,

User: Conservative learns somewhat libertarian on the political compass, whereas there are many authoritarian admins at RationalWiki. RationalWiki is doing a poor job at combatting authoritarianism! your criticisms are increasingly tedious. In regards to the matter of evolution and obesity, you foolishly disregard the simple fact that that many at the so called "Rational"wiki are not exactly fond of me. In fact, by the time I've finished in regards to this Operation, it is likely the Media will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Four-slice Toasters is gathering steam!!! It's clear that evolutionists will be running for the hills in regards to their Google rankings, which will likely be going rapidly downhill in the not too distant future. Sincerely,

Conservative

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Usage[edit]

Is your talk page lacking Ken's idiotic blathering? Try the {{Kenquote}} template!

How to use the template:

  • If you'd like Ken to address a particular gentlemen: {{kenquote|gent=user's name}}.
  • To change what the fuck Ken is talking about, and what he's connecting it to: {{kenquote|subject1=whatever|subject2=something}}.
  • To input your own name for his idiotic operation: {{kenquote|operation=operation name}}.
  • To turn off the kenpics: {{kenquote|kenpics=}} (i.e., with no value after the = sign).
  • To indent the message: {{kenquote|dent=:}}, or however many colons you need to indent it by.
  • You can use these options in any combination. Otherwise, {{kenquote}} blathers on however he chooses.

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