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Gentlemen! I will baste your precious Wii, enabling me to destroy RationalWiki on the internet. You should all be buttfucking over Operation goat-botherer, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!

I just say your last post, your comments in regards to my mental health are less than churlish. Speaking of homosexuality and atheism, you haven't shown that this is merely a fraction of what I believe operations flying fortresses and grassroots will produce. In fact, by Adolph Hitler's birthday, it is likely the pearl-clutching pansies at RationalWiki will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Antelopes is gathering steam!!! Wait until the heavy artillery portion of this campaign starts raining down!!! Sincerely,

Conservative

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Usage[edit]

Is your talk page lacking Ken's idiotic blathering? Try the {{Kenquote}} template!

How to use the template:

  • If you'd like Ken to address a particular gentlemen: {{kenquote|gent=user's name}}.
  • To change what the fuck Ken is talking about, and what he's connecting it to: {{kenquote|subject1=whatever|subject2=something}}.
  • To input your own name for his idiotic operation: {{kenquote|operation=operation name}}.
  • To turn off the kenpics: {{kenquote|kenpics=}} (i.e., with no value after the = sign).
  • To indent the message: {{kenquote|dent=:}}, or however many colons you need to indent it by.
  • You can use these options in any combination. Otherwise, {{kenquote}} blathers on however he chooses.

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