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Gentlemen! I will sacrifice your precious chessboard, enabling me to destroy RW pansies on the internet. You should all be foraging over Operation horse, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Dear Gentlemen,

Given your great penchant to hide you head in the sand and ignore reality - your comments in regards to Machismo are very ridiculous. In regards to the subject of atheism and spontaneous combustion and the French Revolution, you omit that it is common for skeptics to claim that Paul or Peter did not write such and such New Testament book but they were written by others who assumed their name. In fact, by Adolph Hitler's birthday, it is likely the Media will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Gumball Machines is gathering steam!!! Now that Wikipedia has an article on "desecularization", the "Growth of religion" and "Postsecularism", isn't it time to fly the flag of surrender and shut down this wiki? Wikipedia was founded by an atheist and agnostic. Sincerely,

Conservative

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Usage[edit]

Is your talk page lacking Ken's idiotic blathering? Try the {{Kenquote}} template!

How to use the template:

  • If you'd like Ken to address a particular gentlemen: {{kenquote|gent=user's name}}.
  • To change what the fuck Ken is talking about, and what he's connecting it to: {{kenquote|subject1=whatever|subject2=something}}.
  • To input your own name for his idiotic operation: {{kenquote|operation=operation name}}.
  • To turn off the kenpics: {{kenquote|kenpics=}} (i.e., with no value after the = sign).
  • To indent the message: {{kenquote|dent=:}}, or however many colons you need to indent it by.
  • You can use these options in any combination. Otherwise, {{kenquote}} blathers on however he chooses.

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