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Gentlemen! I will zap your precious option, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be toasting over Operation rollerblade, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Gentlemen at a rather liberal website,

I have found the cp:atheists paradise! Behold: [1]. Perhaps if atheists drank more Slim Fast and less beer the could be as fit and attractive as Christians! And maybe they would not lack machismo! your replies are increasingly tedious. As per Richard Dawkins and peanut butter and domestic violence, you fail to realize that the claim of "Clinging to old Alexa stats" is now false. In fact, by next Ides of March, it is likely Richard Dawkins will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Flying Fortresses is gathering steam!!! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Sincerely,

KD Buffalo

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Usage[edit]

Is your talk page lacking Ken's idiotic blathering? Try the {{Kenquote}} template!

How to use the template:

  • If you'd like Ken to address a particular gentlemen: {{kenquote|gent=user's name}}.
  • To change what the fuck Ken is talking about, and what he's connecting it to: {{kenquote|subject1=whatever|subject2=something}}.
  • To input your own name for his idiotic operation: {{kenquote|operation=operation name}}.
  • To turn off the kenpics: {{kenquote|kenpics=}} (i.e., with no value after the = sign).
  • To indent the message: {{kenquote|dent=:}}, or however many colons you need to indent it by.
  • You can use these options in any combination. Otherwise, {{kenquote}} blathers on however he chooses.

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