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Fun:Ken Quote Generator

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Gentlemen! I will riot your precious raccoon, enabling me to destroy RationalWiki on the internet. You should all be complementing over Operation guru, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Gentlemen, behold!

It appears to be likely that your thoughts are quite tedious. When it comes to atheism and bestiality and the French Revolution, I would also point out that if you could be more sensible it would be appreciated. In fact, by the time the secret liberal shadow governent is destroyed, it is likely the pearl-clutching pansies at RationalWiki will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Big Sky Trooper is gathering steam!!! Beware the Ides of March! Sincerely,

Conservative

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Usage[edit]

Is your talk page lacking Ken's idiotic blathering? Try the {{Kenquote}} template!

How to use the template:

  • If you'd like Ken to address a particular gentlemen: {{kenquote|gent=user's name}}.
  • To change what the fuck Ken is talking about, and what he's connecting it to: {{kenquote|subject1=whatever|subject2=something}}.
  • To input your own name for his idiotic operation: {{kenquote|operation=operation name}}.
  • To turn off the kenpics: {{kenquote|kenpics=}} (i.e., with no value after the = sign).
  • To indent the message: {{kenquote|dent=:}}, or however many colons you need to indent it by.
  • You can use these options in any combination. Otherwise, {{kenquote}} blathers on however he chooses.

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