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Gentlemen! I will fumble your precious tire, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be quantifying over Operation cuddly toy, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Gentleman Anonymous User,

It does seem that your liberal comments are slightly misplaced. In regards to the matter of feminism and Google search rankings, you neglect that this is merely a fraction of what I believe operations flying fortresses and grassroots will produce. In fact, by the time you've finished reading this, it is likely Liberal Panty-waists will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Alacrity is gathering steam!!! Wait until the heavy artillery portion of this campaign starts raining down!!! Sincerely,

A user of the Conservative account

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Usage[edit]

Is your talk page lacking Ken's idiotic blathering? Try the {{Kenquote}} template!

How to use the template:

  • If you'd like Ken to address a particular gentlemen: {{kenquote|gent=user's name}}.
  • To change what the fuck Ken is talking about, and what he's connecting it to: {{kenquote|subject1=whatever|subject2=something}}.
  • To input your own name for his idiotic operation: {{kenquote|operation=operation name}}.
  • To turn off the kenpics: {{kenquote|kenpics=}} (i.e., with no value after the = sign).
  • To indent the message: {{kenquote|dent=:}}, or however many colons you need to indent it by.
  • You can use these options in any combination. Otherwise, {{kenquote}} blathers on however he chooses.

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