Fun talk:Ken Quote Generator

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I must complain I don't see the word likely once. - User 20:09, 3 March 2009 (EST)

Is there a feature to display a random video on Youtube? If so, maybe we should turn the entire thing into a link for said feature. The EmperorKneel before Zod! 20:20, 3 March 2009 (EST)

It now has 530 views and 30 page edits. Soon, Ken will be completely falsified!! The EmperorKneel before Zod! 21:06, 3 March 2009 (EST)

HAH! I was JUST gonna start making a Ken Generator! Way to steal my thunder, Gentleman Emperor! ;) --Purple George!YossieSpring in Fialta 23:02, 3 March 2009 (EST) PS: Oh, it was Weaseloid. He beat me by significantly more time than first thought!
Is there any way to make it edit itself ten times each time it's loaded? ħumanUser talk:Human 23:35, 3 March 2009 (EST)
Wow, I came here to suggest that we should add a random Youtube video with every quote, and I see I have been beaten to it. Touche. SirChuckBCall the FBI 23:35, 3 March 2009 (EST)

I see how this works...

Gentlemen! I will vote your precious error, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be meditating over Operation lawnmower, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Gentleman So and So

Perhaps you thought that was a masterful rebuttal. However, your opinions are very unsurprising. As far as my obsession with all things homosexual and my being firmly in the closet, you don't include that Richard Dawkins refused to debate a creationist. In fact, by next Sunday, it is likely RationalWiki will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Grassroots is gathering steam!!! I'm off to skewer the sacred cows of evolutionism. Sincerely,

A user of the Conservative account

Awesome. But can we make it so all we have to do is type in something like {{Kenquote}} rather than the rather long name of this page? --Purple George!YossieSpring in Fialta 00:28, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Some of the material[edit]

Does Ken ever use the word censor? I always thought that was Andy's hobby-horse I thought Ken was more under the delusion that everyone was reading his opinion and agreeing. - User 00:29, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Also there is no mention of things soaring up the search engine starting with G. - User 00:30, 4 March 2009 (EST)

To get a feel here is the current Gentlemen:


I think some liberals are doing a poor analysis of Conservapedia. Please look at CP's 2 year track record as far as monthly visitors:

Liberals have failed to kill CP and it is on a upswing in terms of monthly visitors according to: (see 2 year history) and

According to this website in the last 2 weeks or so CP has moved up one ranking for this Google search which is an issue near and dear to liberals. We are now generally ranked #11 or #12 for this search whereas about 2 weeks or so we ranked #12 or #13.

It will be quite interesting to see what happens if Conservapedia obtains a top 10 ranking for the above search. :)

We need to get it closer to this. - User 00:34, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Yet when you type in evolution into the search box, CP doesn't turn up at all. . . --Input The ResistorOutput 19:09, 4 March 2009 (EST)
All he has done set it to the page it is on, usual the second page results 11-20. I still find it amusing that he say it is 11 or 12 and even clicking his link I see 16 or 17. - User 19:55, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Couldn't help myself...[edit]

Template talk:Kenquote. --Purple George!YossieSpring in Fialta 01:01, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Very nice!-- Antifly Now with 50% less retirement! 19:00, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Do you think he was crying...[edit] he typed this? - User 01:15, 4 March 2009 (EST)

Good, but...[edit]

It needs pictures!-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 04:27, 4 March 2009 (EST)

What's next?[edit]

Will we do another generator? If so, who for? Personally, I think Karajou. Theemperor

Just wanted to say...[edit]

...I didn't think it was possible to make a non-Andy Quote Generator but you guys impressed me again. Good job. NightFlare 17:05, 4 March 2009 (EST)

If you could figure out how to generate the quote so that the quote generator took twelve edits (as shown in recent changes) to show up...then you'd really have something! 19:16, 4 March 2009 (EST) CЯacke®

New Material[edit]

Hi Ken, in case you're wondering, I was the one who added all those wonderful new quotes of yours... I would also like to suggest that in regards to this quote generator, I think it's funnier if we troll through old forums and put in actual quotes (like we do with Andy) rather than making shit up ourselves... But that is just my opinion. SirChuckBCall the FBI 21:35, 4 March 2009 (EST)

I keep thinking that when I see the "operations" - Ken is funny enough on his own, can't we just use the ones he is running? Also, this should be linked from the operations segment I think. ħumanUser talk:Human 21:37, 4 March 2009 (EST)
Yes, sorry, I agree. I'm guilty of making up batshit insane operation titles in regards to the Gentleman's operations in regards to the Google rankings of his articles in the major search engines on the internet. DogP 22:26, 4 March 2009 (EST)
The operations are the only part I'm a little lenient on just because, assuming we don't go overboard, it can lead to some very funny combinations.... But the other stuff should be legit (or at least close enough to seem legit) SirChuckBCall the FBI 22:30, 4 March 2009 (EST)



As I have stated at Conservapedia, the new Ken quote Generator has over 850 pageviews. Concerning quote generators and Ken, you omit that we have had over 50 page edits. In fact, by the time you've finished reading this, it is likely my quote generator will have over 1000 views and edits. :) :) :)

Rest assured, soon my rather unseaworthy boat of creationism will be hit by the waves of {{kenquote}}!!!



I <3 you. --Purple George!YossieSpring in Fialta 22:52, 4 March 2009 (EST)


What about an option for him to address his quote to 'Andy' instead of Gentlemen? I'm a big fan of his occasional postings to Andy's talk page, which are otherwise exactly the same as his other communications.-- Kriss AkabusiAAAWOOOGAAAR!!1 05:16, 5 March 2009 (EST)

"KrissAkabusiAwoogar" (inappropriate name), I skimmed through your recent edits and I think several of your postings are an example of liberal deceit, so there's a 95% chance you're a second generation atheist. You are in complete denial that that capital punishment deters incest. Got news for you: Wikipedia is the house of atheism on the internet, and it's going the way of East Germany. By the way, if you have influence with other wikis you might persuade them to abandon their burdensome "copyleft" or gdfl licensing requirements. Next you can predictably insist on your liberal last wordism.--Aschlafly 19:25, 26 March 2023 (UTC)
Gentlemen! I will extrude your precious gymnasium, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be hearing over Operation poodle, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Gentleman Aschlafly,

It is possibly the case that your comments in regards to homeschooling on the internet are increasingly amusing. Regarding Penn Jillette and deception, you ignore the fact that if you could be more sensible it would be appreciated. In fact, by the first quarter of the calendar year of 2013, it is likely the pearl-clutching pansies at RationalWiki will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Turkey Baster is gathering steam!!! Lastly, a certain campaign is still in its infancy. Sincerely,

A user of the Conservative account


How do I get to the {{Kenpics}} template? How do we edit the text? DogP 13:31, 5 March 2009 (EST)

heres a link I just used some random word generators for now. Feel free to make a few changes. SirChuckBCall the FBI 13:34, 5 March 2009 (EST)
This is what I love about that Kenpics generator. I just got that caption "Gentlemen! I will assassinate your precious frying pan, enabling me to destroy Atheism on the internet. You should all be exercising over our new operation" Under a picture of Andy.... You can't beat that. SirChuckBCall the FBI 23:23, 5 March 2009 (EST)
I just had a pic of Andy with a caption threatening to masturbate our precious Texas. I can't unsee that. --Kels 13:09, 15 March 2009 (EDT)

I got one showing a picture of a communist threatening to neuter our precious Andrew Schlafly, which is far more epic win than yours. The EmperorKneel before Zod! 13:20, 15 March 2009 (EDT)

typo plz to fix?[edit]

"internetIn fact," ħumanUser talk:Human 03:46, 15 March 2009 (EDT)


I'd like to thank whatever genius made this. I just discovered it and it made me spit things through things.-Diadochus 00:18, 23 April 2009 (EDT)


Is there a way we could make it so the title of the page randomly displays in the Kendoll style? Like, "Gentlemen-I-have-hallway-to-recollect-about!!!", as he often titles his shout outs. Is that feasible and/or amusing enough to do? --Purple George!YossieSpring in Fialta 21:12, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

It ought to be doable, I think that command can go anywhere on a page. It might be a bit weird though for people who aren't reading anywhere near the kenquoted section. As if our talk pages aren't weird already, of course. ħumanUser talk:Human 21:17, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh, no I just mean on the main quote generator page. I think it'd be easy enough to <noinclude> whatever coding would go into it. (Not that that wouldn't add a whole other level to the discourse around here...)--Purple George!YossieSpring in Fialta 21:25, 3 May 2009 (UTC)


It appears (on my PC at least) that the random choices are only working for the first instance of each one. I believe that this was caused by the MW upgrade. Can someone fix it please?  Lily Inspirate me. 06:30, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Try putting a "blank" parameter before the closing brackets, like {{Kenquote|}} to force re-parsing with each instance. ħumanUser talk:Human 21:08, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry bout that[edit]

I tried to insert a funny phrase, but I accidentally fucked it up, so I reverted my own edits. Moderateman3345 (talk) 00:05, 6 September 2011 (UTC)

Wait, what?[edit]

Feeling left out of the joke here. It seems amusing but who or what is this Ken? --Pex (talk) 20:25, 3 December 2013 (UTC)

You'll wish you hadn't asked. Abandon hope all ye who click here. SophieWilderModerator 21:47, 3 December 2013 (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You monster, Sophie! PowderSmokeAndLeather: Say something once, why say it again?.Moderator 22:41, 3 December 2013 (UTC)
Now that I have glanced upon the void and felt it gazing back at me I find myself asking: what did I hope to learn, indeed, that I did not already know! --Pex (talk) 22:46, 3 December 2013 (UTC)


Does 'Ken' (Who - Clarke/Dodd/Livingstone/plastic etc) address only a 'particular gentleman', or should there be a wider range of addressees? Anna Livia (talk) 14:26, 12 April 2019 (UTC)