User:Colonel of Squirrels

Acorns and walnuts This user lives in the best damn country on Earth, and you better believe it! This user has 3 blocks on Conservapedia. This user is real, but TK thought s/he was someone's sock. This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species. This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-5.12,-5.95). Freedom of speech can be dangerous, but must be upheld by every one of us. This user believes in equal rights for gay men & women: let's hear it for Lawrence v. Texas! This user believes in universal healthcare This user tries to remember the overarching message of Jesus: Tolerance and Love. 中 This user is a Sinophile. "Imagination is more important than knowledge."

D.J. a/k/a "Colonel of Squirrels" is the Commanding Officer of the 1st Foraging and Scampering Brigade at Lawrence, Kansas. Currently on reserve after a brief assignment in East Asia as part of the Scuridae Officer Exchange.

~A blind squirrel can still find a nut, but a sighted nut can't find a damn thing~

But Seriously...

I don't even remember how I found this site, but it had something to do with Conservapedia. I rediscovered it while I was living overseas (Way too much time on my hands back then...I kid! I love you all). Right now, I'm attempting to transmit my wealth of information on crazy-ass pundits (mostly wingnuts) to the site.

On Conservapedia

I edited Conservapedia as Wuhao1911 for around five months. On March 30, I revealed myself as a parodist. In response, they deleted much of my more recently added material, including several relatively high-quality articles. The amount of bullshit that's still over there is staggering.

My Contributions to RW

Pages I created or expanded:

• Ann Althouse
• Andrew Breitbart
• Andrew Wakefield
• Andy Kadir-Buxton
• Castillo v. Texas
• Daniel Pipes
• David Brooks
• Ed Brayton
• Erick Erickson
• Friedman Unit
• Indigo child
• International Transformation Network
• Jonah Goldberg
• Kadir-Buxton Method
• Lee Siegel
• Megan McArdle
• Michelle Malkin
• Mount Vernon Statement
• Pajamas Media
• Pamela Geller
• People United Means Action
• Push poll
• Ross Douthat
• Whitey tape
• Wingnut welfare

Gratuitous Self-Promotion

I've recently started producing some videos, in the vein of the old "dramatic readings." They're admittedly amateurish in production quality, but I hope they are at least amusing.