User:Javascap/Colbert andy

BINGO!

If you don't fix the z-index of that psychedelic dancing milk I'm going to go insane

^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 20:24, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

The bingo template

Do you know how it should work? Since no one else is working on it I figured I would take a crack at it, but I have no idea what to do. Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 21:04, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

Here is what whould happen: By editing template:bingospace you add to the options that can show up on the template:Bingo card itself. The Bingo template chooses 25 random bingo spaces, quite possibly choosing the same one more than once, but the odds of that decrease with more additions..

Is there any way to set the template so that it does not repeat? Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 21:10, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

The <choose> option randomly grabs one available option, there is no way I know of to restrict it from possibly choosing the same option twice. ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ My computer has two mowses! 21:12, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

Hmm...in that case I'm not sure what to do. Well for the time being I'll add the options from Wodewick's bingo card to template:bingospace and then try to figure something out. Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 21:15, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

As I did say, as more options become available, the odds of it choosing the same two do decrease. I am going to grab some choice options from the Aassfly generator and place those in. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ would rather be hated for who he is than loved for who he is not 21:17, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

I could write a perl script (or a BASIC program, for that matter), that would fill in the 24 squares randomly using each choice once. But 1) it wouldn't execute properly even if I 2) was able to write it in the next 6 hours. What I did was grab the image above, and move some squares around and print it for meself. ħuman 21:51, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

I suggest using the bingo template, and for any dupe entries, the user gets to choose their own replacement from the list or their own choice? Oh, and isn't the center square supposed to be "FREE"? ħuman 21:55, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

So here it is!

Wikipedia = gossip	liberal claptrap	deny or undeniable	last word	admit it
credibility	Invisible hand	professor	tip of my hat	there's a 95% chance
Invisible hand	ALL HAIL JESUS	FREE!	Lenski	Conservative Bible project
there's a 95% chance	atheism	school prayer	evolutionary theory	Hell
obvious to me	over-reliance on mockery	public schooling	geometric	scientist

Click for a new sheet.

I made mine. It's got two "Wikipedia = gossip"s, I'll replace one with a "tip of my hat". ħuman 03:51, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm not even going to bother with the bingo game. I'm just excited for the hilarity about to ensue (hopefully). Aboriginal Noise ^{Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans?} 03:59, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I have mine printed out... what does that say about me? Javasca₧ hi there! 04:21, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

That you are looking forward to this as much as I am, just with a bingo card in front of you. If you have a dauber, that is overkill. Aboriginal Noise ^{Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans?} 04:23, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Comedy Central is a conspiracy -- who knew?

Ms Garrison just accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster while on a date with Richard Dawkins. I sense a theme building here. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 03:28, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

COUNTDOWN: LESS THAN 45 MINUTES TO THE APPEARANCE BY CONSERVAPEDIA ON THE COLBERT REPORT!!! ħuman 03:49, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Is this where the party is? Am I early? DickTurpis (talk) 04:05, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Have some Scotch on me. Urp. ħuman 04:07, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm not at home (don't have cable), so I'm unusually scotchless. It's beer for me tonight. DickTurpis (talk) 04:10, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Welcome Colbert Report Viewers.
Please make general comments here: Colbert_Report_Viewers
See the free courses here: Conservapedia:Index
View the Conservative Bible Project or comment on it here.

COUNTDOWN: LESS THAN 30 MINUTES TO THE APPEARANCE BY CONSERVAPEDIA ON THE COLBERT REPORT!!!

Hilarity ensues, I love it when Stewert points out the insanity of people. That one about the woman pissing about Czars... oh wow ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ sysop and 'crat! (does it matter?) 04:20, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

COUNTDOWN: 10 minutes to Andrew Schlafly Conservapedia appearing on Colbert

So where is everyone? DickTurpis (talk) 04:20, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Oooooooo....Huckabee!! DickTurpis (talk) 04:22, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I have to agree with Huckabee, he had no way of knowing that guy would just go out and shoot a cop. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ duuudddeee... 04:28, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Is it just me or has he put a bit of his old weight back on? DickTurpis (talk) 04:29, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't blame Huckster for that act. I think it's a great example of the hypocrisy of the right though.... Willie Horton anyone? SirChuckB^{HITWIN FOR PRESIDENT!} 04:37, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

During the Show

Snip at the fly!!!! :D ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ edits from 237.155.198.243 04:32, 9 December 2009 (UTC) Colbert just mentioned Hell. Andy must have a boner. DickTurpis (talk) 04:34, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

And well-connected... wowie, Andy must be twitching... ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ I saw a frying pan through here... 04:35, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Looks like Andy is the main guest. Awesome. DickTurpis (talk) 04:40, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm set to cap but where should I put this shit? or should I even bother? ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 04:41, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Sanders did indeed come up first, I can't believe Andy is the major guest... :D ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ my sig is my own opiate! 04:42, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Neveruse, feel free to provide a link to it, and if you take a picture, just plop it on this page. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ f m D t s E G f m S m I g z a I w P d d 04:42, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Can I upload video to RW? ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 04:45, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I don't know. (BTW, I am liking the Sanders so far) ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ mrh braaargh hrugh bruh rurgh! 04:46, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Andy cleared out the CBP talk page without archiving it prior to the show. Aboriginal Noise ^{Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans?} 04:47, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Did he deep burn or just wipe clean? --Opcn (talk) 04:49, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

No shit? Ace^{of Spades} 04:49, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Just a wipe, the page is blank. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ do do da de do da de 04:50, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

He archived it. My bad. Aboriginal Noise ^{Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans?} 04:50, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Don't see one for his Talk Page still.Netharian^{Cubicles are prisons!} 04:51, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Mark off WP=gossip and abortion on your cards. DickTurpis (talk) 04:53, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I looked at the history, and Andy hasn't been archiving his talk page for a long time. He just wipes it every once in a while. Oh, well. Coarb (talk) 04:54, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

It has begun!

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!

And instantly CP goes down! --Opcn (talk) 04:52, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

God it's such a nerd. Netharian^{Cubicles are prisons!} 04:53, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Andy looked like an idiot backing up from every point--Thanatos (talk) 04:57, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

"Respectfully removed from the site." Quoth the Schlafly. Aboriginal Noise ^{Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans?} 05:02, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

And "2+2=4". Aboriginal Noise ^{Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans?} 05:04, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

RationalWiki is sure running slow. The server load, according to the Tech Blog, is 5.12 (Very high!). I reckon it is people looking "Andrew Schlafly" up on Google and getting us as the second link. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ no hell below him 05:07, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I almost got a BINGO, I jsut didn't get 95%... ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ would rather be hated for who he is than loved for who he is not 05:07, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Did anyone else think elitist when Andy said "best of the public?"--Thanatos (talk) 05:34, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I enjoyed the irony... Javasca₧ edits from 183.119.146.234 05:35, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

2+2=4 rolled me over for the stupidity. ħuman 06:35, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Dammit Human, look at what you spilled all over my porch... is that yellow?! Javasca₧ don't cast the first stone, and I won't throw it back 06:40, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Also, I puked over the invitation to edit. User sign-up is turned off already. Andy is such a loozer, I hope Colbert does a follow up. ħuman 06:43, 9 December 2009 (UTC)