User:Javascap/Colbert andy

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Call it when you get it[edit]

Oh come all ye jovial Colbert Partiers[edit]

If you don't fix the z-index of that psychedelic dancing milk I'm going to go insane[edit]

— Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 20:24, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

The bingo template[edit]

Do you know how it should work? Since no one else is working on it I figured I would take a crack at it, but I have no idea what to do. Tetronian you're clueless 21:04, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

Here is what whould happen: By editing template:bingospace you add to the options that can show up on the template:Bingo card itself. The Bingo template chooses 25 random bingo spaces, quite possibly choosing the same one more than once, but the odds of that decrease with more additions..
Is there any way to set the template so that it does not repeat? Tetronian you're clueless 21:10, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
The <choose> option randomly grabs one available option, there is no way I know of to restrict it from possibly choosing the same option twice. ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ wasn't me! 21:12, 8 December 2009 (UTC) that case I'm not sure what to do. Well for the time being I'll add the options from Wodewick's bingo card to template:bingospace and then try to figure something out. Tetronian you're clueless 21:15, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
As I did say, as more options become available, the odds of it choosing the same two do decrease. I am going to grab some choice options from the Aassfly generator and place those in. ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ the most colourful sig on RationalWiki! 21:17, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
I could write a perl script (or a BASIC program, for that matter), that would fill in the 24 squares randomly using each choice once. But 1) it wouldn't execute properly even if I 2) was able to write it in the next 6 hours. What I did was grab the image above, and move some squares around and print it for meself. ħumanUser talk:Human 21:51, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

I suggest using the bingo template, and for any dupe entries, the user gets to choose their own replacement from the list or their own choice? Oh, and isn't the center square supposed to be "FREE"? ħumanUser talk:Human 21:55, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

So here it is![edit]

geometric admit it thrill out of deceit SATANIST CONSPIRACY deceit
free will Wikipedia liberal claptrap denial Invisible hand
ALL HAIL JESUS thrill out of deceit FREE! usefulness of science learn
atheism predictable deceit formidable opponent public schooling
evolutionary theory learn Wikipedia denial ALL HAIL JESUS

Click for a new sheet.

I made mine. It's got two "Wikipedia = gossip"s, I'll replace one with a "tip of my hat". ħumanUser talk:Human 03:51, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
I'm not even going to bother with the bingo game. I'm just excited for the hilarity about to ensue (hopefully). Aboriginal Noise Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans? 03:59, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
I have mine printed out... what does that say about me? Javasca₧ I saw a computer relative to here... 04:21, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
That you are looking forward to this as much as I am, just with a bingo card in front of you. If you have a dauber, that is overkill. Aboriginal Noise Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans? 04:23, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Comedy Central is a conspiracy -- who knew?[edit]

Ms Garrison just accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster while on a date with Richard Dawkins. I sense a theme building here. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 03:28, 9 December 2009 (UTC)


Is this where the party is? Am I early? DickTurpis (talk) 04:05, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Have some Scotch on me. Urp. ħumanUser talk:Human 04:07, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
I'm not at home (don't have cable), so I'm unusually scotchless. It's beer for me tonight. DickTurpis (talk) 04:10, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Welcome Colbert Report Viewers.
Please make general comments here: Colbert_Report_Viewers
See the free courses here: Conservapedia:Index
View the Conservative Bible Project or comment on it here.


Hilarity ensues, I love it when Stewert points out the insanity of people. That one about the woman pissing about Czars... oh wow ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ Banhammer, Renamer, and Goat 04:20, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

COUNTDOWN: 10 minutes to Andrew Schlafly Conservapedia appearing on Colbert

So where is everyone? DickTurpis (talk) 04:20, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Oooooooo....Huckabee!! DickTurpis (talk) 04:22, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
I have to agree with Huckabee, he had no way of knowing that guy would just go out and shoot a cop. Javasca₧ wasn't me! 04:28, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Is it just me or has he put a bit of his old weight back on? DickTurpis (talk) 04:29, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I don't blame Huckster for that act. I think it's a great example of the hypocrisy of the right though.... Willie Horton anyone? SirChuckBA product of Affirmative Action 04:37, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

During the Show[edit]

Snip at the fly!!!! :D Javasca₧ deceiving Conservatives! 04:32, 9 December 2009 (UTC) Colbert just mentioned Hell. Andy must have a boner. DickTurpis (talk) 04:34, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

And well-connected... wowie, Andy must be twitching... ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ What the hELL is that P at the end of my sig?! 04:35, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Looks like Andy is the main guest. Awesome. DickTurpis (talk) 04:40, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm set to cap but where should I put this shit? or should I even bother? — Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 04:41, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Sanders did indeed come up first, I can't believe Andy is the major guest... :D ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ no really. 04:42, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Neveruse, feel free to provide a link to it, and if you take a picture, just plop it on this page. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ current location: thereabouts the godforsaken daydream 04:42, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Can I upload video to RW? — Sincerely, Neveruse513 / Talk / Block 04:45, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
I don't know. (BTW, I am liking the Sanders so far) Javasca₧ duuudddeee... 04:46, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Andy cleared out the CBP talk page without archiving it prior to the show. Aboriginal Noise Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans? 04:47, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Did he deep burn or just wipe clean? --Opcn (talk) 04:49, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
No shit? Aceof Spades 04:49, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Just a wipe, the page is blank. Javasca₧ whats up? 04:50, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
He archived it. My bad. Aboriginal Noise Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans? 04:50, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Don't see one for his Talk Page still.NetharianCubicles are prisons! 04:51, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Mark off WP=gossip and abortion on your cards. DickTurpis (talk) 04:53, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

I looked at the history, and Andy hasn't been archiving his talk page for a long time. He just wipes it every once in a while. Oh, well. Coarb (talk) 04:54, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

It has begun![edit]


And instantly CP goes down! --Opcn (talk) 04:52, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
God it's such a nerd. NetharianCubicles are prisons! 04:53, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Andy looked like an idiot backing up from every point--Thanatos (talk) 04:57, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
"Respectfully removed from the site." Quoth the Schlafly. Aboriginal Noise Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans? 05:02, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
And "2+2=4". Aboriginal Noise Oh, you want to hit people with garbage cans? 05:04, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
RationalWiki is sure running slow. The server load, according to the Tech Blog, is 5.12 (Very high!). I reckon it is people looking "Andrew Schlafly" up on Google and getting us as the second link. ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ Banhammer, Renamer, and Goat 05:07, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
I almost got a BINGO, I jsut didn't get 95%... Javasca₧ do do da de do da de 05:07, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Did anyone else think elitist when Andy said "best of the public?"--Thanatos (talk) 05:34, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
I enjoyed the irony... Javasca₧ I saw a microcosm beneath here... 05:35, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
2+2=4 rolled me over for the stupidity. ħumanUser talk:Human 06:35, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Dammit Human, look at what you spilled all over my porch... is that yellow?! ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ I know Anonymous user swirls on xenomorphs. 06:40, 9 December 2009 (UTC)
Also, I puked over the invitation to edit. User sign-up is turned off already. Andy is such a loozer, I hope Colbert does a follow up. ħumanUser talk:Human 06:43, 9 December 2009 (UTC)