User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive10

Hello!

Hello and thanks for the welcome! How come I became Sysop so quickly and painlessly? :P Anyway, I'll write something in my profile ASAP :) --Maquissar (talk) 22:02, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Ahhh because you are a good chap who does stuff. Aceⁱ⁹ 22:11, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Hi buddy

Hi buddy. I'm around. 22:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Unfortunately I have quite a lot on at the moment. Job hunting....Aceⁱ⁹ 22:32, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

One of Us! One of Us!

It is alright to admit you can't do it on your own. You can come home and we won't think any less of you for it. All you have to do is say sorry and we will let you in. Imagine it, Ace McWicked Senator for New Zealand. - π 21:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

'Kinell! I didn't know it had even been mooted. Don't do it NZ. You're a beautiful country & don't need it. 21:34, 14 March 2010 (UTC) ^Contribs_Talk

You'll get lower taxes. - π 21:47, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Sure we'll get lower taxes but the NZ collective IQ will also get dramatically lowered and we'll also have to face the collective scorn towards Australians by the rest of the world. Aceⁱ⁹ 22:45, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

It would be much fairer, that way fellow New Zealand's can contribute to the dole payments of Kiwi's living on the beaches in Sydney. - π 00:30, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

So wait, a pretend continent takes over a few barely-mapped islands a thousand miles away and is going to ship cash to them? Somehow I doubt it. Face it, all they want is flightless bird eggs with no tariffs. ħuman 01:05, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

If NZ becomes a state of Australia, then yes. - π 03:25, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Cheap eggs, yes! Virtually content-free article, not so much. Free the whales! ħuman 03:30, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

I keep up with US politics, so you can learn a bit about Australian. The Australian Federal Government collects revenue through its Goods and Services Tax (GST). This money is not spent by the federal government, it is given to the states based on a little understood sharing program. The sharing is not dollar for dollar because nobody tracks back where it all came from. So it is proportioned out based on population and the always mysterious Commonwealth Grants Commission, which is suppose to be one infrastructure needs. (Each according to their abilities, each according to their needs). The scheme overall ends up shifting tax money from the larger economies to subsidies the smaller economies. NSW and Qld actually both are paying in more GST than they are receiving back, but a lot of that comes from tourism the other states don't (and can't) get any way (there is only one barrier reef and one harbour). If NZ was to join Australia it would be the fourth largest state in terms of its of GDP and so along with it greater infrastructure needs (it is another island a long way away) it would probably become a GST revenue sink like Tasmania. The main advantage Australia would gain is we would have a better rugby team. - π 03:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the informative - and amusing! post. Glad to see we are all still maintaining a sense of humor over this atrocious imperial grab for cheap sheep. ħuman 06:08, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Fuck all you shifty eyed worthless Aussies. You people are a dying beed, soon to wind up as washed up petrol sniffers and cheap hacks bent on scrubbing Nicole Kidmans shiny clit so you earn a dime for some cheap Rye. Aceⁱ⁹ 06:20, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Good morning/Afternoon/Eveing Ace, and Welcome to the Controversy! Would you rather fuck a sheep or an imported kangaroo? Would you rather be a hammer or a knail? Would you rather be shot or a shotglass? ħuman 06:47, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Hi Ace!

How are things at the new place? Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 07:55, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

newer. Aceⁱ⁹ 08:02, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

Junting

What I call "job hunting." Sorry to hear that mate. Good luck. SJ ^Debaser 00:27, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

kablooey! :p

Well, that's one way to get my attention! lol :p I wrote something and hit 'save page' and my screen went kablooooey! with a bright flash, and then said 'internet explorer cannot display this page' :( I thought my PC crashed, but no, it was just my sweetie Ace saying hi with a 31 second block of love... :D love you too! Refugee^{talk page} 20:24, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

In 10 hours I jump on a plane.......this time tomorrow I'll be floating in the cyrstal clear waters of the equatorial pacific, drinking cocktails and watching the palms sway in the warm breeze....! Whoooot! xx Aceⁱ⁹ 20:26, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Hopefully not in a U.S. possession, Ace. Tahiti is ever so much more fun...more farm animals. --TK_/MyTalk^{RW User #45} 20:53, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

I would like to go to Tahiti, I have Tahitian blood in me. Never mind the farm animals, why don't you tell me more about your captivity fetish. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:58, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Extremely important Email sent.

Check your inbox. ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ In Soviet Russia, the anal chump condenses YOU! 21:08, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Please resend....I have switched from home email to work so resend. I'll respond through RW email this user. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:10, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Resent. Javasca₧ the most colourful sig on RationalWiki! 21:23, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks and yes we should however I am flying overseas this afternoon so will have to be sometime in April. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:28, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Fair enough. I look forward to then. Have a safe trip. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ I like hopeless carriages 21:34, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Have fun

Have fun, enjoy the Kava ;D. C6541 (talk) 03:30, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

I can't find my beach pistol. Aceⁱ⁹ 03:33, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Beach pistol? I have a beach lazar, and it's a chargin. C6541 (talk) 03:40, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Have a great trip! ħuman 04:14, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Whatever. Let us know when you get out of the pokey. Hoser. 15:47, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

What Nutty said, but in British English. "Enjoy your holiday, old boy, make sure you check in with us once you arrive back from your relaxing endeavours!" SJ ^Debaser 15:54, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

We're talking to ourselves. There's no internet access in the short term lockup. 16:07, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

Shame. How are you then, Nutty? SJ ^Debaser 17:24, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

You better knock this shit off right now

File:Beachtits.jpg

Hey buddy. 00:57, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

Ace is back!!!

Ace is back!!! Fuck you, Ace. Right in the ass. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 00:42, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

welcome back, Mr. McWicked. Damn yer eyes sir! ^{Ask me about your mother} 00:58, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

How's your turd cutter, buddy? 01:12, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Do you have a picture of her bum? ħuman 01:17, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Don't ask silly questions. 01:18, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

"That is not an answer!" ħuman 04:30, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Ahhhh yes, good to be home. Well tanned and quite keen to take PJR on again over his complete lack of knowledge in cosmology. Watch this (errrr, his) space......Aceⁱ⁹ 02:31, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Hello

How was the trip? Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 07:07, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

I killed like a champ and drank like a....person...who drinks lots...? Aceⁱ⁹ 09:00, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Sounds like good times. Glad you seemed to have had fun. Cheers! The Goonie Punk ^{Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!} 09:03, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Was really grand. Swam under the night sky in 30c temps under the brilliant galaxy, ate coconut, drank local beers all day, tanned myself, hunted deadly poisonous sea-creatures, sweated like a fat man under heat lamps and fucked away like a sea otter. Aceⁱ⁹ 09:07, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

P.S. Good to see you again my friend. Aceⁱ⁹ 09:08, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Has it been a week already? Christ, that went fast. You and your talk of fucking and swimming has got me on the phone to my friends trying to organise a holiday in the Med. SJ ^Debaser 23:32, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

10 days I was away for. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:40, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Thinking of you :-)

Hello my lovelovelove, I was thinking of you today, and when I do, this always comes to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-bQYbxRNsk hehe. :p Refugee^{talk page} 19:54, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Fuck, I bought a gallon of red paint at that dump and fixed up my truck, and two years later, not even, it's faded and moldy and peeling. Wtf? ħuman 05:06, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

I am well known for my low low prices. Aceⁱ⁹ 19:58, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

You're just like...you're just like...a minimall! --Kels (talk) 20:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

I always wondered what happened to the Sugar Hill Gang. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:11, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

OK, that was a really bad commerical. :D Refugee^{talk page} 20:34, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, but check out the remix! --Kels (talk) 20:44, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Can't seem to view that one: "Error 403 - Access is Forbidden. We are sorry but access to this resource is currently forbidden". :-( Refugee^{talk page} 21:18, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Huh. Well, if you're willing to brave rather dangerous waters, there's always this link. It's not marked mature or adult, so I don't see why you'd need to be a member to get in. --Kels (talk) 21:21, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

hmmm. I don't know, but this isn't my computer so maybe it's got a childsafe filter or something. Ace, I'll be leaving your page now. I'm off to indulge in a chocolate easter bunny and some marshmallow peeps - email me quick and stop me! :p Refugee^{talk page} 21:24, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

hi

trying to remove disorder reference, phone screws edits up Tweety (talk) 21:06, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

If you mean increased tendency to metal disorders as homosexuality itself may constitute a form of developmental disorder. this edit I don't see it as too problematic. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:09, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

It is homophobic and against scientific consensus Tweety (talk) 21:11, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

I don't know about it being scientific or not but its certainly not homophobic. Perhaps discuss on the talkpage? Aceⁱ⁹ 21:12, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Homosexuality is no longer consider a disorder. Additionally, it is the kind of bull spouted by homophobes, so should be kept off a rational site. Tweety (talk) 21:16, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Mentioning what has/is said about homosexuals does not always hompophobic. For example they idea of homosexual sex makes me cringe but saying that does not mean I am a homophobe. I'll see what I can do about that edit. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:19, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

I think I cleaned up the mishmash that was there enough so that it isn't homophobic. Take a look. Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 21:22, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I saw that. You satisfied the gay man before I could. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:23, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks to both of you, it is fine now. And don't worry ace, theres plenty of time to satisfy me Tweety (talk) 21:25, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

No probs. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:30, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Renaming

Could you see tothis. - π 02:04, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. - π 02:14, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

No worries. Aceⁱ⁹ 02:16, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

blogpost for Philip to ignore

Yeah, I know, I'm about done too. But this is good to talk about. Šţěŗĭļė microwave 11:01, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

He can ignore this too - Aceⁱ⁹ 20:49, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

thanks

Thanks acey <3 teh rational ghey (talk) 01:16, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Dont call me acey. Aceⁱ⁹ 02:32, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Hi Ace!

How's tricks? The Goonie 1 ^{What's this button do? Uh oh....} 03:27, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Trucking along nicely thanks. Aceⁱ⁹ 03:31, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh hi. 11:47, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations buddy!

We'll drink Mai Tais out of naked lady glasses on the beach when you get your next vacation. What the fuck happened to Partytime.png and Partytime.jpg?! 20:24, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

What?! Where the fuck are my partytime pics! Aceⁱ⁹ 20:26, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

party time!

Help:Images#Image filtering -- Nx / talk 20:28, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Nx. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:29, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

As much as I hate what you did, it's the right thing to do. I hate not seeing disgusting pictures on Ace's page tho. I really do. 21:26, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

There's an option to display them when you're logged in. -- Nx / talk 21:28, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

thanks

thanx 4 the welcome. <3 Meaghan!!!!!!!!!!!! (talk) 20:21, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

My pleasure. I am running an extremely high fever with severe aches and pains. I need some morphine and poached eggs. Will you help? Aceⁱ⁹ 20:23, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Slide a piece a the porter, drink si' run the java. Always helps me out. SJ ^Debaser 20:27, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

lol, how do you upload a picture? eggs and Advil.

Advil? Thast's cute. My man ace is impervious to paltry children's concoctions like Advil. A man of his constitution requires Strong Medication such as horse tranquilizers or extract of human pineal gland. P-Foster (talk) 20:38, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

P-Foster is right. I need something strong. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:41, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Then there's always Vicodin or even cocaine. Meaghan!!!!!!!!!!!! (talk) 20:45, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

If all else fails, there's KCl Meaghan!!!!!!!!!!!! (talk) 20:49, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Your mouth...

...how is it? P-Foster (talk) 00:55, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Hurts like a mutha fucker and on top of it I have the flu. Grrrr. Aceⁱ⁹ 00:56, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

This site has a recipe for cold water codeine extraction that worked on some really old pills. 23:01, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Pain has gone already. Just feeding the monkey. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:07, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Beer is good!

and stuff! Cheers, Ace! The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 05:39, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Why so fucking wicked?

[1] I forgot about this until now. So yeah, why so fucking Ace? SJ ^Debaser 20:52, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

Hardly needs explaining. It is plain to see that I am Ace and Wicked cool. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:55, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm sold. SJ ^Debaser 20:56, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

But of course. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:00, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

Wicked.. but such a sweetheart too. I saw your caring advice to waron during his crisis or whatever was going on, and you are really just a kind hearted sweetie inside no matter how cool and wicked your demeanor.. *mwah* kisses and hugs... Refugee^{talk page} 02:32, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

and I hope you are feeling better and toothache probs gone away! Refugee^{talk page} 02:33, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

I put the appropriate in inappropriate touching. Aceⁱ⁹ 04:37, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

You can't fuck with the golden child

Nutty Roux (talk) 22:36, 3 May 2010 (UTC) I will eat your children with a knife and fork. Don't fuck with me you fucking redneck. On a related note, what's shaking buddy? Nutty Roux (talk) 23:04, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

I'll tell you what's shaking...

DJ Premier - 9th June

Beatnuts - 17th June

Masta Ace & ED OG - 19th June

Aceⁱ⁹ 23:14, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

As a man who knows things that a man who knows things should know

What is the deal with the huge fall in our unemployment lately? Is it real or is it just a case of fiddling the figures to put people who would normally be classified as unemployed onto sickness benefits etc? I wouldn't trust Paula Bennett as far as I could throw her (around 10 centimetres I suspect) but is National actually doing something right? As our man deep in the corridors of power perhaps you could throw some light on the subject. --Damo^Hi 02:33, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Remember though, they have redefined the benefit so the "fall" in figures may just represent those who got kicked off because they no longer qualify. Tricky eh? I got wind of that massive increase of tobacco tax a few days before it happened and thought about stocking up but, really, who cares. Nothing I can do about it and I'd just smoke 'em all anyway. Aceⁱ⁹ 07:26, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Yes I think the Nats should be a little careful, lest they lose an unloseable election in 18 months. If they insist on raising excise taxes, mining and are seen to be pandering to the Yanks in Afghanistan I suspect their large majority could diminish, particularly if Labour gets rid of Goff. --Damo^Hi 07:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

I am with National for now but they still need watching. Phil Goff? Jesus, that guy has got to go. An ineffectial, charmless half wit. Aceⁱ⁹ 07:52, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

hi

--Fuck you motherfucker (talk) 02:04, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello! Aceⁱ⁹ 03:23, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello! ħuman 07:29, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Loya Jirga roll call

Totnesmartin plans to retire from the Loya Jirga, so we're holding a by-election to determine his replacement. We need to know if anyone else has left the LJ, so could you stop by and give a holler? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 02:05, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

love you! :-)

You are such a sweetie-pie, I'll miss you! Love, Refugee^{talk page} 06:11, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Huh, where the fuck are going? Email me on my yahoo! immediatly. Aceⁱ⁹ 06:12, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

GAR! Aceⁱ⁹ 06:22, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Linked Jehova voting

Ello there. You voted in the famous Lumpy Jerboa bi-election, but there's some confusion as to who voted and who just commented. If you only intended to comment, can you modify your post on the RationalWiki:May 2010 Loya Jirga by-elections by adding a strikethrough tag to it? e.g.

<s>My earlier comment</s>

You can leave your post as is if you were actually voting.

ConcernedResident ^{bat for the ladies} 09:04, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Troll IP blocks

I reblocked the 86.40.*.* IP for 31416 seconds - it's a dynamic IP on Eircom, Ireland's largest ISP, so tomorrow that IP will be a different person, and the troll will be on a different IP - David Gerard (talk) 14:03, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Well, whatever. MC is a revolting fucking prick. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:55, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Any reason we aren't doing range blocks on him yet? I mean, Ace hates him, I hate him, Goonie hates him... what else are we to do? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 09:38, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

And he doesn't use that many IPs. Should be easy. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 09:43, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Meh, because we can just revert, ignore, forget. Aceⁱ⁹ 09:45, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

You know, easier to just ignore the prick and rollback anything that he posts - forever. Aceⁱ⁹ 09:46, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

It's the easiest way. Starves them of the attention they need to work. I mean, MC has been pretty active over the past few days, but this calm and quiet way of dealing with it seems to be working - I've hardly noticed it. However, I reckon blocking the range for an hour might be worthwhile whenever it posts again. It stifles the activity and maybe would encourage it to go away. ^{d hominem} 09:49, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

We shouldnt even have this discussion, just revert - ignore. Aceⁱ⁹ 09:50, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Unfortunately one or two people think that we shouldn't revert his edits—they are talk page comments, after all. I've been considering bringing it up on the Community Standards talkpage that we allow the immediate reversion of any talkpage edits by confirmed trolls. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 09:53, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Yeah well, I do it everytime he comments and will continue to do so. If anyone has an issue with it they are more than welcome to approach me and voice displeasure. Aceⁱ⁹ 09:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

CS says that we can revert and delete without discussion if it's attacking. I think this could be extended to talk fine. While I totally agree with Ace there, the 1 hr blocks are short enough so that the impact on innocent users (and potential for abuse) is negligible while it's also long enough to get them out of our hair and "take the hint". ^{d hominem} 09:56, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

To be frank, I am surprised and a little uneasy that this conversation is happening again. We got over this sometime ago and I am not wanting to open this up again when things have been going so well. Aceⁱ⁹ 09:59, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh, don't be so superstitious. And besides, if he did pop up and say "Hi guys! I'm listening!" it would only confirm that he's a bigger loser than any of us by watching closely for any mention of himself. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 10:03, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Yeah but, fuck, we know that's what he is like and why go down that road.....again!. Aceⁱ⁹ 10:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

New Zealand

Apparently you are a "lifestyle superpower." Tetronian ^{you're clueless} 17:33, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

But don't hate us for not visiting. EddyP (talk) 17:45, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

hi

-- :D -- Ozznova (talk) 08:59, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh, hello. Aceⁱ⁹ 09:00, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Don't know why you are posting here. Someone has claimed that we are the same person. Which is news to me. Aceⁱ⁹ 04:30, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

Well, I'm not a sock of you, that's for sure Ozznova (talk) 08:07, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. Aceⁱ⁹ 08:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

The Wacky Adventures of Ace McWicked

You oughta make these some kind of storybook in your sandbox mate. User:Ace McWicked/The Wacky Adventures of Ace McWicked/The Bolivian Cocaine Caper. I had a pretty wild night too. Last night... I didn't have to wear a tie. SJ ^Debaser 10:57, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

We've been telling him this since day one, he appears to be happy with ancient Saloon Bar diffs. Sadly. But then, maybe he's just not that into himself. ħuman 08:10, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Ace

Long time no talk, talk, talk. How are things on your side of the world these days? Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 23:03, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

Its cold and yesterday I ate nothing but bacon. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:03, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

Bacon is always a good time, in my opinion. Gooniepunk2010 ^{Oi! Oi! Oi!} 23:05, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

It were all very delicious. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:06, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

Were it flimsy and greasy bacon or crunchy and not-so-greasy bacon? The Goonie 1 ^{What's this button do? Uh oh....} 23:08, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

It were Manuka smoked bacon strips (I think only in NZ you can get Manuka smoked bacon) cooked to the point just before it goes crunchy but not quite floppy and greasy. In other words - perfect. Firstly breakfast, bacon and egg sandwich. Then lunch a BLT followed by dinner - Gnocchi with bacon and a rich sauce. Mmmmmm.....Aceⁱ⁹ 23:20, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

Jeebus, that does sound like good eating, but only if you have beer to wash it down afterwards. The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 23:23, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh yes, there were beer a plenty. For fucks sake Goonie - this is Ace you are talking to. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:24, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

Hehehe, I knew that, I just had to make sure, for some reason. The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 23:26, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

I can attest based on visual observation of the beast in his natural habitat that by 5 pm AceTime he's working on a 20 ounce bottle of Heineken. Nutty Roux (talk) 23:22, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

Argh, my secret exposed! Aceⁱ⁹ 23:26, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

PS I require some of this Manuka bacon. You have my address. Smoke cured meats are ideal for international post. I'll send you some Hatch chiles from New Mexico and a frozen smoked brisket from Lockhart, Texas. Get back to me g. Nutty Roux (talk) 23:25, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

Stream

Meh, took a little longer than I thought but if you open this link in FF or Chrome it should stream the whole thing. tmtoulouse 23:19, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

Brilliant! This willkeep me busy this evening! Aceⁱ⁹ 23:26, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

"oversighting" at AS

Good work, I'm glad somebody understands both the stalking part and the technical part. ħuman 05:25, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

No worries. Aceⁱ⁹ 05:43, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyway, nice work, friend. ħuman 07:17, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

De nada, Hombre! Ace es muchismo. Aceⁱ⁹

Nibble nibble, yum, yum. ħuman 07:24, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

What can you do on your talk page?

Pi was badly insuting me on his. 110.32.131.13 (talk) 08:00, 26 May 2010 (UTC) Oh sorry, you did block him. 110.32.131.13 (talk) 08:02, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

You can display pictures of your penis. Or someone else's penis. Pretty much penis pictures are GO. Also, if you make an ass of yourself on someone who has been around a long time's talk page, they can just color your dick purple. I think them's the rules. Ace? ħuman 08:04, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

BoN please explain your sentence? I blocked Pi as a joke, not seriously....also talkpages are community property, your user page is yours. Plus - check my talkpage archive - plently of insults toward me but hey, thats RW. Aceⁱ⁹ 08:21, 26 May 2010 (UTC)

point taken

For some reason BoN's dumb edits really got under my skin. I didn't totally disagree with his point, but I did think he was being a moron about it. I'll try to have more patience in the future. PACODOG^{woof, bitches} 20:38, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I figured was a little quick on the trigger. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

observation

Not eh many new users here are there? Seems like everyone here has basically been here since the sites founding. Hm. Can't imagine why. lawlz. Oh, and I don't bitch. I just state the truth. rational homo^hey 05:45, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

I have no time for your demented palour games. If you have something to say, out with it! Aceⁱ⁹ 05:48, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

So what are you, RG? ħuman 06:11, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

And me, and Josh, and Armondikov, and Susan, and Goonie, and CR, and... Professor Moriarty 09:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

I dont understand what just happened here? Aceⁱ⁹ 10:30, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

We pointed out that plaintiff, among many others, have joined long since the site's founding. ħuman 03:03, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Packing a sad

I enjoyed this turn of phrase. ^{ONE / TALK} 09:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

I am glad to have entertained. Aceⁱ⁹ 10:28, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Don't cry for me

Hey Ace, you have visited South America, ever been to Argentina? - π 00:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

yes, yes I have. Aceⁱ⁹ 07:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

I am going to a conference next week in Buenos Aires, what are good place to see, go, do, around the city? - π 07:49, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

i was in Buenos Aires a week and to be honest, I didn't think much of it. Its a city, they are all the same. I'd better to advise you on other parts of the country to be honest. Nontheless.....there are some beautiful Japanese Gardens in the city (can't remember where but just ask - they are pretty well know and the area they are in is quite boutiquey) also the cemetary where Evita is buried is rather impressive. Aceⁱ⁹ 08:10, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

I am going up to Iguazu for a few days. I am staying near the university in the Recoleta district and the hotel I am booked in has been described boutique, which I took to means small. The impression I got was that it was the trendy district, walking distance to all the big phallic symbols. - π 08:15, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Iguazu is great - I loved it there. Reminded me of Africa almost. The Iguazu Falls are a must see. Buenos Aires though is really just a city. Aceⁱ⁹ 08:24, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I was pissed off I could not get a visa to Brazil to visit their side of the falls, if I had put down drug smuggler rather than student I probably would have had less trouble. - π 08:26, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Brazil is far more expensive for more of the same. Try and get north if you have time, towards the Bolivian border. Beautiful wine country. Aceⁱ⁹ 08:30, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

I hear they have excellent sheep there. Not as pretty as Welsh and Kiwi sheep, but nonetheless very satisfying to, um, "observe". ħuman 08:20, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Actually I was told that if you want sheep in that part of the world Chile is the place to go, Argentina is cow country. Good steak apparently. - π 08:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

They are known in the audio woo world for their long wool, or some such nonsense. But, yeah, gauchos, ole! ole! ole! and their women admire Richard Dawkins for his gently fondled locks of hair. Or so I hear. ħuman 08:41, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Ace

That is all. ħuman 10:35, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

They dont call me Ace for nothing. Aceⁱ⁹ 10:41, 29 May 2010 (UTC)