User talk:Captain Obvious

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Hey, baby! Welcome to the site. LimpWrist (talk) 21:29, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for the welcome, but I am not a very young human offspring. ^{—Preceding signed comment added by: Captain Obvious / talk / contribs} 21:30, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

Sorry then. But welcome just the same. You are the first person I've welcomed here. LimpWrist (talk) 21:32, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

Be forewarned that this user (who is a sock of a well-established cabalist) is impervious to human emotion. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 21:33, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

I may or may not be a sock of a well-established or not cabalist or non-cabalist, who is or is not impervious to human emotion. But you do not have the means to prove that. ^{—Preceding signed comment added by: Captain Obvious / talk / contribs} 21:50, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

Any relation of Captain Oblivious? --^{Ask me about your mother} 21:50, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

As you can see on that article that is about Captain Oblivious and not Captain Obvious, that is me, the fifth quote, that is the quote that is fifth from the top counting from the first at the time of writing, clearly states that I am not Captain Oblivious, since I am Captain Obvious, who is not Captain Oblivious. ^{—Preceding signed comment added by: Captain Obvious / talk / contribs} 21:54, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

You and TOP should get a fucking room and sit in it and think about how smart you think you are while everyone totally knows you're in there and is all like "Those guys aren't that smart". ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 21:55, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

I sense hostility in you. ^{—Preceding obvious comment added by: Captain Obvious / talk / contribs} 21:57, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

<hostility>You would only know hostility if it was marked up as such, vulcan.</hostility> ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 21:59, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

I am not Vulcan, who is a god in Roman mythology. I am Captain Obvious. ^{—Preceding obvious comment added by: Captain Obvious / talk / contribs} 22:03, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

By the capitalization scheme I used, It was obvious that I was referring to the vulcan race, not Vulcan the god. Captain Obvious would know that. User:Nx wouldn't. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 22:06, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

Obviously the vulcan race in Star Trek, a fictional television franchise, is a fictional race. I am, on the other hand, real, not fictional, so I cannot be vulcan. ^{—Preceding obvious comment added by: Captain Obvious / talk / contribs} 22:09, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

Hey, did you reply to my question about your relative? --^{Ask me about your mother} 22:01, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

If you look at my reply directly below your question, you will see that I have. ^{—Preceding obvious comment added by: Captain Obvious / talk / contribs} 22:03, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

(undent) So you're Captain Obvious. You must know my wife, her name's Dierdre, she works on the Council of Obvious. I believe her title is Chancellor for Pointing Out the Bleedin' Obvious. SJ ^Debaser 11:37, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

Is this some kind of meme I am unfamiliar with? ^{—Preceding obvious comment added by: Captain Obvious / talk / contribs} 11:47, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

That sentence was hardly obvious. You should be more obvious if you are Captain Obvious, because Captain Obvious says Obvious things. - π 11:50, 9 April 2010 (UTC)