User talk:Captain Swing

Welcome to RationalWiki, Captain Swing! Please see our guide for newcomers and our community standards. If you are interested in contributing, please read what our articles are intended to be. Pull up a goat and have some fun! Any questions? Please see the help page or ask me on my talk page.

Welcome! I'm sure we'll forgive anything for nachos. Peter ^mqzp 07:50, 17 March 2013 (UTC)

Even the fact that the talk link in your signature points to the wrong place, if you're lucky. (It links to "Usertalk:Captain Swing," but there should be a space in "user talk.") Peter ^mqzp 07:54, 17 March 2013 (UTC)

MY NACHOS COMMENT GOT AN ANONYMOUS EDITOR TO SIGN UP!!! :D Welcome to RationalWiki! Sam ^Tally-ho! 03:51, 18 March 2013 (UTC)

You have been demoted

In light of your incredibly poor performance at RW thus far, you have been demoted to sys-admin by Peter. I hope you take this moment to reflect on how low you have fallen. (Oh and put *something* in your user-page to get rid of the redlink - we like our admins to at least pretend they take the place seriously). Cheers VOX^HUMANA 05:44, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Actually (and you're not the only one who was confused), I only made him autopatrolled. He can be sysop too though, I suppose. Peter ^mqzp 05:52, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

He seems of a suitably low standard. VOX^HUMANA 06:40, 22 March 2013 (UTC)

Australian Infrastructure

We as a group of people are nice, yes. But our infrastructure is definitely shit. The Invisible Man^{I spoke to Him} 05:04, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

What country doesn't have shitty infrastructure though? Peter ^mqzp 05:15, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

Singapore? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:25, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

Belgium. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:46, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

Even Turkey has some pretty impressive infrastructure - plus they have a hi-speed rail link and wifi internet on their public transport. VOX^HUMANA 03:15, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

Sockie

Are you a sockpuppet of anyone? Proxima Centauri (talk) 06:37, 15 April 2013 (UTC)

Goat

My interpretation of "goat" is not gospel... no-one's is. Goat is whatever you want it to be. It is the only truly divine mystery (apart from where socks go in the dryer). VOX^HUMANA 03:18, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

Zappa

I missed the block message a week or so back, only just saw it now. But yes, although Zappa freak would be more appropriate. Here's me trying to play some. VOX^HUMANA 13:25, 23 April 2013 (UTC)

"totes"

I've picked it up from a friend of mine (of my social circle she tends o be the one with the most flexible schedule for hanging out.) I don't even consciously think about it when i say it. --^Mikal_lakiM 02:54, 29 April 2013 (UTC)

This is what happens when you choose to make friends with people who like homestuck and MLP. --^Mikal_lakiM 03:02, 29 April 2013 (UTC)

You're stalking me more than necesary

And showing your partisanship, not rational skepicism, so cut the fucking bullshit and don't bother me, I've been polite previously about asking you to cut it out, now your just being a bit of a creep.--Andrewstewart1 (talk) 21:46, 29 April 2013 (UTC)

Nope, Captain Swing is doing what any of us would do. The only reason I didn't interfere is that Swing already had the matter in hand. If, however, you would like a posse to be put together to handle your inappropriate editing, that can be arranged. VOX^HUMANA 23:23, 29 April 2013 (UTC)