User talk:Kektklik/ArchMyBackLikeaKitty

Okay.. I have the lyrics "poor some sugar on me". For you Freudian-people out there.. what does this mean? And for the regular people, what song is this from?!

"Pour Some Sugar on Me" is the name of a song by Def Leppard. The fact that you have the song stuck in your head probably means that your body's natural desires for a little hot Kektklik-on-girl action are subtly overriding your silly "no sex of any kind 'til marriage" nonsense. Be strong. Take cold showers. PFoster 10:01, 25 November 2008 (EST)

Special little question

Is it considered hacking if I was told the password by the user without any forms of deception? Keklik 19:17, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

No because they have given you access to their account. (I hope I don't regret telling you this). - User $\pi$ 19:19, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

Well, what if I'm no longer on good terms with that person? Keklik 19:21, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

That really is more of a moral dilemma, and as I am a member of this site that automatically makes me some anti-Christian God hating atheist devoid of any morals (I am not by the way I just choose not to discuss these things), so I really can't help you there. - User $\pi$ 19:22, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

*changes the password to an account on "the other site"* Keklik 19:26, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

Do I want to know what you did? - User $\pi$ 19:29, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

Do you want to know the password? Keklik 19:32, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

I don't think I want to take part in this conversation any more, as much as it intrigues me. - User $\pi$ 19:36, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

psssst, I see you... Ace McWicked^Revolt 19:49, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

do you want it? The account only has upload/edit rights Keklik 19:57, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

I don't want to interfere, but I think you should discuss this off site somewhere. - User $\pi$ 20:03, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

Sure, email me. I have email enabled. Ace McWicked^Revolt 20:13, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

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Intrigue! --Yossie^{Spring in Fialta} 22:27, 12 March 2009 (EDT)

Toribash

The link gives a 404. http://wiki.toribash.com/index.php?title=User:Kektklik works. _and marmite 01:48, 3 April 2009 (EDT)

That's because the admin for the site did a huge rollback on everything, so I technically never existed (I had 500 edits within the first week too... T.T) Keklik 14:16, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

User Input

Can I take Cp to court for blocking me over the fact that I'm a crossdresser?

Personal note: perhaps I can... under this law. Keklik 04:01, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

• No. Anti-discrimination laws in general only apply to the government. Such as in the SCOTUS case Boy Scout of America vs Gay people the court ruled that the boy scouts had the right to choose who could and couldn't be members. CP can cite this as a precedent. - π 04:08, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Meh, I'm asking Aschlafly anyway. >.> Keklik 04:42, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Another personal note: Bush was a hard working president

Nice to see you

Always a pleasure to see old faces! Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 09:37, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

I guess? I'm just here and there (on Cp) out of boredom. I don't know why I'm not tired yet. Keklik 09:41, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

You guess? Come on fool, whether you're here out of boredom doesnt diminish the fact that we enjoy to see you. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 09:43, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

I can no longer provide you with "special" information. Well, nothing substantial. The only news I have is that Lil Phyllis is going to Princeton. Keklik 09:45, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

You mean that fucking liberal professor school! Oh NO! She'll be quartered and drawn! Anyways, all jokes aside, Kettle you company is wanted regardless of "special whatever the fuck". Do stay. Stay for the cake and tea. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 09:48, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Her plans were for MIT, but she likes being social. Meh. I think she chose Princeton because her parents didn't want her to? She deleted her previous entries.

Cake.. ha. Pie goes better with tea. Keklik 09:53, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey man, I got all the Pie you need. Plenty, tons! No scarcity here! Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 09:58, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

uhh... >.> I should sleep for a bit now. It's 6am over here, and I haven't slept yet. My eyebrow ish twitching. x-o Keklik 10:05, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Ahahahaha I know that feeling. You'll be fine, you're just about to hit your second wind. Powder your nose and report back at once. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 10:07, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

"I think she chose Princeton because her parents didn't want her to" & she believes in evolution too? Then there's hope for her yet despite the handicap of Andy as a father. Генгис^pillaging 10:09, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey there. Don't worry, you'll get used to sleeping through the morning after the 20th time. Flare^Talk 10:33, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

It's already been several weeks. >.> Keklik 21:05, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Non-stop? That can't be good. Flare^Talk 22:24, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

I do hope that your studies are going well, and that you're having a fun time. Corry 17:09, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Studies could be better, but it's difficult because all I can think about is how my professor looks like William Shatner. Keklik 23:35, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Ah, but more importantly, does he sound like Shatner? Corry 19:00, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Only on certain occasions. With certain words and such. Keklik 19:20, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Did Andy teach you how to drink like my teacher for accelerated English did in 11th grade? User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 23:47, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Your English makes no sense to me. I only sat in on Andy's classes, so I didn't learn anything that I didn't already know. (Except that homeschoolers suck at spelling because they learned "How to be Tactful" instead). Keklik 00:14, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

It was bound to happen

Feel TK's wrath! Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 21:39, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

That's retarded! "Silly pattern of edits". I've always done wikifying and spell checking, and I've never gotten in trouble for it.

As for the "liberal userboxes", I never used them. I was only asking him if it was alright to post them. Bleh. I'm going to email TerryH. Keklik 03:15, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

hehehe good luck! Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 03:22, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Just noticed that I don't TerryH's email, but I have another sysop's and a bureaucrat's email addresses. I'll save the bureaucrat's email for a last resort. Keklik 03:34, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Heh! TK just amended your block to bar email! ^{This message brought to you by: respond}_and honey 05:14, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Just noticed that, but he has his contact information on his user page, so it doesn't matter to me. Keklik 05:16, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Welcome to the silly editing pattern club. My condolences. ħuman 06:21, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Here's how to use proxies but most have been blocked at CP and you're better with Tor. You're better still editing wikis where you agree with their policy so other users improve on your writing instead of deleting it. Proxima Centauri 06:26, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm not going to bother with proxies, because I've read more on the blocking patterns and such.. and I don't want to resist my blocks. Instead, I want to reason with them, even if you think it's just a waste of my time. Keklik 11:09, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Whatever you do, if you have to talk to TK, don't use words that when stretched, given enough deliberate ignorance, changed a little bit, taken out of context, put in the wrong context, changed substantially, presented as if you were somebody else, changed beyond recognition, etc. could be used against you. Preferably just contact somebody else (at this point, that'd be Andy). Flare^Talk 11:28, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Not to worry, I'm creating legal records just in case he decides to take me to court or something of the sort. Keklik 11:46, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

He'll claim that they're forged; same as all the evidence that shows him being a sociopathic, lying, two-faced, manipulating plagiarist. Генгис^pillaging 19:25, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

In general, I am too lazy to forge crap, but this is why I'll bring my laptop with wifi as a reference. But before this happens, I will speak with Aschlafly in person. Keklik 19:32, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

If your nose isnt bleeding

You havent been awake long enough. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 10:39, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, okay. My eyes are awfully red though. Keklik 10:50, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Bot offline (Fedhaji)

Sorry; I have taken the statistics bot offline and didn't bring it back due to family problems. If you want to operate it yourself, I can send you the code. Fedhaji 11:11, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Uhh.. okay, but no thanks. I refuse to ever operate a bot. I'll stick to my macros, thanks. Keklik 11:13, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

User page thingie (Return VII)

"Preach love.. or at least a warning to the people. It's a simple thing, really." Not sure about the warning part, but otherwise, are you some kind of "Christian"? In the best way, of course. Or are you just a kid trying to figure all this weird religion stuff out? PS, are you going to college this fall? If so, where? (no need to answer prying questions of course). I think you're a funny guy. Best wishes, ħuman 06:56, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

That is in response to "The Most Hated Family in America" (I think that was the title of the documentary). I don't like to think that I'm a Christian, because I've been burned by them before.. meh.

I'm taking Accounting I to finish up my associates. I haven't heard back from the colleges that I was hoping to transfer to. If the transfer thing doesn't work out, then I'm taking another year at my local county college, in hopes to get CCNA certified. Keklik 12:29, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Eh? (talking to myself)

How come I keep getting a new IP address every other week? Keklik 07:58, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

(closed) I think I've figured out why. I got one when I took my lappy to my fiancée's house today, but it's sticking with me right now.. hmm. Keklik 05:14, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

You have a new fiancée? Really? Good for you. ħuman 05:31, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

A new one? I've never had one before... I was only like, "future" stuff with PhyllisS (I never proposed). Keklik 05:33, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Let me rephrase. You have a fiancée? Really? Good for you! Best of luck and good wishes, etc. ħuman 08:31, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Now if I only I could get some sleep... I would be fabtastic. Keklik 14:40, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

I wonder.. how many hours of sleep I was on when I wrote "fabtastic".. mew Keklik 02:05, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Do you like me? (be honest)

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Nothing of interest

Hey mate, careful what you say on WIGO CP talk about socking up at Conservapedia, cuz Mr T reads it and it could end up sparking him into a mad blocking rampage. SJ ^Debaser 11:01, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Mr Kettle Ticket knows that, take everything he says in public with a grain of salt. ^{This message brought to you by: respond}_and honey 11:32, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Haha. Salt. That's a funny word somehow. SJ ^Debaser 11:43, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

I purposely said that because I know he patrols "WIGO CP". I want him to squirm and get all paranoid about my possible return.

And heck, I might even forget about Cp after a year. Who really knows? Keklik 20:44, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

He struck and blocked about 5 users yesterday who hadn't done anything wrong. He's such a fucking parodist. SJ ^Debaser 14:09, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Ncountr did do something wrong, it's just, we're not allowed to see what they posted. Keklik 18:05, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

You got edit-warred by bored crats

And at this point in time, you got stuck with 'cratship. Who knows how long it will last, or how wonderfully you will abuse it. ħuman 05:11, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Was that not a wheel-war rather than an edit-war? ListenerX^TalkerX 05:29, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

I do not know what this "wheel" you speak of denotes. ħuman 07:58, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Reasons I block myself

I see you don't like me blocking myself. Problem is, I block myself because oterwise, as a chronic insomniac, I stay distracted here and never get any sleep. One night, for example, I stayed up until 5:00 a.m. on here when I needed to get up at 6:30 a.m. So, please (for the sake of my not being tired) don't mind my blocking myself. It doesn't hurt anyone, anyways.The Goonie 1 (talk) 15:24, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

I was bored and needed something to do. I stayed up until 6:30am today. Thankfully, I'm a freeloader. Candlewick 19:47, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Ah, understandable. I once got yelled at by Human for blocking TK repeatedly while I was bored.The Goonie 1 (talk) 02:34, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

RWWWWWWWWWWWW

I created an article for you there, fill out some of the info if you feel like it, since I'm too lazy to run checkuser and whois like TK would. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 03:47, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

I do believe you sent this message right when I signed on. Good jorb! Kix, they're not just for kids~ 03:55, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

I can feel your presence. That is the power of the Dark side. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 03:59, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm hoping that's the only thing of mine you can feel. Silly Mr. Cat 04:03, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

NINJAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

GDSHaioh gsohd goashdoia dsnks jbdfgsd askd fksaer sw fsdg s g sks frsf sd fa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slash slash slash slash ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ hopeless gas tanks google me... 23:09, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

I can't find any translations for what you said. Care to interpret? Perhaps in the form of a "gang dance". Fuzzy =^_^= 03:56, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero-men in Saginaw, sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I -- lo! -- rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero-men in Miami. Reviled, I (Nona) live on. I do, O God! ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ hi there! 04:07, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

Stop going on 4chan or 3litechan. Kettle Kin (Version 2.0) 04:11, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

Heh, I have never been to that site. Anywho, now that I have had a nice insane outburst... have a good night. Javasca₧ no really. 04:14, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

Bye

It probably is better you should move on, unlike the rest of us we were never personally involved with Conservapedia. We are going to miss you fuzzy kettle. Good luck with college and the engagement and all the exciting things you have to look forward to. - π 04:23, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

"Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?". It was a pleasure meeting you Kettle, best of luck with "real life" ĵ₳¥ášÇ♠ʘ the most colourful sig on RationalWiki! 04:25, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Ahh man, I liked you. Good luck buttercup (I also think Kels is cute). Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 04:29, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other? I'm gonna hurt you. I like you. 04:37, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Bye bye skaelectrix! Best of luck "out there." SJ ^Debaser 17:00, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Awww... And I still don't understand your relationship with Conservapedia. Mindless wisest Hoover! 17:03, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Best of luck, Kettle Ticket, and if you ever drop back in you know you'll be welcome! ħuman 21:21, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Good luck on your journey through life Stickywicket, I liked your style. Генгис^{RationalWiki GOLD member} 22:03, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

We never really met, but I wish you the best of luck anyway. –SuspectedReplicant^{retire me} 10:36, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

Crap

Middle English crappe, chaff, from Old French crappe, from Medieval Latin crappa, perhaps of Germanic origin. [1] ^{I am eating} _& honey^chat 01:35, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

And it wasn't John it was Thomas who didn't invent it. ^{I am eating} _& honey^chat 01:47, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

Fish Kettle

My lecturer used the phrase "Kettle of Fish" today and I made a mental note to inform you. That is all. SJ ^Debaser 15:38, 27 October 2009 (UTC)